TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
Went to her birthday party, had my bro with me.
Showed up with some flowers, and a bottle of wine. She dug it.
A lot of her friends were there, not surprised to see that there was so much ppl, as she's a really cool person.
Anyway, we're all getting pretty ripped, next thing I know, she's got her ass in my face, I grab a handful. I mean, what did she expect?
Later, she's flashing boobies around, and I'm thinking 'we gonna fvck.'
Sometime during the evening, her best friend walks up and starts in with the 'I'm trying to find her a man for a LTR....' speech. Before she finishes, she starts in on how her friend would like to be fvcked tonight, and if I was interested in fvcking her tonight. Of course I say yes.. after all it's her birthday.
So now things are poppn, and birthday girl is on the dance floor by herself dancing. My gut instincts tell me to stay of the floor as the booze is hitting a brotha hard right now. Then, my bro turns to me and says, 'Dude... she wants you on the floor.' ....I head to the floor. ...all the while checking out all the pretty women in the place.
On the dance floor, grinding, and it's so obvious that we're both a little crunked. Trying to find a rhythm on her, and not having any luck. Now I'm not groping her, or doing anything out of the norm on the dance floor, but it hits me that either we're too buzzed to dance, or we just ain't clicking on the floor. Then the DJ F's up the music, and we're left standing there... so I throw her over my shoulders and start to take her off the floor, when the DJ says something about dropping her... wtf? So I put her down, and walked off the floor. Kinda strange, but the DJ sucked.
I go back to my bro, we keep drinking, and it starts to hit me that maybe fvcking my neighbor isn't a good idea. Maybe fvcking my neighbor WITH her best friend is though, and well.... one thing leads to another and, things weren't looking so good for TLM. lol! ...at the time the idea sounded good.
Flash to present day, a week later, and my neighbor and I haven't spoke since. Her son did scrape my sidewalk, and came over to tell me his grades, but no Mommy.
If things continue as they are, then it's safe to say that not getting with my neighbor, was a good idea. Somehow, I can't seem to believe that right now.
I still love those home cook meals, and I know that should it happen, I'm going to give her everything I got. But if not..... *shrugs*
I hoped that she got some that night, she deserves it.
Showed up with some flowers, and a bottle of wine. She dug it.
A lot of her friends were there, not surprised to see that there was so much ppl, as she's a really cool person.
Anyway, we're all getting pretty ripped, next thing I know, she's got her ass in my face, I grab a handful. I mean, what did she expect?
Later, she's flashing boobies around, and I'm thinking 'we gonna fvck.'
Sometime during the evening, her best friend walks up and starts in with the 'I'm trying to find her a man for a LTR....' speech. Before she finishes, she starts in on how her friend would like to be fvcked tonight, and if I was interested in fvcking her tonight. Of course I say yes.. after all it's her birthday.
So now things are poppn, and birthday girl is on the dance floor by herself dancing. My gut instincts tell me to stay of the floor as the booze is hitting a brotha hard right now. Then, my bro turns to me and says, 'Dude... she wants you on the floor.' ....I head to the floor.
...all the while checking out all the pretty women in the place. On the dance floor, grinding, and it's so obvious that we're both a little crunked. Trying to find a rhythm on her, and not having any luck. Now I'm not groping her, or doing anything out of the norm on the dance floor, but it hits me that either we're too buzzed to dance, or we just ain't clicking on the floor. Then the DJ F's up the music, and we're left standing there... so I throw her over my shoulders and start to take her off the floor, when the DJ says something about dropping her... wtf? So I put her down, and walked off the floor. Kinda strange, but the DJ sucked.
I go back to my bro, we keep drinking, and it starts to hit me that maybe fvcking my neighbor isn't a good idea. Maybe fvcking my neighbor WITH her best friend is though, and well.... one thing leads to another and, things weren't looking so good for TLM. lol! ...at the time the idea sounded good.
Flash to present day, a week later, and my neighbor and I haven't spoke since. Her son did scrape my sidewalk, and came over to tell me his grades, but no Mommy.
If things continue as they are, then it's safe to say that not getting with my neighbor, was a good idea. Somehow, I can't seem to believe that right now.
I still love those home cook meals, and I know that should it happen, I'm going to give her everything I got. But if not..... *shrugs*
I hoped that she got some that night, she deserves it.
