my gameplan for SARAH

[SeldomSeen]

RE:

This is why I love these forums: THE STORIES!! Hahahaha, they are great. Much better than watching 'Real World' or something. Keep us updated on this one.
I'd run in the bank with a ski mask on and a gun scaring the crap out of them all and then say "ha, gotcha!! It was just a joke, will you go out with me?" And when you're being taken away by the police she'll see what a badboy you are and fall in love.

 

[r_j_goebel]

Oh and as a sidenote. If you are confident and know what you are doing then you can pull anything off. Ive done some crazy stuff in the past, this is just something Ive been wanting to do... so dont worry about me too much.

And its so funny reading this board because on one hand we have all you guys saying , theres so many girls out therer!!! just do it! talk to them, dont worry about it!!! and then i am thinking of being unique and romantic and everyone calls me lame. Whatever fellas, make up your mind - rejection is OK or it isnt. You cant promote boot camp and not worrying about anything as far as approaching girls, but then again.... youre telling me to worry about what im doing. Im a stud, I dont need to worry about what youre telling me to worry about. And roses are ****ing hot, already.

 

[r_j_goebel]

Now that is a freaking sweet idea! (the bank robbing one I mean) I am going to keep you guys posted. And not posted like kiss and tell but who knows maybe this girl is just... the perfect one. Or not.

 

[Desdinova]

I dont need to worry about what youre telling me to worry about.

Then why the fvck are you here telling us about your fool-proof plan? If you're so goddam confident, you don't need sosuave.

 

[speedo_meme]

r j you're a loser........exit the forum

 

[CGE333]

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long while. Be sure after the security at the bank drags you out of there to post a follow up.

Hey maybe you should try making funny faces into the Bank Machine camera. I bet she would love that and carry one of those photos in her purse with her.:crackup:

 

[aftershock]

Originally posted by r_j_goebel
Every single girl that I have talked to thinks this would be a great idea .. I dont see how listening to a bunch of self-proclaimed 'playas' herre on this board telling me it isnt is going to help. Girls like flowers. She knows me well enough having talked now that she'll dig it. It's romantic. Not romantic like I want to **** her that night romantic but romantic like I actually like the girl and want to get to know her better. Half of you guys are so unconcerned with what other people think and full of yourselves it is comical. All you have on your mind is your porn and how large your **** is. And you love hearing yourself talk about how confident you are and how these 'AFC's lack balls and crap like that.

You're probably wearing AXE body spray right now too.

HAHA! What an arse!

Go on, do it. She might even say yes! And then she'll dump you after a month because you're a ****.

 

[Desdinova]

Here's another thought...

You're confident that your plan is going to work. You're going to be confident while delivering the flower to her co-worker to deliver it to Sarah.

But you don't have confidence to give it to her in person. You also don't have the confidence to get her attracted to you without gifts.

All your confidence is going to be used out of her presence. Everything is going to be left to her interpretation of what you've done instead of seeing you in action. She will see absolutely no confidence coming from you. She will just see another sorry-ass AFC who wants to buy his way into her panties.

With that in mind, Go and confidently deliver that rose to her co-worker!

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by r_j_goebel
Every single girl that I have talked to thinks this would be a great idea .. I dont see how listening to a bunch of self-proclaimed 'playas' herre on this board telling me it isnt is going to help. Girls like flowers. She knows me well enough having talked now that she'll dig it. It's romantic. Not romantic like I want to **** her that night romantic but romantic like I actually like the girl and want to get to know her better. Half of you guys are so unconcerned with what other people think and full of yourselves it is comical. All you have on your mind is your porn and how large your **** is. And you love hearing yourself talk about how confident you are and how these 'AFC's lack balls and crap like that.

You're probably wearing AXE body spray right now too.

You faggot ass, no ****, pussified piece of s-h-i-t. Stop being such a woman. I think its time you get in line to have your penis removed.

 

[lebRambo]

Dude, i'm not trying to sh*t on your plan, but if this girl DOES happen to like you after this whole flower thing, it will be PURELY by coincidence. There are times (quite rare) when a girl just falls head over heels and nothing the guy does could make her want him less. This is most likely not one of those times.

I really suggest you take the advice given. Just walk in, supremely confident, chat to her a bit (you've already developed rapport, so this should be easy) and get her number! simple!

 

[lebRambo]

dude, theres no use insulting the poor dude. its not his fault he's AFC. we've given him advice, and thats all we can do.

 

[Big Eee Zee]

im sick of you people cluttering up these boards. I mean, im not a DJ, i dont claim to be, but im definately not an AFC, and i sit here quietly and listen, and only talk when i have something useful to say.

No one cares what your doing, no one wants to hear how your flower giving ass is gonna get shot down.

we dont care.


Go here.

www.lovingyou.com

Im sure they'd love to hear you.


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TO ALL THE NON-AFCS HERE!!!!!!*!*!*!*!!*!!!!!
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from now on refer all the noobs to lovingyou. its a sappy site that would be perfect for them, and get them out of here.

 

[BrotherAP]

Originally posted by r_j_goebel
Im a stud, I dont need to worry about what youre telling me to worry about. And roses are ****ing hot, already.

Look, I love your attitude...

You have confidence and that's great - chicks love confidence. But they also shoot confident men down every day. Just because you are confident doesn't mean that she'll fall for you. It's simply a pre-requisite.

