My body hates beer

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At 26 I have several years of experience drinking, and pretty much every weekend since I've been a freshman in college has involved going to parties or bars. However, I've never really understood how this works, so I'm hoping someone here has some insight for me.

Considering I'm about 110 lbs., I would say I have a pretty high alcohol tolerance. With my drink of choice being either rum or jagermeister, I can more than handle my own. If I'm having a good time and just letting them flow, it wouldn't be unusual for me to down a pint of rum in a couple hours, and I know a friend and I have polished off a full bottle in a night.

That being said, I seem to have some sort of reaction to beer. In general when drinking beer, my max in a night seems to be somewhere between 5-7 drinks, even if it is over a 4+ hour period. Last night, I started the night with dinner and had three ciders, and then we went to a concert and I switched to beer. There I had two pints of beer. I didn't feel buzzed at all; the ciders were drank over a span of about 3 hours. I downed the beers fairly quickly, but felt just a little buzz, like two beers would.

For whatever reason, my body couldn't handle this. I had to excuse myself, and ended up throwing up.

It's actually not unusual for my body to react this way to excessive beer; I typically get a gag whenever I try and chug a beer a little too fast. It feels very odd to me, though; it's not like I'm throwing up from drinking too much or being too drunk. However, when I play a game such as flippy cup, where you only drink in small portions of beer, I have no problems going all night. It seems to be correlated to me chugging.

Any thoughts why this is occurring?
 

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I absolutely LOVE beer, but beer hates me for some reason.

When I am drinking it I feel bloated and tired. It dehydrates the hell out of me. The next day I usually have at least a mild hangover even from only three or so drinks.

Different alcoholic beverages have different properties that can cause intolerance. Just so happens to be that the only thing I personally can tolerate is good vodka. Took me almost 20 years of drinking to figure this out!
 

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It's the carbonation. It gives you that bloaty gassy feeling and if you chug to fast it likes to bubble back up and out. Especially in Lagers which seems to contain more carbonation than your Ale's, Wheats, and Stouts. I get the same feeling if I drink any lagrt too fast, but I've put four pints of Guinness down in under an hour and felt fine.

Also if you live in America stop drinking domestic beers, they're sh1t. Go with the microbrews or international.
 

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theunflushables said:
Also if you live in America stop drinking domestic beers, they're sh1t. Go with the microbrews or international.
I don't do redneck beer. I laugh at the chodes chugging PBR. If all of a sudden it became socially acceptable to eat cardboard would you do that too? Sheeple....

Give me a double IPA micro, a FRESH hefeweisen or pilsner STRAIGHT OFF THE TAP from a Berlin beer garden, a nicely aged Belgian Abbey ale, or a super-turbo charged monster like Dogfish Worldwide Stout any day.

Unfortunately for me it doesn't matter how high grade the beer is....it all fukks with me. And I've tried well in excess of 1000 brews. Where is the justice in this world????
 

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I laugh at the chodes chugging PBR.
Oh christ, that stuff is awful. Tastes like a bottle of piss with a carbonated fart. I'm also not fond of Lagers... Why do people try to flavor beer? Then it tastes like PBR with corn syrup. Give me a well brewed straight-ahead beer and I'm happy.
 
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I don't do redneck beer. I laugh at the chodes chugging PBR. If all of a sudden it became socially acceptable to eat cardboard would you do that too? Sheeple....

Ahhh, the holier-than-thou beer drinker. Have you ever thought that maybe it's not economical to drink 12 Dogfish Heads in a night? Nor does it make your stomach feel very good.

Don't get me wrong; if I'm chillin' on a Wednesday night, I've probably got an Anchor Porter in my hand. Hell, I have Dogfish Head 90 minute IPAs in the fridge right now. But if I'm at the bar on a Friday night, it's Miller Lite or Natty all the way.
 

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You are only 110 lbs ? Am i to assume this is a girl ???
 

