My night at the bar.

[Appoloin]

Ok so last night I was down at the bar yonder towards the bay area hanging out with some of my friends. I saw a beautiful woman who was talking to just this one guy and he was buying her drinks left and right I felt bad for the guy actually, it looked like he was trying to impress her or they were dating. He finally after like eight drinks the bill came and without question the woman slid it to the guy it was hysterical I was tickling in my tummy. After he paid for the bill the woman bought herself one drink not even him a drink. Thats a sign right there woman is a deutsch. The guy went to the bathroom because he was probably really wasted and had to pee. So I decided being the don juan that I am to spring into action I went straight up to her and said the two easiest pickup lines ever hey beautiful I just wanted to know if thats your boyfriend. She replied no and so I just sprang into action and started to turn the charm on. I asked her if she wanted to come hang out with some real men and woman and play some beer pong she immedietly grabbed her stuff and said to my surprise NO ! I rather just leave with you. I took her home and I railed her that same night. So heres my point ladies and gentlemen, dont try to please a women or buy her drinks and make what you want out of the relationship up front no matter how blunt. she knew why I was asking and that I had no desire to be her friend but just to mate with her its instincts and you have to rely always on them. Always observe the woman around you, act or initiate the conversation so your in control not her, and than introduce her to something better than what she has using your charm and always do it in this order. For this specific situation she was with one male. Woman are social creatures they love men and woman, and drama they eat that **** up its a fact, so offer them something better than what they have and theyll leave, because they love the attention the big crowds they love it they cant help it its hardwired into there puny little brains.

 

[College.Junior]

LOL This has to be the fakest report I have ever read. The only thing that got you railed was your flesh light that night.

 

[Biggie]

OH yeah, this is definitely BS.

 

[Vanilla]

Your story ended when she said NO

Better luck next time.

 

[Ken785]

She replied no and so I just sprang into action and started to turn the charm on. I asked her if she wanted to come hang out with some real men and woman and play some beer pong she immedietly grabbed her stuff and said to my surprise NO ! I rather just leave with you. I took her home and I railed her that same night. .

I LOL'd.

 

[teagan]

Your story ended when she said NO

Better luck next time.

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Prodigy746]

"I asked her if she wanted to come hang out with some real men and woman and play some beer pong she immedietly grabbed her stuff and said to my surprise NO ! I rather just leave with you"

This part here screams fake!!!!! Seriously if you have to lie on an anonymous board to make yourself look good than you have to be a serious loser.

 

[K2000kidd]

Wow only his second post and he is a LADY KILLER
he really needs to hold seminars or publish an ebook at his level
Hi five

 

[eaglez1177]

Lol what a fvckin loser ahaha