My next door neighbor....

[TheLadiesMan]

She's got 3 kids, but Lord o mighty... I want to hold her in my arms, tight.

Long day @ da office. I had baked spaghetti when I got home. Gonna lick her butt 4 dat.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Ladies Man,
Oh please take care,you are already in more strife than Speed Gordon....You must see the tittilation and meals are but sprats to catch a Mackeral.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Sir, I got nothing but love for you but....

...who da F is Speed Gordon? lol!!! :crackup:

You rock!

 

[Juando]

My next door came over in a stripper's outfit wearing fukk-me shoes.

She put on a whole show for me, demonstrated how her bod looks better naked than any other way.
I went through all the motions as far as getting my hands on her, inspecting the merchandise, etc.

When it came time to answer the question, Is it worth it? For me the answer was NO. I've gone for it other times in my life when the answer was NO, to my chagrin and regret.

So the question for you is, Is it worth it? If YES, my blessings- do her for all of us.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

My next door came over in a stripper's outfit wearing fukk-me shoes.

She put on a whole show for me, demonstrated how her bod looks better naked than any other way.
I went through all the motions as far as getting my hands on her, inspecting the merchandise, etc.

When it came time to answer the question, Is it worth it? For me the answer was NO. I've gone for it other times in my life when the answer was NO, to my chagrin and regret.

So the question for you is, Is it worth it? If YES, my blessings- do her for all of us.

true true

Those warm home cook'd meals are nice.

*shrugs* guess I'm gonna have to find out huh? :yes:

 

[Mr. Me]

My next door came over in a stripper's outfit wearing fukk-me shoes.

You must have quite the sexy next door. My next door only has one little knocker.

 

[Juando]

You must have quite the sexy next door. My next door only has one little knocker.

Yeah and you should see my "wood".

I did the right thing, but I gotta tell you... I sometimes see her in a little black dress, her double D's, stilletoes, and it starts the whole thing in my head again... can you hear the voices- "ok, I'll just ask her out for a drink when the kid is with the father, tell her to wear that black dress..."

No, ladiesman, nothing here for you, move right along...

Damn.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Ladies Man,
Well you obviously had a deprived upbringing,Flash Gordon was a Comic and film hero of my childhood he was similar to,and a contemporary of Buck Rogers....Each episode finished on a cliffhanger,you know like some heroine tied down on the Railway lines so for my generation and maybe more,he was the archetype of a poor Devil constantly in trouble....Well I have followed your posts with great sympathy and it seems you also have been subjected to lots of strife that you don't seem to have deserved over the years.....So I just wanted to make you aware that you have perhaps wondered into another accident waiting to happen....Be Lucky and thankyou for your Kind Words...

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Dear Ladies Man,
Well you obviously had a deprived upbringing,Flash Gordon was a Comic and film hero of my childhood he was similar to,and a contemporary of Buck Rogers....Each episode finished on a cliffhanger,you know like some heroine tied down on the Railway lines so for my generation and maybe more,he was the archetype of a poor Devil constantly in trouble....Well I have followed your posts with great sympathy and it seems you also have been subjected to lots of strife that you don't seem to have deserved over the years.....So I just wanted to make you aware that you have perhaps wondered into another accident waiting to happen....Be Lucky and thankyou for your Kind Words...

Ok, Flash Gordon. That's what I thought you were referring to, but I wasn't gonna speculate. I gotcha you Scaramouche, thanks.

...and please don't sweat this, I don't. My only interested in her is physical right now. We ain't picking out curtains anytime soon.

She sure can cook though, and she is trying so hard too. I got to throw her around on the sheets for a one hot minute.

..and Juando, I thought you were just 'telling a story'. Didn't know the chic was fo real. lol!
Seems we both live next to some hot neighbors.

 

[NewMan]

My neighbor's a 50+ yr old divorce - you know the type - 2 small yapping dogs - and the stomach the size of Big daddy. Don't like the short hair - don't want to know what's under the curtains.

if I could be so lucky.

How many years have I hoped for that hot naughty next door neighbor.

Of course, the fantasy is always better than the reality.

You need to be silky smooth not to fvck this up.

 

[horaholic]

Two months from now:

TheLadiesMan:

I need your help guys. I brought this hot chick home the other night, and was about was about to get the goods, but that hot neighbor of mine, that I banged once, kept coming over and ****blocking me. I think she might have told my freshy, that I have herpes. My tires were slashed this morning too, someone wrote in lipstick on my windshield "If I cant have you, noone will." The good news is, there is a freshly baked pie outside my door. MMM, pecan. Tastes kinda funny. Almost medicany. Thats wier9loioioioioikli9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999997ujyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;gggggggb

 

[Mr. Me]

The problem is, after the torrid affair fizzles and there's a fallout, you've got a neighbor who now dumps her dog's turds on your lawn, calls the cops on you whenever your radio is playing at night and whose husband is out to kill you.