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Wiesman44 said:
You are only 110 lbs ? Am i to assume this is a girl ???
probably just short and skinny. I only weigh 130 but im a midget
 

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i wouldn't be able to help you with this, beer is like water to me, in one night, me and three buddies downed three 24s of James Ready (decent stuff for great price)

although usually, if i'm at a BYOB party, i'll bring one of those micro heineken kegs so i don't have to refill... ever.

for just chilling i actually prefer Samuel Adams. i can nurse a pair of those all night :)
 

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My advice would be to try real beer like others have said and not the piss water they call "XXXXX - Lite". I repeat DO NOT DRINK AMERICAN BEER!
 

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Microbrews and foreign beers can actually be lower "quality" and cause more headaches and hangovers than one of the big American pale lagers. All that taste you're getting in a microbrew is partly due to all the byproducts in the brewing process, some of which might taste OK but not work for you.

I don't like light beers but they actually require tighter controls to come out just right. A beer like Budweiser actually has very high consistiency and quality controls. Having said that the natural byproducts form the strain of yeast and the brewing process of that beer might not work for some. if Budweiser doesn't work for you, Coors or MGD might which are also all natural products. It's hard enough finding MGD and Coors at every bar, so how are you going to drink a micro where ever you go?

All this talk about foreign beers and micros being so much higher quality than American pale lagers is mostly myth. Adding corn or rice for it's properties doesn't make the beer lower quality especially with tight brewing process controls. And beer snobbier is just silly IMO. It's mostly personal preference. Some people think if something is foreign and not American made and priced higher it must be better.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Ahhh, the holier-than-thou beer drinker. Have you ever thought that maybe it's not economical to drink 12 Dogfish Heads in a night? Nor does it make your stomach feel very good.

Don't get me wrong; if I'm chillin' on a Wednesday night, I've probably got an Anchor Porter in my hand. Hell, I have Dogfish Head 90 minute IPAs in the fridge right now. But if I'm at the bar on a Friday night, it's Miller Lite or Natty all the way.
If you drink beer to get drunk then by all means, knock yourself out. Personally, I would rather savor three tasty beers than chug a dozen that have no flavor if cost were an issue.

And who the hell in their right mind COULD drink 12 Dogfish Heads? That's some very flavorful, filling, high octane brew. Keep in mind you are getting a good 25-100% more alcohol per ounce in one of those compared to a typical light American macro-brew.

Microbrews and foreign beers can actually be lower "quality" and cause more headaches and hangovers than one of the big American pale lagers. All that taste you're getting in a microbrew is partly due to all the byproducts in the brewing process, some of which might taste OK but not work for you.
It is possible that someone might tolerate a certain yeast strain better than another, and that a big bodied or hoppier beer might effect certain people a certain way, but it is incorrect to say that the "byproducts" cause hangovers.

Almost all beers are filtered, with the exception of Hefe-weizens, Belgian white beers and a few other specialty brews. This means that the majority of the yeast and sediment are filtered out of almost all beer before it is even bottled.

The only true "byproducts" of the fermentation process of beer are alcohol and carbon dioxide, which remain in all beers.

I don't like light beers but they actually require tighter controls to come out just right.
Where did you hear this?

Every Bud Lite I have tried has tasted the same as the last one, but so has every Sam Adams, every Hazed and Infused, and every Julius Echter. They all require spotless sanitation and strict adherence to the recipe, and I seriosly doubt that light beer requires "tighter controls".

Keep in mind that "born on date" stuff is nothing more than a marketing ploy used by bud because they saw market share being lost to "dusty old imports that have been sitting around rotting for three years". They couldn't try to recapture some of their audience on taste (that's why they lost the customers in the first place), so they had to figure something else out, and it is based more upon consumer ignorance than truth. Nowadays Bud has it's own line of "micro brews" because they know that American's tastes are changing.

Out of the thousands and thousands of beers I have drank (from all around the world), I might have had ONE that tasted a little "off" due to light or heat exposure or whatever.

It's hard enough finding MGD and Coors at every bar, so how are you going to drink a micro where ever you go?
Most places at least have Sam Adams. It might be the biggest "little beer" around, but it's still mighty tasty.

All this talk about foreign beers and micros being so much higher quality than American pale lagers is mostly myth. Adding corn or rice for it's properties doesn't make the beer lower quality especially with tight brewing process controls.
No, it just makes it less flavorful and much less enjoyable to drink. Of course this is a matter of opinion, but the general consensus around the world is that mass produced American beer doesn't taste very good.

American macro brews are made with corn and rice because they are cheaper than barley, not because they make a better beer.

And beer snobbier is just silly IMO. It's mostly personal preference. Some people think if something is foreign and not American made and priced higher it must be better.
I'm sensing some "reverse" snobbery here.

I don't care where it was made or now much it costs....I'm guided by my taste buds. Some of my favorite beers of all time have been $12 a bottle AMERICAN micro's (that's $1 AN OUNCE) and $2 a glass German pilsners and hefe's straight out of the brewery.

Prohibition really fukked up the beer industry in the US. If you like cheap beer...by all means enjoy.

I wish I liked it cause it would make it a hell of a lot cheaper when I do drink it.
 

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STR8UP said:
It is possible that someone might tolerate a certain yeast strain better than another, and that a big bodied or hoppier beer might effect certain people a certain way, but it is incorrect to say that the "byproducts" cause hangovers.

Almost all beers are filtered, with the exception of Hefe-weizens, Belgian white beers and a few other specialty brews. This means that the majority of the yeast and sediment are filtered out of almost all beer before it is even bottled.

The only true "byproducts" of the fermentation process of beer are alcohol and carbon dioxide, which remain in all beers.
The brewing process creates several byproducts. It depends on the yeast strain, the ingredients and the brewing process. Sure beers and liquors are filtered, but that doesn't mean American beers are filtered less.



Where did you hear this?

Every Bud Lite I have tried has tasted the same as the last one, but so has every Sam Adams, every Hazed and Infused, and every Julius Echter. They all require spotless sanitation and strict adherence to the recipe, and I seriosly doubt that light beer requires "tighter controls".
i've had beers tast different from batch to batch. From various sources, see it's not just about percieved taste but analysis of different properties of the finished product.


Keep in mind that "born on date" stuff is nothing more than a marketing ploy used by bud because they saw market share being lost to "dusty old imports that have been sitting around rotting for three years". They couldn't try to recapture some of their audience on taste (that's why they lost the customers in the first place), so they had to figure something else out, and it is based more upon consumer ignorance than truth. Nowadays Bud has it's own line of "micro brews" because they know that American's tastes are changing.
I wouldn't call dating just a ploy. Freshness matters. And the same argument that Bud is creating microbrews is the same reason they made pale lagers in the first place, because that's what people liked. Just because consumers change their taste doesn't mean it's better.


Out of the thousands and thousands of beers I have drank (from all around the world), I might have had ONE that tasted a little "off" due to light or heat exposure or whatever.



Most places at least have Sam Adams. It might be the biggest "little beer" around, but it's still mighty tasty.
Well my point is I don't think Sam Adams is really any better quality. It causes some people more hang overs. I don't have a problem with American lagers so why would I pay even more for Sam Adams.



No, it just makes it less flavorful and much less enjoyable to drink. Of course this is a matter of opinion, but the general consensus around the world is that mass produced American beer doesn't taste very good.
I couldn't careless about what world opinion is of American Lagers. I don't expect foreigners to be very accepting of anything American. I'm not debating what beer is more flavorable or enjoyable to drink (other than hnagover inducement), I'm saying when people say American style-lagers are crap that's opinion and not fact.

American macro brews are made with corn and rice because they are cheaper than barley, not because they make a better beer.
They're cheaper and they give the beer qualities that the brewer might desire. Just because corn or rice is cheaper than barley doesn't mean it's "crap", which is what some people are suggesting.


