My New Rule For Myspace.com

[Juan_Man]

He who initiates, masturbates.

After about 300 emails to different chicks, about 280 didn't respond, 15 gave wishy-washy replies that led nowhere, 4 chicks stopped responding as soon as I asked for the number or if they wanted to meet up, and 1 chick only talked to me on IM to spill out her problems. And yes I lowered my standards. I even resorted to putting up some cut photos of myself (I've been working out again), which was something I told myself I would not do. Let's just say the online dating scene sucks.

The only way you stand a chance with a girl online is if she initiates. When the girl emails you first, then it means at this point she knows what she wants and willing to do whatever to get it. When you initiate, you come off a little anxious, which is worst because your approach is online. This only makes you look even more sketchy.

I know a lot of you say that the guy should make the move, but I think that it's different when it's online. Online is the place for women to sarge. Guys are suppose to sarge in the real world. So if you are looking to hook up online, you have to wait for the girl to respond first. Feel free to agree or disagree.

 

[Vanilla]

Agree 100%, I added them as friends, contacted them, even posted interesting bulletins but I've gotten nothing. Even fat chicks don't respond.

Also, I hate it when they have 1000 friends. Do they even contact 5% of those people? It's all a popularity contest.

It's such a waste of time.

 

[bauer_23]

nothing substitutes the face to face interaction that takes place when you meet a women. eye contact, how you project yourself can not be duplicated in an email.

This is why I stick to just going out to meet women. I'll add them to myspace afterwards if they have it.

 

[Enjin 7]

haha that sucks dude. all that time down the drain. its ok tho. you learned something.

me?

I dont know how, but myspace gets me bucketloads of poontang. I dont know what I'm doing.

if anyone wants to like, be my friend and ****, feel free to contact me. I need some fellow sosuave homies on there.

 

[DJ_in_making]

EX_freakin_ACTLY!!

I'm glad you figured that out Juan_man. Nothing beats face to face interaction like bauer said.

It is just a bunch of attention *****s. The only way you even stand a chance is if she initiates, and even then you may not.

A girl came on to me (rather aggressive might I say). But for apparently no reason, bailed out on me. Who knows. But myspace is not a hook-up place. Period.

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by Juan_Man
He who initiates, masturbates.

After about 300 emails to different chicks, about 280 didn't respond, 15 gave wishy-washy replies that led nowhere, 4 chicks stopped responding as soon as I asked for the number or if they wanted to meet up, and 1 chick only talked to me on IM to spill out her problems. And yes I lowered my standards. I even resorted to putting up some cut photos of myself (I've been working out again), which was something I told myself I would not do. Let's just say the online dating scene sucks.

The only way you stand a chance with a girl online is if she initiates. When the girl emails you first, then it means at this point she knows what she wants and willing to do whatever to get it. When you initiate, you come off a little anxious, which is worst because your approach is online. This only makes you look even more sketchy.

I know a lot of you say that the guy should make the move, but I think that it's different when it's online. Online is the place for women to sarge. Guys are suppose to sarge in the real world. So if you are looking to hook up online, you have to wait for the girl to respond first. Feel free to agree or disagree.

I've met four or five girls on myspace in person.

One girl's pictures really lied (it was her but she was nasty in person). I had sex with two. One I hooked up with twice before she got pissed when i almost set her carpet on fire (oops...). One of the ones i've had sex with i've been going out with for 8 months. One i initiated the process with and would've probably got further with but cut off because i was more interested in the one i'm seeing now.

I haven't really contacted anyone new in months since i've been going out with the one but never found it difficult. I don't know what you do wrong. I'm pretty good looking but nothing amazing. I don't have a picture of a six pack up. I hate that crap. It makes you look like a douche (no offense that you caved but don't go against your beliefs just to get a chick)

I've msged maybe 25-30 total and i'd say 90% did respond. All the ones i invited out for more accepted. I moved them from myspace to AIM to phone/in-person.

Maybe you msg something way too generic. My girlfriend's inbox is flooded with stupid crap. She always telling me about the dumb emails she gets on there all the time. The guys who message just sound some combination of weak, boring and desperate. A few are hysterically pathetic.

Give an example of an opening email you use.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

People on MySpace may not have a true vested interest in meeting someone. To most, it's cheap (free) entertainment.
Compare that to pay sites. People have a common goal of meeting someone in mind when they have to pull out a credit card.

