my gameplan for SARAH

[r_j_goebel]

her name is Sarah, if you're wondering.

I will start from the top. Well, last Friday my car got broken into. Turns out, this was one of the best things that could have ever happened. I am making out with 400 dollars in money for stolen items, which is nice, and I met the love of my life at the bank when I was closing out my checking account and starting a new one. She doesn't know it quite yet, but she soon will.

And I'm not usually the romantic type, feeling all googly over a girl I just met, but for some reason this one just feels right.

So, last time on Friday when I was talking to this girl, probably about 85% of the time we were talking about bank stuff - getting an auto loan, getting a debit card, investing, new accounts, stuff like that. But the other 15% of the time was great and I think total we must have talked for about 2-3 hours at least. I kept staring right at her when she was talking and watching her lips move and her amazing green eyes. Oh yeah on a side note, she is 2 years older than me. (I'm 22) At one point she asked me what I was doing over the weekend and I would have been much more forward with her at the time and maybe even suggested getting together but her friend was also there sitting next to me. (I was in front of her desk, and so was her friend). Her friend was pretty flirty and I was trying my best to be nice and flirty with both of them.

I think that was the best place to meet this girl for a few reasons. It was formal enough that it worked for my demeanor. She also got the chance to kind of check me out professionally, career wise because after all she is giving out loans and I was interested so she needed to know quite a bit about me. And she got to see my checking account....

One thing that I have found kind of work for me in the past has been right off the bat in a kind of jovial tone asking a girl to marry you. And then joking around like you expect to get married or something... Does anyone else do this? For some reason it has just always seemed to work great. I didnt do it with her but I probably will. Any thoughts on this?

So anyways... on to my gameplan.

This girl is amazing so far. She's beautiful, smart, fun to talk to, slightly older... which could be great.... She takes care of herself, she seems like she has very cool friends (the other people at the bank are awesome)...

So what my plan is, because I know for a fact that she remembers me after having talked once now. I will, next time I go by that branch to drop off a deposit (probably Friday), I will have a nice red rose in a black cardboard case ready, and drive through the drivethrough. At the end of the deposit, I will have the teller at the window (not her) go and give the case to her. And I will request that he/she does it pretty non-chalantly and just tell them to say its from a friend if she asks... (which I'm sure she will)... And then it's kind of in her court to do a little research.. ie: She has to figure out who that was that did the deposit. Then she will put the name to face and connect the dots. That Im interested. The following day, I will call her at the bank in the morning and get her reaction and see what she is doing over the weekend. And Saturday night hopefully take her out!

Thats my gameplan. Ive already told my sister about this girl and that I am going to marry her. Joking of course. I cant wait to get to know her more and I feel like Im in grade school again. haha

Any suggestions? I was going to do boot camp but I think I just might devote all my energy to this one girl.

 

[Egoist]

what the ****ing hell...

this board is like AFC central...

 

[S0LID]

Why do birds suddenly appear....everytime....you are near?

 

[frivolousz21]

Why do birds suddenly appear....everytime....you are near?

becasue he gets SHYTTTED ON!!!:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:



:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I made a funny!!

 

[r_j_goebel]

**** you assmunches for being trolls

im gonna make this one work

 

[speedo_meme]

r_j, if you go through with that terrible ass plan of yours, you'll be back here in a week with a "what do I do know" post because she will have shot your ass down cold. WTF are you thinking? Does this girl even know you exist? and you're getting her a rose? D U M B A S S

Listen to yourself....you need your nuts reattached

 

[speedo_meme]

r_j, if you go through with that terrible ass plan of yours, you'll be back here in a week with a "what do I do know" post because she will have shot your ass down cold. WTF are you thinking? Does this girl even know you exist? and you're getting her a rose? D U M B A S S

Listen to yourself....you need your nuts reattached

 

[r_j_goebel]

Every single girl that I have talked to thinks this would be a great idea .. I dont see how listening to a bunch of self-proclaimed 'playas' herre on this board telling me it isnt is going to help. Girls like flowers. She knows me well enough having talked now that she'll dig it. It's romantic. Not romantic like I want to **** her that night romantic but romantic like I actually like the girl and want to get to know her better. Half of you guys are so unconcerned with what other people think and full of yourselves it is comical. All you have on your mind is your porn and how large your **** is. And you love hearing yourself talk about how confident you are and how these 'AFC's lack balls and crap like that.

You're probably wearing AXE body spray right now too.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

This game plan is as excellent as the romantic scenes in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones!

 

[r_j_goebel]

From what I remember of that movie they got in on in a field and had a cool baby that could pick stuff up with mind powers.... So all in all , the gameplan sounds pretty good then

 

[speedo_meme]

why are you asking us then? go do it.......i'll see you next week with your post crying about "What happened with this girl?"

 

[Alphathree]

"Every single girl that I have talked to thinks this would be a great idea"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha. Taking advice from women. You. Funny.

"Girls like flowers."

My ex hated flowers. They gave her allergies.

Man, the rest of your post is just an attack on the people on this message board. You know what? I've seen passive-aggressive AFCs like you before and as far as I'm concerned, you're beyond help.

YOU are not going to get this girl. She is going to reject you outright, ignore you, give you fake contact info, or date you for a short period of time and then do any one of the above rejection tactics.

