My Ex poked me on facebook . . . How do I respond???

[Roy]

Ok so I havent spoken to her (my ex) in about 2years. We broke up during the first term (semester) of my first year at university (im in my 3rd year now). She changed and become a slvt basically and started to drift apart from me (she went to a uni about 125 miles from mine) and hence we broke up and I cut all contact (including deleting her of facebook).

Now lately, I was told that a few mutual friends have been bumping into her and asking her if she has spoken to me recently. She apparently stutters when she replies saying "no i havnt spoken to 'Roy' in a while".

So obviously that must have got her thinking about me more lately. So i was quite suprised to see a poke from her i received yesterday. Im pretty sure she has a current boyfriend anyway.

My questions are:

How do I respond to this?
Can i turn her into a FB now?


Any feedback would be appreciated.

Roy

p.s. this is the thread i made on our situation (Whether to break up or stay together) 2 years ago:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=150037

 

[Ease]

Is she at Oxford?

Impressive girl.

 

[seagull]

Personally I wouldn't respond at all, if she had written to you it may be a different story. If you really have to respond, just do the minimum and 'poke' her back. She is testing you to see what type of reaction she will get and the fact you are making a big deal about this means it could end in failure.

 

[mustfirstregister]

You just waste 30 min of my life. I want it back.

 

[Warrior74]

Stop being a schmuck and be a mensch. Leave it.

 

[Prodigy746]

dont respond at all

 

[The Mad Ghost]

Theres guys that need legitimate help and threads that need looking at, and you post this garbage of an ex 2 years prior? Not only that, but its about her poking you on Facebook, not even a pass at you (message, text, convo) a fvcking poke dude?

Fvcking slaphead.

 

[f283000]

And you wonder why I say don't use facebook!

I can only hope she isn't in your friends list. What is your ex or any woman that treated you wrong doing in your facebook? You need to delete them from there and your life.

 

[ArcBound]

My questions are:

How do I respond to this?
Can i turn her into a FB now?


Any feedback would be appreciated.

Roy

Problems:
1) She has a boyfriend. This brings up moral and safety issues for you.
2) She's 125 miles away. Even if you were fvck buddies what's the likely scenario? "Hey babe wanna fvck?" "Yeah hunny, see you in 4 hours".
3) You have not spoken to her for two years. Then you get one FACEBOOK POKE and you jump right back here asking how you can get her as a FB. She does not care for you as harsh as it sounds. Maybe she was bored one day and just wanted to poke to see if you'd say anything interesting or exciting. She's just stirring the pot and you're jumping at it like a dog


Treat people how they have treated you. This girl was a virgin as you claim, and when she had the opportunity far away from you she slutted it up, got a boyfriend and didn't talk to you for two years. Then she poked you and you want to know how you can bang her and how to respond.

Don't respond. Every few months some of my exe-s try to re-add me or message me on facebook. I either outright click ignore or block them completely. Click the little X button next to the poke. I'm sure she'll get the message.

 

[LuisGarcia10]

I can only speak for myself, but if it were my ex I'd poke her back, with a ****ing cattle prod.

 

[Falcon25]

You say "fucvk off".

 

[Kailex]

Saddened, I am, when I see a thread like this. The overthinking is killing me, slowly... very slowly, but not as much as reading that one poster saying he wants his 30 mins back. I'm hoping it was a typo... because if it wasn't, then he's a REALLY slow reader.



Either way, the ex has already won.
The OP is WAY too excited about the prospect of sex with an ex that he has failed to see that all she is doing is trying to get his attention, and probably nothing more.

If at this point, you are wondering whether you should turn an ex who poked you on facebook into a FB... then it probably tells me that you have no other options.


How do you respond??? BY POKING OTHER WOMEN WITH YOUR MEAT STICK.

 

[loveshogun]

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-QjTNtDz8

Sir, there is a void inside you that no woman can fill. You have to fill it yourself.

This woman is merely a symptom of your loneliness, not the cause.

Be comfortable being alone - only then will you be able to maintain an objectivity about how much benefit your partner brings to the table.

 

[HolyG]

Why don't you just give her a leash and ask her to walk you around like a puppy dog. Girl has got you WHIPPED

 

[Chickfight]

I agree with everyone who says ignore it and get on with your life.

But alternatively, tell her to stop poking you because you think it's creepy (which it is )