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Maurizio 2.0

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For those of us in college, I'm sure you are already on facebook or have heard of it at the very least. I am very resistant to techie **** like facebook, so it wasn't until two weeks ago that I signed up.

Have you guys realized what a rediculously effective tool this is for pullin women?!?! (Go ahead and bash me if you want for using this method -- I could care less. You don't have to do this if you don't want to.)

I was scrolling though the freshman hotties drunk the other night and "poked" three of them, just because I though they were hot. I've never actually bumped into any of them in person. They all poked back within 12 hours and two had also requested me as a friend. This is no big deal though since most people add friends on facebook even if they hardly know the person. But then I messaged them all saying that they "seemed like a tight girl, down to kick" and requested their aim (even if their profile already listed it) and told them all to "let me know what's up." They all responded back using exclamation points and $hit -- they all seemed really eager to talk going by the way they wrote.

One of the girls told me that she was "excited" to talk to me, and gave me her aim and told me to talk to her "the next time I was on." I talked with her today briefly on aim -- and I have a date with her tommorow. She was telling me in our convo about how she missed "boys" (b1tch... I'm not a boy) a lot, and she was looking forward to coming by my place and hanging out with me. I never even had to invite her.

Girl #2 gave me her aim and asked if I liked to party. "I'm not sure you could handle partying with me..." I said among other things. "Oh yea? Is that a challenge?" she asked -- and she also gave me her phone number and told me to call her if I wanted to party. A little bit later in the evening, she initiated a convo with me on aim... I pretended not to know who it was. We talked a while, and got some solid rapport out of the way, and I was definately seriously ****y and funny with her. She was telling me about lingerie and how she's great at massages and other stuff that were obviously come-ons. She was very enthusiastic about partying with me tommorow and told me to call her for sure.

The third one I haven't messaged yet, since I don't want to get my hands too full. I'm sure I could get a date out of her if I wanted. I'm already having trouble keeping details straight between two of them.

Now, I TOO used to think very disparagingly upon those who used computers in any way to pull girls. I TOO used to frown on building rapport with aim. But honestly, this was just TOO easy. "Poke"ing girls and some quick back and forth messaging turns into dates and hanging out really quick. And these girls are fine.

In case you think I have some crazy profile on facebook that makes me look amazing, you're wrong. I am pretty reasonable looking, and I am very tall, etc... but there really isn't anything extraordinary about my profile.

I'll let you know how partying with girl #2 goes tommorow night. I think I'm gonna postpone kicking it with Girl #1 until Friday perhaps.

- Maurizio
 

bossdog

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yeah my partners **** hoes offa facebook. also dallaspeeps.com and similar sites
 

frivolousz21

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my gf has facebook and has a pic of us kissing up there.

if you talk to her on there..I will slit your throat, cut off ur nuts and shove them up ur ass then take a shot gun shot to the stomach.

then burn your body in your car and dump it in the mississippi river.


have a nice day!

:woo:
 

Marlimus

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There are far too many facebook posts. The moderator might probably either move or delete this one. Runa search next time.
 

frivolousz21

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luckily for me....you would fail...

then id snipe u in the foot and blow the rest of you up with a LONG RANGE STICKY!
 

mrRuckus

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Originally posted by frivolousz21
my gf has facebook and has a pic of us kissing up there.

if you talk to her on there..I will slit your throat, cut off ur nuts and shove them up ur ass then take a shot gun shot to the stomach.

then burn your body in your car and dump it in the mississippi river.


have a nice day!

:woo:

My girlfriend gets messages on myspace and facebook from guys even though she has listed "in a relationship"... and the guys are listed in a relationship too....and it's blatantly obvious from her profile she really is in a relationship.

damn fcuked up people.
 
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isn't it something like 80 percent of people in relationships are unhappy? this site is full of info on pulling girls already in relationships. not that it makes it right...but if their interest level is already plummetting...all it takes is a little shove.
 

Maurizio 2.0

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Sorry if there've been a crapload of other threads about this stuff -- I haven't seen them personally. My bad.

Anyway... I'm not trying to pull girls in relationships. Even if I could get them, it would be more trouble than it's worth. And besides the point, I got enough respect for relationships and my fellow man to not fVck with other people's business like that.
 

SparkleMotion

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I have to agree, Facebook is a great way to pick up/meet ladies.

I had some random girls message me on Facebook, so I sent back **** & funny replies.

Example:

Girl - "hey i just wanted to say cuz i saw that you are gonna be living a couple rooms away from me. soo if u wanna do sum partying let me know. plus i saw that it said u were interested in both men and women and i was like "hmm this guy could be interesting" lol alright later"

Me -" I don't know if you want to party with me, when I lived in Ireland I was prone to drink a fifth of Jeigermeister in a night and being forced into directing traffic bollocks naked on a roundabout at 4 in the morning, becuase I lost a card game.

Actually that never happened, I haven't left my basement in Oklahoma in several years for fear of the twisters."

Girl - "wow u might be the coolest person ive ever met!"

...More chit chat...

Girl - "yes i do my screen name is XXXX....defintely IM me some time! we should chat!"


Though, that particular girl ended up being insane.
 
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