You can come here and insult us all you want. It won't change that.

EDIT: If you want some real advice, which you totally don't deserve, try taking this little tidbit:

-- Asking a woman out should NOT be a big production. Just say, "hey, we should grab some coffee some time, you're fun". You don't need to do all of this flower bullsh-it. It puts her on a pedestal. You're putting the p-ussy on a pedestal! (Thank you 40 Year Old Virgin, lol)

 

[skydog]

Originally posted by r_j_goebel
Every single girl that I have talked to thinks this would be a great idea .. I dont see how listening to a bunch of self-proclaimed 'playas' herre on this board telling me it isnt is going to help. Girls like flowers. She knows me well enough having talked now that she'll dig it. It's romantic. Not romantic like I want to **** her that night romantic but romantic like I actually like the girl and want to get to know her better. Half of you guys are so unconcerned with what other people think and full of yourselves it is comical. All you have on your mind is your porn and how large your **** is. And you love hearing yourself talk about how confident you are and how these 'AFC's lack balls and crap like that.

You're probably wearing AXE body spray right now too.

The rose thing would work if you looked & talked like Hugh Grant, and the girl was an 18th century housemaid for some royal British family.

 

[flexion_]

I think your plan is the worst possible thing you could ever do but hey its your life.

1) you are focusing on one women so you'll appear needy
2) you are giving her a gift (flower) yet she hasn't done anything to deserve a gift - you are giving her all the power
3) you are putting her up on the pedestal

If you want to appear like a weak puppy dog in the rain then this is a sure fire way to do it. She of course will like the puppydog to talk to and take out for walks between the times when she has sex with men.

 

[wowiehowie]

Dude, she was really nice to you and all, right?
Wanna know why? SHE HAS TOO. IT'S HER PROFESSIONAL DUTY TO BE REALLY NICE TO YOU AND MAYBE A LITTLE FLIRTATIOUS.

 

[organizedconfusion]

forget the rose and just ask her out, you'll have many occasions to devote your entire life and existance to her :crackup:

i'd definetly do the rose thing AFTER a few dates, doing that thing
early on only communicates that you are completly "in love" with her without even really knowing who she is ,which is what
probally 1,000,001 guys has done before.

 

[ghostin]

DONT do the rose thing. Girls say they like that stuff, but in reality, they only like that stuff when they already really like you. And only if you do it sparingly.

It sounds like you did a good job when you first met her so don't blow it now. You will just look like a desperate guy.


The best thing is to keep her guessing as to how interested you are or not. The joke about marrying her is good cuz its so over the top that shes gunna think ur just teasing her so it wont reveal ur strong interest in her. Just make sure she thinks its a joke.


I cant count the number of guys that i have known that have done over the top stuff for girls they just met, it never works. When a girl tells you that "all girls love flowers", when they are saying is, I want that really HOT guy in my math class to giev me a flower.

 

[r_j_goebel]

ok.

passive aggressive AFC. ok. I can buy that. Sometimes I do feel like a passive and sometimes I do feel like I will beat anyone up. Thats just how guys work though. This is gonna work though. I will show all f you guys. Shes gonna LOVE ME LONG TIME. She'll be like ohhh ziggy, me want you bad, me love you long time... roses are hot, men, just admit it.

 

[Desdinova]

And I'm not usually the romantic type, feeling all googly over a girl I just met, but for some reason this one just feels right.

One-itis has settled in.

I will, next time I go by that branch to drop off a deposit (probably Friday), I will have a nice red rose in a black cardboard case ready, and drive through the drivethrough. At the end of the deposit, I will have the teller at the window (not her) go and give the case to her.

That's a great way to get your one-itis to get a restraining order against you.

You've already blown your chance by not getting her number at the first meeting. Forget about her and find another woman.

Every single girl that I have talked to thinks this would be a great idea

Yes, every woman will THINK that's a good idea. However, women are far from logical. When they get put in the situation that you're proposing, they get the creeps.

However, I still think you should try doing it. Oh yeah, and asking her to marry you will be the icing on the cake. Prepare for one of the following excuses you get rid of you:

- I don't date customers
- I have a boyfriend
- I'm not looking for a relationship
- I don't see you in that way
- I'm married to my job

Girls like flowers

Girls DID like flowers until every AFC before you smothered her in them.

You're probably wearing AXE body spray right now too.

Tell Sarah that she smells like AXE body spray. That'll get you farther than the goddam flowers.

Flexion's post is dead on. You're putting her up on a pedestal and worshipping her. Women don't want to be worshipped, they want a man to take her by the hand and lead her into an exciting, fun filled world.

The world of flowers, candy, and relationships based on romance only happens in cartoons. If you're not living in a cartoon, you're train of thought is on the wrong path.

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Sounds like a totally AFC plan to me also.

It sounds way too strong. I mean you guys met at the bank for like 2 hours while mostly talking business and then you show up with all this stuff, its creepy. Its like crazy stalker-type behavior.

If you want this one so bad just drop by next time and try to get a chat going, tell her you're going to hang out at Borders or Starbucks or something that night or the next day and tell her she should come with.

If you go with the whole flower thing and other typical AFC "seduction" behaviors, you're going to blow yourself out very quickly.