 

[dirtyvibe]

Originally posted by Juan_Man
He who initiates, masturbates.

After about 300 emails to different chicks, about 280 didn't respond, 15 gave wishy-washy replies that led nowhere, 4 chicks stopped responding as soon as I asked for the number or if they wanted to meet up, and 1 chick only talked to me on IM to spill out her problems. And yes I lowered my standards. I even resorted to putting up some cut photos of myself (I've been working out again), which was something I told myself I would not do. Let's just say the online dating scene sucks.

The only way you stand a chance with a girl online is if she initiates. When the girl emails you first, then it means at this point she knows what she wants and willing to do whatever to get it. When you initiate, you come off a little anxious, which is worst because your approach is online. This only makes you look even more sketchy.

I know a lot of you say that the guy should make the move, but I think that it's different when it's online. Online is the place for women to sarge. Guys are suppose to sarge in the real world. So if you are looking to hook up online, you have to wait for the girl to respond first. Feel free to agree or disagree.

Not true at all. I put up borring pics of myself and can get about 80% respond rate 70% im and 40% number. I've never met anyone from online tho because I think that'd be kinda weird. One tip I have is to neg a **** load

 

[Juan_Man]

Re: Re: My New Rule For Myspace.com

Originally posted by mrRuckus
Give an example of an opening email you use.

I usually do the "Hello, Hi" routine, where you put "Hello" in the subject paragraph and then "hi" in the body paragraph. I sometimes throw in ****y and funny but that has NEVER worked. The "Hello, Hi" routine is the only thing that gets the girls to say hi back.

Ah, I still have about 27 more girls I need to hear from. But I think the whole thing is futile.

 

[MetalFortress]

Re: Re: Re: My New Rule For Myspace.com

Originally posted by Juan_Man
I usually do the "Hello, Hi" routine, where you put "Hello" in the subject paragraph and then "hi" in the body paragraph. I sometimes throw in ****y and funny but that has NEVER worked. The "Hello, Hi" routine is the only thing that gets the girls to say hi back.

Ah, I still have about 27 more girls I need to hear from. But I think the whole thing is futile.

No wonder you have no success. That's absolutely retarded. You need to come off as being more interesting than that. My girlfriend gets those emails, and me and her make fun of them together.

 

[MightyMate]

Send her this link, and ask how far she can get:

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

 

[vazeh]

Originally posted by MightyMate
Send her this link, and ask how far she can get:

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

DUDE!!! fvck man that scared the **** out of me and i never usually fall for those

 

[MightyMate]

What You talkin about?

 

[The Juan and only]

Originally posted by vazeh
DUDE!!! fvck man that scared the **** out of me and i never usually fall for those

same lol. **** sake I had my headphones on max volume too.


I hate those f*ckin things, mightymate you're a bastard

 

[Vanilla]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My New Rule For Myspace.com

Originally posted by MetalFortress
No wonder you have no success. That's absolutely retarded. You need to come off as being more interesting than that. My girlfriend gets those emails, and me and her make fun of them together.

Examples of good emails? You don't know this person at all, it's difficult to come up with something unique.

 

[john_1234]

lol! that ****ing scared the **** out of me! damn! anyways, i also tried the myspace thing and it didn't work for me. i do get responses, but it never goes any where. i am good-looking, but my profile lacks social proof and that's the main reason i can't progress w/ any chicks.
the guys who have social proof, like band members who have about 500 + comments from hot women and friends, the guys who post pictures of themselves surrounded by beautiful people, etc. are the ones who'll likely be able to pull chicks through myspace.

 

[Supreme1]

Hahaha i had my headphones on loud when i was playin that! If your an old man or have a bad heart dont play it!

 

[Enjin 7]

damn its not that hard. just pick something out of their profile and said it jumped out at you. its easy as freaken crap. just freaken freaken just freaken pick out something they like and that will start a freaken conversation freaken daaaaamn!

 

[Warlord]

MySpace.Com is owned by Fox News, who run a Republican agenda news reporting and censorship against fair and balanced reporting.

 

[Dark Haired Alpha]

OH DUDE! Some guy just noticed what a part of "jingle bells" lyrics mean reversed, check this out, I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off:

http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf