my favorite baseball team or my ex

[bombtrack2007]

my ex is a public relations major. the other day, her academic adviser got her a gig where she would attend this awards dinner with my favorite baseball team. i was trying to go no contact. she gets to sit with four players whom i look up to greatly. should i use this opportunity to get autographs? i ****ing love baseball and my team. this isn't about ass, this is about my god damn team. i would lie, cheat, and steal to get my jersey autographed by the manager and three great players of the team. what do you guys think? i want those f-v-cking autogrpahs!!!!! what would you guys do?!

 

[Joe Stud]

control yourself. dont sell yourself out for some autographs. continue on...

 

[seagull]

If you were 100% over the relationship, then this may be a possibility. But you are not, so I would steer well clear and continue your policy of no contact. This is the ultimate test of your willpower. Will you continue trying to move on with your life, or go backwards and get hurt with the excuse being some overpaid hacks who can hit a ball with a stick and run around a diamond?

 

[SandHawk]

Why on earth would you want someone's autograph? It's just a few lines on a piece of paper. It's worth nothing, not even sentimental because you get to spend NO time with them at all.

The one way there would be sentimental value attached would if you hung out with them, and then you wouldn't ask for an autograph. Just drop the little girl attitude and get over it. Who cares.

 

[Ease]

Dont listen to these chumps, clearly this gives you an erection so do it!!

If my ex had a meeting with 50 cent, you KNOW i would be there to shake his hand, no matter what.

 

[bombtrack2007]

Why on earth would you want someone's autograph? It's just a few lines on a piece of paper. It's worth nothing, not even sentimental because you get to spend NO time with them at all.

The one way there would be sentimental value attached would if you hung out with them, and then you wouldn't ask for an autograph. Just drop the little girl attitude and get over it. Who cares.

An autograph might not be a big deal to you, but i think it's pretty cool. i don't have a little girl attitude. thanks :woo:

 

[Bluntmaster]

What team is it?

 

[btownbuck2012]

Sports > Life

You know what to do sir

 

[HolyG]

LOL

I can picture the players hitting on this guys girlfriend, when the OP swoops to the table yelling "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH"

they look at him in disgust, leave the table, go outside and call a cab for the 4 of them to gangbang the ex, when OP runs outside crying simultaneously begging the players to sign autographs, and the ex not to go

They all laugh and get into the cab leaving the OP standing in the rain w/ nothing to show for it


hahaha, tough luck

 

[Bluntmaster]

LOL

I can picture the players hitting on this guys girlfriend, when the OP swoops to the table yelling "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH"

they look at him in disgust, leave the table, go outside and call a cab for the 4 of them to gangbang the ex, when OP runs outside crying simultaneously begging the players to sign autographs, and the ex not to go

They all laugh and get into the cab leaving the OP standing in the rain w/ nothing to show for it


hahaha, tough luck

I doubt the players want his Ex. Those guys can get Supermodels.

 

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