SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
This is my first ever FR I'm posting I never thought I'd actually want post one of these thangs but it's definitely a story worth sharing.
I'll include as many details as I can, and please bare with me as it may be a lengthy read.
Friday
I live in the inner city, it's close to my school and work. The way I plan my weekends out is.... I don't actually plan them. When I get home from work on Friday at roughly 3:45 I put my phone on the charger and go shower and make myself look gorgeous. When I come back I usually have missed calls and or messages with plans, from there I weed out whats good and bad.
One set of plans stood out to me. My cousin wanted to go out to the 'Burbs. (it's really only like 5 minutes away)
The message read:
Yo, bro come out with me to _____ there's some h0es out there we're gonna chill with.
I hadn't heard from my cousin in a while, so it was weird getting plans from him. Especially plans including women.
My cousin was by no means a fellow DJ.
He's always waiting for the right one to love and is constantly a victim of female wrong-doing
And the "h0es" he usually has lined up aren't usually even close to mediocre.
Nevertheless I go out there, we goto a buddies house, close to the thru-way mall and just as I suspected the "h0es" there were terrible looking.
Frustrated I sit with my cousin and two other buddies next to this ugly chick as they flirt and mess around with the other ugly chicks. I was pissed off-
A wasted Friday I thought.
I get enough of seeing my cousin put his crusty lips on a ugly chick that looked like a squirtle so I tell them I'm going for a walk.
I leave out to head to the nearby court, I figure some pickup games will help me kill time. When I get there, there's 2 HB7s and a solid 8. There on the sideline with red cups, I figured they were celebrating something watching their dudes play.
I sit next to them completely oblivious to them and scream to the 10 guys on the court
Smoove: I got next!
I then sit on my phone, on FB and Twitter and the like, As I had no intention in messing with these chicks.
They stare.
Smoove:Yo..
I wave because all three of them are staring in my face like I had a herpes outbreak.
HB7: We got next, your not skimping us
I break out in heavy laughter.
Smoove: RIGHT...
HB7#2: We're Serious, you're NOT skipping us
I laugh some more,
Smoove: "Alright, how about you three play me, if you win, I won't skip you."
They all look at each other and giggle.
We begin playing and I let them get the ball first, they pass the ball around each taking turns backing me down
I reach around to steal the ball but really all I was interested in was snagging some tittty.
After a freaky ass game of basketball that of course, I win (ego thing haha) It just boils down to us shooting the sh1ts while shoothing the basketball around.
I notice that the 10 on the other court were leaving, signaling the HBs to follow in suit. One of the HBs waves her hand-
HB8: We're good, we'll head back to the party later
I laugh
Smoove I know that dudes mad as hell, how are you guys gonna do them like that?"
The HB8 Comes in my personal space, I can smell the Vodka (Im still sober, there buzzed)
HB8: We're not going back to that party, sausage fest, we're gonna have a party at my house instead, wanna come?
Just as I was beginning to answer my phone rings, it's my buddy back the house.
Buddy: :Dude come back, where are you?
Smoove:"I'm just down the street look there's these-
Buddy: Bro, just come back, someones here for you.
The HBs still in the background a huddled together, discussing an attack plan of some sort.
Smoove: Alright, I'm heading back...
Curious to see who was back at my buddy's house for me, I turn to the girls and say I'll be right back-
HB7#2: Don't come back here, go to 52 porter that's where the party will be.
At this point it's about 11:00 so I'm thinking what type of party is this.
I go back to my buddies house and This chick is there. She's the crazy ass chick that I use strictly for sex, and is clingy as fvck.
At this point, I'm really heated, I could've been with 3 hot HBs.
It's 11:45 and this chick is on my d1ck trying to get me to take her upstairs, I'm unresponsive, fvck this I'm going to that party.
I tell everyone I'm going to 711 and instantly head out googling '52 Porter' on my phone. It was only a couple blocks away.
When I get there I'm even more confused, no lights, no music no nothing. I start to think maybe these HBs were messing with me or I got the wrong address but I got a little closer and noticed a letter taped to the door that read:
Smoove...(It read my real name)
I walk in the house and it's pitch black. I pull my phone out for light, There's stairs right at the entrance and I head up those. Still no light.
I hear a loud THUMP some giggles and a whisper,
HB?: He's here!....
I walk into the room and there's still no lights, just a rumbling cover.
This ain't really happening I thought to myself, not for real, this is some movie sh1t.
I take my shirt off and climb on the bed and under the cover-
There, there were 3 naked HBs-
You know the rest.
I'll include as many details as I can, and please bare with me as it may be a lengthy read.
Friday
I live in the inner city, it's close to my school and work. The way I plan my weekends out is.... I don't actually plan them. When I get home from work on Friday at roughly 3:45 I put my phone on the charger and go shower and make myself look gorgeous. When I come back I usually have missed calls and or messages with plans, from there I weed out whats good and bad.
One set of plans stood out to me. My cousin wanted to go out to the 'Burbs. (it's really only like 5 minutes away)
The message read:
Yo, bro come out with me to _____ there's some h0es out there we're gonna chill with.
I hadn't heard from my cousin in a while, so it was weird getting plans from him. Especially plans including women.
My cousin was by no means a fellow DJ.
He's always waiting for the right one to love and is constantly a victim of female wrong-doing
And the "h0es" he usually has lined up aren't usually even close to mediocre.
Nevertheless I go out there, we goto a buddies house, close to the thru-way mall and just as I suspected the "h0es" there were terrible looking.
Frustrated I sit with my cousin and two other buddies next to this ugly chick as they flirt and mess around with the other ugly chicks. I was pissed off-
A wasted Friday I thought.
I get enough of seeing my cousin put his crusty lips on a ugly chick that looked like a squirtle so I tell them I'm going for a walk.
I leave out to head to the nearby court, I figure some pickup games will help me kill time. When I get there, there's 2 HB7s and a solid 8. There on the sideline with red cups, I figured they were celebrating something watching their dudes play.
I sit next to them completely oblivious to them and scream to the 10 guys on the court
Smoove: I got next!
I then sit on my phone, on FB and Twitter and the like, As I had no intention in messing with these chicks.
They stare.
Smoove:Yo..
I wave because all three of them are staring in my face like I had a herpes outbreak.
HB7: We got next, your not skimping us
I break out in heavy laughter.
Smoove: RIGHT...
HB7#2: We're Serious, you're NOT skipping us
I laugh some more,
Smoove: "Alright, how about you three play me, if you win, I won't skip you."
They all look at each other and giggle.
We begin playing and I let them get the ball first, they pass the ball around each taking turns backing me down
I reach around to steal the ball but really all I was interested in was snagging some tittty.
After a freaky ass game of basketball that of course, I win (ego thing haha) It just boils down to us shooting the sh1ts while shoothing the basketball around.
I notice that the 10 on the other court were leaving, signaling the HBs to follow in suit. One of the HBs waves her hand-
HB8: We're good, we'll head back to the party later
I laugh
Smoove I know that dudes mad as hell, how are you guys gonna do them like that?"
The HB8 Comes in my personal space, I can smell the Vodka (Im still sober, there buzzed)
HB8: We're not going back to that party, sausage fest, we're gonna have a party at my house instead, wanna come?
Just as I was beginning to answer my phone rings, it's my buddy back the house.
Buddy: :Dude come back, where are you?
Smoove:"I'm just down the street look there's these-
Buddy: Bro, just come back, someones here for you.
The HBs still in the background a huddled together, discussing an attack plan of some sort.
Smoove: Alright, I'm heading back...
Curious to see who was back at my buddy's house for me, I turn to the girls and say I'll be right back-
HB7#2: Don't come back here, go to 52 porter that's where the party will be.
At this point it's about 11:00 so I'm thinking what type of party is this.
I go back to my buddies house and This chick is there. She's the crazy ass chick that I use strictly for sex, and is clingy as fvck.
At this point, I'm really heated, I could've been with 3 hot HBs.
It's 11:45 and this chick is on my d1ck trying to get me to take her upstairs, I'm unresponsive, fvck this I'm going to that party.
I tell everyone I'm going to 711 and instantly head out googling '52 Porter' on my phone. It was only a couple blocks away.
When I get there I'm even more confused, no lights, no music no nothing. I start to think maybe these HBs were messing with me or I got the wrong address but I got a little closer and noticed a letter taped to the door that read:
Smoove...(It read my real name)
I walk in the house and it's pitch black. I pull my phone out for light, There's stairs right at the entrance and I head up those. Still no light.
I hear a loud THUMP some giggles and a whisper,
HB?: He's here!....
I walk into the room and there's still no lights, just a rumbling cover.
This ain't really happening I thought to myself, not for real, this is some movie sh1t.
I take my shirt off and climb on the bed and under the cover-
There, there were 3 naked HBs-
You know the rest.