Yeah and you should see my "wood"

I'll pass on that.

I thought doors swing only one way.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

I have no neighbors living next door; only front doors with foreclosure notices tacked to them.

 

[horaholic]

Allright Rollo, what did you do to your neighbors?

Off the subject really quick: Rollo, do the Van Gogh guys, have any plans for a Ginger flavor? There is only one bar I know that sells a ginger vodka, and it makes a KILLER press. I normally dont buy 'drinks' but this is really good. You should mention it.

 

[Warrior74]

I have two little girls staying across the hall, 18 and 19 year old sisters. Redhead and Brunette. Both are hot. Both have boyfriends. They have invited me over when their boyfriends aren't around. I refused. I don't need drama right across the hall. Now if one of them were single, I'd go for it as I only plan on living there 6 more months. The redhead is crazy, but sexy as hell. What is it with me and the damn redheads? ****.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Heheh,..we have all kinds of experimental samplers. We looked at a Ginger flavor about a year ago, but we have to market research stuff that's off market like that. We have to look at the entirety of a market to justify producing a new flavor. Ginger might go huge in say Boston, but we can't sell a bottle anywhere else, so it doesn't justify even a limited run. We have to really be married to a flavor to get behind it with well over a million dollars just to start.

But I have tasted some stuff that'd blow your mind. We were test marketing a sweet tea vodka only in the southern states around August last year. I've had samples of Pumpkin Spice, Jalapeno, Root Beer, an Absynthe, Maple, just to name a few.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Two months from now:

LOL!!!

I thought about that too but you know what? ....I have a knack for never burning my bridges. I think she's just in it for the sex. I think (I KNOW) she's heard me fvcking the flavor of the week from time to time.

Besides, we ain't poppin' like that. There's an understanding there. There's a slim chance it may change, but I don't think so. I'm gonna work it, but with caution.

I presently have 3 women who are "close" to me. 2 are still married, and one is getting married soon. They all know about each other, but have never met. I share the love with them, and they are cool with it. No one fights, and no one hates. But I'd drop them all, if I can find 'the one'.

..and maybe she's that? ...I mean, I play my music loud, and I have late parties, and she never complains. She cooks me dinner, and she's got a tight little body. She's got street creds and that's important to me. She even got my son a Christmas present, and I didn't do crap for her kids.

I just want to thank her for all the love, and like someone said, I better be 'silky smooth' not to fvck this up, and since I am smooth, I'm half way there.


Now watch it all back fire on my dumb a$$! lol!!

 

[Juando]

I know a few guys who say if you can find a neighbor who's cool, you can have your cake and eat it. I banged my neighbor a few years ago, it was great for a few weeks, then she. just. stopped. talking. Acted like I did not exist. For no apparent reason. Luckily she moved away.
I just think it's trouble and one way or another it will blow up in your face. All risk almost no upside after the initial thrill.

I thought doors swing only one way.

I'm exiting this thread before I come unhinged.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Ladies Man,
So you feel "I think she's just in it for the sex. I think (I KNOW)"I would be most surprised....First the comic book heroes,in my long distant past the three genres of comics were British,Australian and American,the latter we called them "Yankee comics" were keenly sought and jealously guarded one of the best amongst them was Flash Gordon,now when Australian Comic sellers started reprinting these yarns under licence they baulked at the name "Flash",to Australians the word has many connotations none of them flattering for instance a couple of likely lads surrupticiously smoking behind the ablution block at school with a couple of demi monde ladies for company,when asked for a fag might say "sure I'll give you a gasper if you'll flash your tits" a dirty old man who exposes himself would be called a Flasher,so when it came the turn of Flash Gordon he was transmogrified to Speed Gordon......Back to your neighbour look you have three birds on your hands,more strength to your elbow,this lady could be very useful for you as a friend,remember what you do will impact on your son when he visits....No man is an Island,believe me the neighbourhood will rejoice and toast the health of the game little girl next door and you getting together,but when you put a foot wrong and she squeals,then while the blokes might even give you a conspiratorial wink the Ladies will treat you like a leper,you really will be finished as a social item in the Street,she will be seen as a victim,you the abusive perpetrator...As I know only too well this is a very uncomfortable place to be...Very rarely will I advocate making a Lady a friend but this is the exception,Fvck her and you shvit in your own nest,down the line you can use this lady keep the sexual tension sure,and if you are patient you can maybe have some more positive relationship later leave it six months but in the mean time,think of how you can utilise her and her family for your own needs.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Horaholic,
Your worst situation scenario on Ladies Man was just soo good,I really laughed but aren't many true words spoken in jest?..May I be so presumptious as to ask if you are a Britisher?.