I'm sensing some "reverse" snobbery here.

I don't care where it was made or now much it costs....I'm guided by my taste buds. Some of my favorite beers of all time have been $12 a bottle AMERICAN micro's (that's $1 AN OUNCE) and $2 a glass German pilsners and hefe's straight out of the brewery.

Prohibition really fukked up the beer industry in the US. If you like cheap beer...by all means enjoy.


I wish I liked it cause it would make it a hell of a lot cheaper when I do drink it.[/QUOTE]

Reverse snobbery, how so? I'm not the one saying other beer is crap. I don't think Budweiser taste bad at all. Some people don't like a lot of flavor in their beer anyway. I go by how I feel after drinking my fill of the beer. Str8up you said yourself you can't even drink any beer in quanity and have to drink vodka. Vodka has no taste, and is typically inexpensive to brew. Does that mean it's cheap crap? No, not all of it is. Same thing, if you don't like American-style pale lagers that doesn't mean they're all cheap crap. Some of it is cheap, but Budweiser, Michelob, Coors, and MGD are about the same quality as any other premium beer. It's just personal taste preference, which in no way makes the brewing process or the ingredients of the beer you don't like necessarily low quality.
 

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If you drink beer to get drunk then by all means, knock yourself out. Personally, I would rather savor three tasty beers than chug a dozen that have no flavor if cost were an issue.

It isn't just about getting drunk; it's more about having a cold drink in your hand for hours on end. Light beers aren't filling and they get you drunk gradually.

If you haven't, I would suggest that you try anything by the Anchor Brewing Company. It's based in San Francisco. Their porter is my favorite.
 

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Wait... Are you arguing about what beer taste better? :rolleyes:
 

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ketostix said:
The brewing process creates several byproducts. It depends on the yeast strain, the ingredients and the brewing process. Sure beers and liquors are filtered, but that doesn't mean American beers are filtered less.
Not to toot my own horn, but I used to brew beer (which I hated, btw. I didn't get far enough into it)and I did my final speech for speech class in college on the brewing process of beer. I have also tried almost every style of beer known to man, in probably a dozen different states and almost as many countries around the world. So I do have a point of reference in case anyone is wondering.....

Fermentation only produces those two byproducts.

The amount of, say, sugar that remains in the beer is dependent upon the type and amount of malt that is used and the amount of fermentation the yeast is capable of or the brewmaster desires, but it isn't a byproduct of the brewing process, it is part of the main ingredients to begin with.

i've had beers tast different from batch to batch. From various sources, see it's not just about percieved taste but analysis of different properties of the finished product.
Never experienced that myself, and i have a pretty well trained palate.

I wouldn't call dating just a ploy. Freshness matters.
I'm not saying that beer doesn't have a shelf life....most of it does (unless it has a lot of alcohol in which case it generally improves with age much lie wine) but the marketing angle the Bud took is nothing more than a scare tactic. Fact of the matter is that 99+% of all the beer you will ever drink will taste just as good a year from the brew dae as it does the day after.

And the same argument that Bud is creating microbrews is the same reason they made pale lagers in the first place, because that's what people liked. Just because consumers change their taste doesn't mean it's better.
Beer is experiencing a Renaissance much like wine and other foods and beverages. Americans tastes are becoming more refined and our culture is becoming more accepting of "flavor" in general.

Think of the shelves at the grocery store 20 years ago. You had Wonder bread, Wonder bread, and MORE Wonder bread. Now you can tell me till you are blue in the face that Wonder bread tastes better than a hand crafted sourdough at a top notch steak house, but really....there's a matter of actual personal TASTE, and then there is a matter of lack of exposure or closed mindedness or misconceptions about things that are different. That sourdough bread may not appeal to a few people, but the vast majority of people if handed a slice of each and told to eat only one would slather a slab of butter on that sourdough and go to town, leaving the Wonder bread on the ground for the rats and mice.

