my girlfriend likes her ex's big veiny johnson more than my mediocre one... seriously

[bish0p]

I think this guy must be a troll. As Bluntmaster says, he posts and runs.

Just in case he's not...

You are going out with a piece of sh!t. Respect yourself and leave her.

I was thinking the same thing...the last part about him being "aroused and angry" kinda gives it away.

 

[Iceberg]

I was thinking the same thing...the last part about him being "aroused and angry" kinda gives it away.

And all his other threads that have these weird "Hey! Look at me!" headlines like "My girlfriend still wears her ex's boxers" "My GF stole my weed".

The weird thing is that this guy actually sits down for 30 minutes and writes these fake stories just to get attention on a message board full of dudes.

 

[blueline]

He might not be trolling. I stayed in a somewhat similar relationship where the the girl complained about me being uncut and that my D hurt her. Leave the relationship now, dude. You are dragging yourself down.

 

[joe henny]

Its obvious your dating a freak/slut. Its obvious your a nice guy. Its obvious nice guys don't excite like us bad boys. Embrace your darkside and dump the slut. Then eff her after and tell her she was always loose compared too your ex, and out of shape.

 

[Alle_Gory]

The weird thing is that this guy actually sits down for 30 minutes and writes these fake stories just to get attention on a message board full of dudes.

We all know what he wants to be full of. This is just the wrong forum for him, that's all.

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

And all his other threads that have these weird "Hey! Look at me!" headlines like "My girlfriend still wears her ex's boxers" "My GF stole my weed".

The weird thing is that this guy actually sits down for 30 minutes and writes these fake stories just to get attention on a message board full of dudes.

they're not fake. not at all. i don't have continual access to a computer throughout the day so i can't respond immediately. im just trying to gauge how i should be reacting to some of these things she does. there's nothing fake about my threads though, unfortunately

 

[Chromeo]

if the next response you post is not in regards to dumping this chick....

I dont know what to say. Your wasting your life and dignity on this woman. Get real.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

they're not fake. not at all. i don't have continual access to a computer throughout the day so i can't respond immediately. im just trying to gauge how i should be reacting to some of these things she does. there's nothing fake about my threads though, unfortunately

Aside from breaking up with her, what reaction is there to gauge?

You gonna stay together with a girl who raves about her ex's d**k, has a kid, and smokes/steals weed? You gonna fall in love and go skipping through flowery fields together? She sounds like a trailer park skank, and you're apparently a loser too for staying with her.

If you're not a troll, that is. If you are a troll, people will figure it out pretty easily in the near future.

 

[todays_news]

You are pathetic and broken for putting up with her bull****.

Regain some dignity and dump the slut. SIMPLE.

 

[Nutz]

He's the ex con bad boy. He could have a 5" wang, but she'll percieve it as 12" due to the animal attraction to the bad boy. The flip side is how you could be the best thing since sliced bread, but if you break up in a bad way suddenly she sees you as a short little thing even if you're not. It's chick logic applied to the bedroom.