Giving a rose to a girl often times lowers your value and raises hers, making it clear that she is the prize to be won and you are the man struggling to win it. If, however, you can manage to do this without lowering your value - and unshakable confidence is definitely a must to pull this off - then you may come off as charming.

IF you insist on giving her a rose, you must be sure that you will not seem like you are hopelessly in love with her. Giving it to her coworker is CREEPY because it does not show any confidence on your part! It makes you seem afraid to ask her out. Women almost never go out with guys who they know are afraid to ask them out, because these are usually they guys that propose to them a week later.

Trust me, I have a little collection of stuffed animals that I have gotten from girls that I'm with who have guys giving them gifts trying to win them over.

 

[Doc73]

Please, PLEASE tell me that this is a troll posting, and not someone who is actually thinking of going through with this god-awful plan.

I mean I am probably one of the biggest AFCs on this board, but yeesh giving a bunch of roses to a girl you dont even know is THE worst idea in the world. IF in the rare occurance that it does work, my prediction that it wont last beyond a couple of dates, a good hug and a couple of kisses on the cheek before she tells you that she just wants to be friends.

Nevertheless I had a good chuckle reading this

 

[organizedconfusion]

...isn't this the part where the GIANT BEER CAN falls on top on him?

 

[Gonzalo]

You care too much.

Get some more numbers.

....

I haven't read all the replies, but just in case, look up the definition of

ONEITIS.

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by r_j_goebel
From what I remember of that movie they got in on in a field and had a cool baby that could pick stuff up with mind powers.... So all in all , the gameplan sounds pretty good then

don't base your life on star wars ..

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by r_j_goebel
her name is Sarah, if you're wondering.

I will start from the top. Well, last Friday my car got broken into. Turns out, this was one of the best things that could have ever happened. I am making out with 400 dollars in money for stolen items, which is nice, and I met the love of my life at the bank when I was closing out my checking account and starting a new one. She doesn't know it quite yet, but she soon will.

wow. isn't she going to be happy when she finds out you are already in love with her.

So, last time on Friday when I was talking to this girl, probably about 85% of the time we were talking about bank stuff - getting an auto loan, getting a debit card, investing, new accounts, stuff like that. But the other 15% of the time was great and I think total we must have talked for about 2-3 hours at least. I kept staring right at her when she was talking and watching her lips move and her amazing green eyes. Oh yeah on a side note, she is 2 years older than me. (I'm 22)

ok so now you are an AFC for talking to this girl for too damn long. You must make a good emotional tampon

At one point she asked me what I was doing over the weekend and I would have been much more forward with her at the time and maybe even suggested getting together but her friend was also there sitting next to me. (I was in front of her desk, and so was her friend). Her friend was pretty flirty and I was trying my best to be nice and flirty with both of them.

oh well.. you didn't number close. You really f-cuked that one up. Well at least you are on your way to being LJBFed by both of these chicks.

I think that was the best place to meet this girl for a few reasons. It was formal enough that it worked for my demeanor. She also got the chance to kind of check me out professionally, career wise because after all she is giving out loans and I was interested so she needed to know quite a bit about me. And she got to see my checking account....

wow.. I'll bet that $400 really impressed her. It must of made her p-ussy wet. You still didn't get her number even with all that money in your account. I guess you still didn't feel confident enough even as a rich man.

One thing that I have found kind of work for me in the past has been right off the bat in a kind of jovial tone asking a girl to marry you. And then joking around like you expect to get married or something... Does anyone else do this? For some reason it has just always seemed to work great. I didnt do it with her but I probably will. Any thoughts on this?

this is an amazing idea. You should take that $400 in your bank account and by her a ring. Think about it! you could work it into the joke.

So anyways... on to my gameplan.

This girl is amazing so far. She's beautiful, smart, fun to talk to, slightly older... which could be great.... She takes care of herself, she seems like she has very cool friends (the other people at the bank are awesome)...

don't worry you are going to become one of her friends.

So what my plan is, because I know for a fact that she remembers me after having talked once now. I will, next time I go by that branch to drop off a deposit (probably Friday), I will have a nice red rose in a black cardboard case ready, and drive through the drivethrough. At the end of the deposit, I will have the teller at the window (not her) go and give the case to her.

damn.. are you sure you are going to have enough cash for that rose? what if she doesn't like roses? What if she has a boyfriend and thinks they are from him? oh.. wait perhaps you should ask her if she has a boyfriend!

And I will request that he/she does it pretty non-chalantly and just tell them to say its from a friend if she asks... (which I'm sure she will)... And then it's kind of in her court to do a little research.. ie: She has to figure out who that was that did the deposit. Then she will put the name to face and connect the dots. That Im interested. The following day, I will call her at the bank in the morning and get her reaction and see what she is doing over the weekend. And Saturday night hopefully take her out!

oh so you are going to call her work #? how did you get that phone number? wow.. you must really know how to follow a girl around.



anyway,

please admit that you are an AFC. That is the first step. If you don't you are going to end up in jail for stalking women.

As for your gameplan. Don't make me laugh.

Grow the f-cuk up and learn to be a man. Not someone living in a stupid romanic comedy.

You have soo damn much to learn about being a man it isn't funny.

 

[Da Realist]

If the both of you talked more about business than each other's personal lives, she's not interested.

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Da Realist
If the both of you talked more about business than each other's personal lives, she's not interested.

no this is wrong.

You never know if she is interested until you ask for her number.

dah.