If you truly like something, by all means keep drinking it. I have just found that most of the time the American beer fans tend to be the ones who are less likely to try new things, can't afford a "premium" priced beverage, or simply don't care to step out of their little world to see if there might be some other stuff out there they might like. Not saying you are one of them, just making a general obsevation.

Another example is sushi. I can't get my family to try it for ANYTHING. "Raw fish? That's DISGUSTING!". Yet you can see that the acceptance of such "exotic" foods has firmly taken root in our culture. 30 years ago the vast majority of Americans wouldn't have dreamed of eating raw fish.

Well my point is I don't think Sam Adams is really any better quality. It causes some people more hang overs. I don't have a problem with American lagers so why would I pay even more for Sam Adams.
You speak of "quality" of beer as if it were some sort of measurable thing, like the quality of a car being measured by reliability.

Is bud light lower quality in that it causes less hangovers? That's debatable.

I couldn't careless about what world opinion is of American Lagers. I don't expect foreigners to be very accepting of anything American.
Actually, the rest of the world is quite accepting of all that is American, but you don't see the amount of importing of American beers that you see of American cars, furniture,etc.

I'm not debating what beer is more flavorable or enjoyable to drink (other than hnagover inducement), I'm saying when people say American style-lagers are crap that's opinion and not fact.
So you are saying that micro-brews and imports TASTE better, but they aren't lower quality? I judge quality of food and beverage by one thing- taste. the same thing that makes Pizza Hut pizza "crap" in my eyes compared to a handmade gourmet pie, makes budweiser products crap compared to their micro brewed and imported counterparts.

Of course this is all opinion, as I have stated, but generally people who have a passion for beer consider the mainstream beers to be quite inferior to craft brewed beers, much the same as a food critic would consider a chain italian restaurant to be inferior to a locally owned and operated mom and pop joint. Hey, I'll eat at a chain mexican restaurant from time to time myself, but it doesn't hold a candle to the one down the street that is owned and operated by people who were born in Mexico. There is absolutely NO comparison 95% of the time.

They're cheaper and they give the beer qualities that the brewer might desire. Just because corn or rice is cheaper than barley doesn't mean it's "crap", which is what some people are suggesting.
No one is suggesting they are "crap" (well actually in my opinion they are), but when it comes down to it they are there to lower the cost of the product, not to make it taste better. Some people might actually like it, but I have a feeling that for most people it has more to do with other factors (cost) than it does taste preference.

Reverse snobbery, how so? I'm not the one saying other beer is crap.
You are insinuating that anyone who prefers a beer other than a mainstream brew is a "beer snob".

I don't think Budweiser taste bad at all.
It doesn't taste BAD, it just doesn't taste particularly GOOD.

The bread example I gave is fitting since beer is essentially liquid bread. Do you prefer Wonder bread, or if you had a choice would you eat a handmade sourdough, wheat, Cuban, French, or Indian bread? I can tell you that although my mom and my sister would prefer the Wonder bread, i can't even fathom how someone would prefer a food with virtually NO taste versus something with character. And that's what I see American beer as- it is beer devoid of character.

Vodka has no taste, and is typically inexpensive to brew. Does that mean it's cheap crap?
That is a common misconception.

The best vodkas are not necessarily "flavorless", but they are pleasant on the palate. I drink vodkas FOR the flavor and drinkability. Like I said, my preferences have nothing to do with cost; matter of fact my vodkas of choice fall in the middle of the price spectrum.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
It isn't just about getting drunk; it's more about having a cold drink in your hand for hours on end. Light beers aren't filling and they get you drunk gradually.

If you haven't, I would suggest that you try anything by the Anchor Brewing Company. It's based in San Francisco. Their porter is my favorite.
I very much enjoy Anchor beers. I like all of them but the Liberty Ale doesn't get nearly the respect it deserves.

Along those line Sierra Nevada makes a mighty tasty brew. Try the Bigfoot barleywine for a serious kick in the ass!
 

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