My girl is a $lut

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I don't care how many guys a woman has slept with. Never ask a question you may not wanna know the answer too.
I agree with ya on this one...chances are if shes good at sex shes had alot of it...how do you think she got good? If your insecure, this is when you ask a women about her sexual past or romantic past, because you need to compare yourself to see if your good enough. Personally I love slvts... I never ask what she does when I am not around, or before I was around. Slvts make great fvck buddies!!!!! But, if a women oes to bed with you, unless shes a virgin your not the only one she been with....its just inmature to worry about a womens past..You have your past and she has hers. If you dont like her past..dump her, cause you change your feelings, and you cant change her past!
 

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yo, Eminem,

Explain "I feel insecure" extactly..what are you insecure about? what thoughts are going through your head?

Dr.Zeuss,

I find it somewhat awkward that this girl even mentioned her sexual history to eminem.

She either did it because she is oblivious to her own actions and sexual behavior being overboard (thinking this is normal..so anyone I tell would be able to relate!)

or she is still somehow into this whole scene..maybe have slowed down a bit..but is hinting at EMinem..about her sexual prowess..and what type she is and setting up a stage for her own future sexual promiscuity.

Kinda like saying "Im a $lut EMinem, I hope you know this going in, that I will always be a slvt"
 

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Inlaws - Magnums are tight but not as tight as those lil deek Trojans. :D Anywhoo...we've both been tested. We are both clean, I use a rubber so I don't get her prego. I agree man, these times are crazy, everyone is fvcking someone. I'm just caught up in the mess.

DrZ - My bad! Yes she has a checkered past, but I half hate it and half like it. You are right, I need to not ask, but I did and crap I am messed up by it.

E
 

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Somehow it doesn't surprise me that eminem get $lut girlfriends. (that's a joke)
 

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Originally posted by Starman
Dr.Zeuss,

I find it somewhat awkward that this girl even mentioned her sexual history to eminem.

She either did it because she is oblivious to her own actions and sexual behavior being overboard (thinking this is normal..so anyone I tell would be able to relate!)

or she is still somehow into this whole scene..
I'd say a little from column A and a little from column B....
It's been my experience that most women are completely oblivious to ALL their abnormal social behaviors. And when someone takes them to task on it, they are usually met with denial and hostility. I can't imagine how she couldn't still be into the whole scene, why else would she so readily admit to it?

I know a lot of girls like this. The part of their brain that computes logic does not function properly. For instance, I knew one girl that refused to have unprotected vaginal sex, but yet would swallow the load of every guy she ever blew (which believe me was A LOT of guys). It was almost as if she believed that any disease you can contract in one hole is not necessarily contractable in any other hole. Amazing but true.

P.S. Starman, stop calling me Dr Zuess. I don't write children's literature, nor am I king of the greek gods. You don't see me calling you Stirman or Starmoon, do you? ;)
 

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Originally posted by Eminem
Inlaws - Magnums are tight but not as tight as those lil deek Trojans. :D
E
Well if they fit ya, use em. Like I said, they too tight for me. Personally, I don't like rubbers, never have. You can do three things here....

1. Do what I did, and find a decent, and clean 'bring her home to momma' type girl. No need to use da rubbas then. :)

2. She goes on birth control. I'm surprised she ain't on it now, or you haven't brought it up since ya having troubles with the fit. Makes me wonder how true your post is. *shrugs* If ya talked to her about getting on the pill, and she's not for it, damn, it would be all that easier to NEXT her then. I can see it now, 'E... I'm pregnant and I think it's yours, so cough up some $$$'

3. Stop having sex, until you're married. *shrugs* :/
 

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Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
Well if they fit ya, use em. Like I said, they too tight for me. Personally, I don't like rubbers, never have. You can do three things here....

1. Do what I did, and find a decent, and clean 'bring her home to momma' type girl. No need to use da rubbas then. :)

2. She goes on birth control. I'm surprised she ain't on it now, or you haven't brought it up since ya having troubles with the fit. Makes me wonder how true your post is. *shrugs* If ya talked to her about getting on the pill, and she's not for it, damn, it would be all that easier to NEXT her then. I can see it now, 'E... I'm pregnant and I think it's yours, so cough up some $$$'

3. Stop having sex, until you're married. *shrugs* :/
1. Yep yep

2. She uses that sperm jelly, plus I use a condom. The fit is nice and tight, the post I wrote the other day was about the first time we hooked up.

3. I'm a freak, no thanks. :)


DrZ - Yep man I agree, the problem is she says she is past it. The residual is her a little kinky girl. Don't get me wrong, I love the mere fact that I can bang all I want with her. I'd rather have a girl who is so free to me doing her in so many ways. Hell the other night we fvcked in a parking lot with her bent over my truck.

I am just stuck, thats what I've been trying to convey.

E
 

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"Don't get me wrong, I love the mere fact that I can bang all I want with her. I'd rather have a girl who is so free to me doing her in so many ways. Hell the other night we fvcked in a parking lot with her bent over my truck.
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This sounds like another one of those phony boastr sessions disguised as a cry for help.

"Help! My c0ck is 15" long and all the girls ive met are turned off by it!"

ummm your first time you hooked up, having her bent over ina parking lot, Im not sure how long you have been dating to consider her your "girlfriend",

and you think she is out of her slvt phase?

somebody write this kid a reality check.
 

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Originally posted by Starman
"Don't get me wrong, I love the mere fact that I can bang all I want with her. I'd rather have a girl who is so free to me doing her in so many ways. Hell the other night we fvcked in a parking lot with her bent over my truck.
"


This sounds like another one of those phony boastr sessions disguised as a cry for help.

"Help! My c0ck is 15" long and all the girls ive met are turned off by it!"

ummm your first time you hooked up, having her bent over ina parking lot, Im not sure how long you have been dating to consider her your "girlfriend",

and you think she is out of her slvt phase?

somebody write this kid a reality check.
Nothing phony about it kid, just seeking some advice. My problem is I am stuck in between wanting to keep her or not. I am half turned on by her past and half turned off. $hit hapens like that sometime.

Actually the first time I had her she was at a friends house. The bending over the truck was the other night.

Keep your check, your money ain'tbuying anything here.

I want advice, with my problem at hand not because of how and when I fvck. That part is great.

And actually having a very above average c0ck is great for me, chicks may be hesitate but they will never forget me.

E
 

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You should leave her alone, and give her to me, I would truly appreciate the freak in her. You cannot make a ho into a house wife. Stop being so emotional you are a man, now stand up and act like one!

[The whole conference stands to ggive oprince applause]

The only difference between Sweet Polly Purebred and The $lut id that the $lut is comfortable enough with her sexuallity to tell you how many guys she has banged.

Stop being so emotional, slap a Jimmy hat on, and have some fun. Are you afraid that you will fall in love with her? Come on, dude, this is what being young is all about. How many guys get a chance to do threesomes.

I had a woman like this and kept her around for over three whole years before I was through with her. By that time, I had soaked up all the tricks she could muster and then we both moved on. It was like I was in a porno with the chic.

I could use one more of these fun chics so send her to me then I can get married to Sweet Polly Purebred who won't tell me about her $lutty past and I will be able to sleep well at night with her next to me.
 
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