My dumbass friend disrecpects me to make himself look good to girls.

[Vice]

So I go to hang out with my two buddies, and our personality types are total opposites. I'm left brained, analytical and organized, and they're both right brained and spontaneous, and kind of disorganized. They also dress kind of "scene". I'm friends with all kinds of people, and I rarely ever hang out with these guys and their friends because they're just too odd most of the time, so I just chill with them alone.

Anyway, one of these guys is a virgin, and has never kissed a girl before. And we're all hanging out, and he starts busting on me with "your mom" jokes. Now, when we're with people that all know each other well that's absolutely fine, but when there's people there that we've never met before it's just plain disrespectful. Funny thing is, he never behaves like this when it's just us guys.

So I decide to leave, because I was bored and they were drinking beer (Which I don't drink because it tastes horrible) and nothing else, and the general vibe was just boring. And the kids weren't too bright. I wasn't having, or being, fun. And this kid seized every opportunity to bash ANYONE's mom, and he wasn't even being funny about it. It's kind of like the low-status guy trying to put down those around him to make himself look better, when in reality he just looks like a tool.

So later I text him and say "you showed your true colors tonight" and left it at that. He tried calling me a few times and texting, but I ignored the bastard.

So now on MySpace he asks why I don't answer his calls, and I tell him because it's of the disrespect he showed me that night, and he replies with the following:

dude i was making some your mom jokes and would u liek to know the reason why i was doing that cuz two of the girls were lesbians and one had a bf, so i was making light of the situation not making fun of u, anyways dude everyone know i was joking dont be affraid to luagh at yourself sometimes, its kinda a lesson u need to learn with girls

Keep in mind this guys is total AFC. Never even HELD HANDS with a girl until a few months ago, let alone kiss one. And he's giving ME advice on women?

And it seems to me that his excuse for giving me unacceptable second-class behavior was because the girls weren't available. Girls. His fvcking excuse is GIRLS. His way to make light of situations is to put down people's mothers? I know I may seem to be taking myself too seriously at times just even writing this thread, but come on! I laugh at myself when something FUNNY happens, like I trip over something or walk into a door, or even one time shut the car door and get my tie stuck in the door. That's funny. Those are the ways that I laugh at myself, not at some frustrated b!tch boy making fun of my mom to make others think he was funny.

 

[slaog]

As you said yourself you seem to take some things too seriously. You should not have reacted to him.


If anything when he done the 'your mum' jokes you could have used that as an oppertunity to impress the girls. They were looking to see how you would react and because you reacted badly then they knew the jokes got to you.


I wouldn't be too hard on the friend either. Just tell him the jokes are boring.

 

[CP3WOO]

A) Beer is good. (Irrelevant, sorry)

B) You should've pulled him to the side and said "Look you little pecker head, keep disrespecting me I will equalize you. I will clown you about never being with a woman. So just CHILL. Ok?"

C) Forgive him. Bros before hoes. However, tell him to NEVER do it again.

 

[Vice]

As you said yourself you seem to take some things too seriously. You should not have reacted to him.


If anything when he done the 'your mum' jokes you could have used that as an oppertunity to impress the girls. They were looking to see how you would react and because you reacted badly then they knew the jokes got to you.


I wouldn't be too hard on the friend either. Just tell him the jokes are boring.

I forgot to mention that I didn't react visibly to him. He said it and I just stared at him and pretty much ignored it.

 

[comic_relief]

I know a guy that recently has been talking down about himself and all of his friends to get with girls.

I heard about it through my friends girlfriend. I ambushed him with all of his friends that he has been talking about and let him have it in front of all of the girls he was talking to.

Needless to say, he doesn't get that many girls anymore.

Plus, when one is making fun of another it shows dominance over the others in the group. It's a weak way of doing it, but it happens all the time. Just got to learn to deal with it and move on.

comic_relief

P.S. this is a guy that I have only met once and that is it. I have never hung out with him prior.

 

[TheSplat]

If he tries to alpha male you with that again in front of girls, just pick on him openly about being a virgin and never kissing a girl. Game Over.


Also, learn to drink beer. It's manly and delicious.

 

[horaholic]

You should learn to be witty, and capitalize on those situations.

He starts busting on your mom, I would of said
"Whatever, VIRGIN! At least my mom aint the only girl I've ever kissed!"

 

[Bluesteak]

Even if you dont drink beer, sip on a can filled with water. It makes you blend in and you dont look like a prude or dd.

 

[LostAndConfused]

Give him the low value most high schoolers naturally know how to give.

basically, ignore him. If he starts making a comment, don't even turn his way.

engage in conversation with other people, and if he does grab your attention with a comment act stoic and unaffected.

i really don't know about ragging on him being a virgin, it's always REALLY low when you do that, and it highlights your own insecurities.

Making fun of virginity is like a double edged sword, you c0ckblock both players of the game, yourself and the other guy. Its like the seppuku of disses.

You could sorta play with him never kissing a girl like other people said.

 

[saturos]

A good response for a "your mom" joke is to cut in as soon as he says "your mom is so ____ that" and just say in a mock and overly serious voice "actually my mom isn't _____," and you'll usually get laughs and your friend will have nothing to say.

 

[saber]

dude you let some punk a$$ scene kid talk sh1t on you

sry but that sounds lame

the fact that you b1tched About it over the phone afterward is worse...but the fact that he even responded proves he is a d-bag...


get into the mental headspace of a winner

make jokes at his expense and if you can kick his ass bring up wrestling or fighting and put him on the spot in front of everyone

and beer is no good??? you might start brealking out in vaginas...seriously


im telling you this cause because we are don juan bff and sh1t

and i remember feeling that helpless at one time...it sucks so get ur a$$ movin

 

[j0n024]

My cousin does that lots of times and the funny part is he doesnt even see it as something bad. That's why I started cutting myself off from him just disrespect.

I remember we were at some park cause they were having a little band play down there and I was dj'ing all night until we decided to leave. We were walking out (Note it was me, him and a friend) and I was behind them cause they walk to fast fvck them when I see this really cute girl with her mom so I decided to talk to her.....

I get a good reaction EVEN in front of her mom and out of no where my cousin comes puts his hand around my shoulder and says

"Sorry we forgot his leash"

Ohh and I have to put this in here cause of the responses...I agree beer is sh1t...lol.
.............

Moron and this is from a guy that has oneitis on EVERY damn girl he meets and hasnt had a girlfriend yet.

 

[Prodigy746]

One of my best friends tends to do that... The thing is the girls will rarely if ever laugh and i will look at him and that at the girl and tell her.. "His jokes suck" or "ahahah thats so funny remind me to laugh next time".. That usually solves the problem. When people make fun of you the best thing to do is dont let it bother you. You come out being a bigger man

 

[sodbuster]

SOmetimes you need to find new friends as you outgrow the old ones

 

[The Bat]

Practice your AMOG skills on this tool.

Him: "Yo momma is so fat..." (cut him off right here)
You: "Dude, you should look up other funny jokes instead of yo momma jokes after you get done beating off. Yo momma jokes are about as lame as Christopher Reeves."
Him: "Dude that Reeves joke was so stupid."
You: "And now you know how I feel when you tell a joke."



Something like it. Don't walk away from douche bags. Truth is, once you're old enough for the bar scene, you're going to find TONS and TONS of douche bags like him cracking jokes and trying to be all suave around your girl. What are you going to do then? Walk away? Naa bro...you got to AMOG the hell out of this guy when you have the opportunity.

 

[Ollie]

Should have said your mom was dead. Works like a charm

 

[DonGorgon]

So I go to hang out with my two buddies, and our personality types are total opposites. I'm left brained, analytical and organized, and they're both right brained and spontaneous, and kind of disorganized..

You need new friends.. the women they will attract will prefer men like them and find you to be not cool... you need to hang with people like you.

 

[SharinganUser]

I read everything you wrote. I really thought you were going out with this guy. Just dump him, but be careful, you might not like the make up sex.

 

[TheRealSupreme]

1. Who needs enemies when friends can fit the bill.

2. Why didn't you fight back? Too left brained and can't be spontaneous?

3. Here is a list of yo momma jokes for next time. Do the left brain thing and memorize and regurgitate em:


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Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!


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Oh you know this post sounds gay and fruck!!!!!

 

[eaglez1177]

You should learn to be witty, and capitalize on those situations.

He starts busting on your mom, I would of said
"Whatever, VIRGIN! At least my mom aint the only girl I've ever kissed!"

Hahahah yeah thats what I wouldve said too. That would've TOTALLY embarassed him.