My best friend's sister is cheating on her boyfriend with my other best friend!

[eaglez1177]

Heres the situation:

My best friend (Ill call him John) has an older sister (ill call her Sally shes a year older) thats about a 7. Sally has had a boyfriend for about 6 months, and just recently, my other best friend (Ill call him Matt) has been having an affair with Sally. Me, John, Matt, and two other guys are all best friends, and we've been so for years.

This whole thing has been going on and off for about a year. Matt and Sally were hooking up about a year ago, then stopped for a bit, hooked up again a few months later (when I mean hoooking up I mean doing so for about a few weeks straight), stopped for a long time, and now Matt is starting to REALLY get back into it with Sally (and by this I mean hes gonna have sex with her tomorrow).

Whats even weirder is that Sally is like OBSESSED with Matt. She gets EXTEMELY turned on by him and always tells him how amazing he is and how she loves him and all this sh*t.

I really don't know what to do cuz im worried that if Matt gets caught, John (who is a big kid and gets pissed off easily) will absolutely KILL him. Not only that, but if Sally's boyfriend finds out that Matt has been getting with his girl, he will legit FVCK Matt up.

Matt has come really close to getting caught, one time he almost said something by accident to John when he was drunk. On top of this, Matt and Sally are thinking of getting into a relationship, but Matt has no idea how hes gonna bring it up to John. What should he do to avoid getting his face punched in?

 

[pLaYtHiNg]

I think "Sally" needs to grow up before she causes a world of trouble for all involved.

Why does "Sally" have a boyfriend if she's messing around with "Matt"? Why does "Matt" accept this arrangement? Does "John" have good reason to think "Matt" isn't good enough for "Sally"?

I feel bad for you... keeping everyone's secrets. I wouldn't be that nice. What a burden!

Edit: (Darn post limits!)

I think if "Sally" dumped her boyfriend, and "John" approved of her and "Matt" having a relationship the thrill would be gone.

Maybe "Matt" gets off on bangin' some other dude's chic, and his best friend's sister...

 

[Alle_Gory]

How can you have two best friends? That defeats the whole purpose of a "best" friend.

 

[eaglez1177]

How can you have two best friends? That defeats the whole purpose of a "best" friend.

Lol we just are. And its not just the two of us theres been like five of us that have been best friends for years.

And Matt and Sally really like each other cuz they just find eachother really damn attractive. Like Matt will tell me all the time how Sally is nothing like any girl hes ever met before...like theres just something about her that drives him crazy. Same thing pretty much for Sally. Theyre fkin crazy about each other lol.

Not only that, but Sally and Matt talk about sex and sh*t all the time. Sally will always text him and talk to him about how horny she is and how bad she wants him. Just yesterday, the two of the video chatted and they both wound up taking their shirts off and Sally started to fvckin finger herself!

And idk I dont really mind keeping everyone's secrest. Its kinda cool being that guy that you can say anything to and wont have to worry about it getting around.

 

[trv26]

Hmmm so the five of you call each other best friends. And one friend is shagging the other's sister behind his back. Not much of a best friend is that guy now?

 

[DonJuan11]

My best friend (Ill call him John) has an older sister (ill call her Sally shes a year older) thats about a 7. Sally has had a boyfriend for about 6 months, and just recently, my other best friend (Ill call him Matt) has been having an affair with Sally. Me, John, Matt, and two other guys are all best friends, and we've been so for years.

This whole thing has been going on and off for about a year. Matt and Sally were hooking up about a year ago, then stopped for a bit, hooked up again a few months later (when I mean hoooking up I mean doing so for about a few weeks straight), stopped for a long time, and now Matt is starting to REALLY get back into it with Sally (and by this I mean hes gonna have sex with her tomorrow).

Whats even weirder is that Sally is like OBSESSED with Matt. She gets EXTEMELY turned on by him and always tells him how amazing he is and how she loves him and all this sh*t.

I really don't know what to do cuz im worried that if Matt gets caught, John (who is a big kid and gets pissed off easily) will absolutely KILL him. Not only that, but if Sally's boyfriend finds out that Matt has been getting with his girl, he will legit FVCK Matt up.

Matt has come really close to getting caught, one time he almost said something by accident to John when he was drunk. On top of this, Matt and Sally are thinking of getting into a relationship, but Matt has no idea how hes gonna bring it up to John. What should he do to avoid getting his face punched in?

Wow, what should we do when Mr. Roper calls?

1 - It appears you want to have sex with Sally because you are caring alot about her and Matt
2 - Matt doesn't care about John or Sally's bf, he'd rather be inside of her and risk getting beat up.
3 - Why do you care so much about Matt, John, Sally, Jack, Janet, and Chrissy? You should be making money, working out, reading books, getting dates. Don't put yourself in the middle of all that, it's only going to get worse.

 

[Alle_Gory]

Wow, what should we do when Mr. Roper calls?

1 - It appears you want to have sex with Sally because you are caring alot about her and Matt
2 - Matt doesn't care about John or Sally's bf, he'd rather be inside of her and risk getting beat up.
3 - Why do you care so much about Matt, John, Sally, Jack, Janet, and Chrissy? You should be making money, working out, reading books, getting dates. Don't put yourself in the middle of all that, it's only going to get worse.

This clears it up. I got dibs on the teen soap opera copyright. I'm going to make millions.

 

[MillenniumMike]

Stay away from delivering bad news, it will never turn out good and regardless of the situation surfacing or not it will eventually tear the group apart, stay out of the drama and stay in good standing with everyone. If you lead the group kick the root of the problem out, preserve the group unity.

 

[Kal0051]

would you be this "Matt" by any chance?

 

[DJDamage]

, my other best friend (Ill call him Matt) has been having an affair with Sally.

Stop right there, only married people have affairs.

What you have here is a normal tree branching swinging behaviour by a woman who doesn't give a sh1t about her current boyfriend.

I really don't know what to do cuz im worried that if Matt gets caught, John (who is a big kid and gets pissed off easily) will absolutely KILL him. Not only that, but if Sally's boyfriend finds out that Matt has been getting with his girl, he will legit FVCK Matt up.

Why do you care so much? you haven't done anything wrong and your friend is the one that is playing with fire so let him sort this out. Just don't get involved and stay away from the drama.

What amazes me in this story is that neither John or Sally's BF are going to hold her to the same standards as they would Matt which is typical for the AFC society we live in. Its shouldn't be John's business who is banging his older sister and Sally's BF should just dump her cheating ass (if he finds out) and just move on.

, What should he do to avoid getting his face punched in?

If I were in the same situation as Matt, I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a lying ho' such as Sally 'cause she already showed me that she is capable of cheating behind her BF back and she can probably pull the same sh1t on me. As far as I am concerned she is good enough for one thing only.

But if your friend Matt is hell bend on being in a relationship with her then he's got the pull the perfect crime. He's got to tell Sally to break up with her boyfriend and stay low for a couple of months until the dust is settled and then "pretend" as if he is going for Sally for the first time by announcing to John that he fell in love with her and he is asking for permission to ask her out of respect to John with the promise he will treat her like gold and will change for the "better" (what ever the fvck that means).

 

[eaglez1177]

First off, I am not any of these people lol. Like I said, im just the guy that Matt confides in. And dont worry im not exactly stuck square in the middle of all this, alls im doing is just taking everything in from Matt and hearing about what he has to say. I already told him that if anything ever came up and this whole thing was brought to light by John, that I would not be getting involved.

What am asking though is what should Matt say to John? I mean my first advice was that Sally should be the one going to John because its her own brother, and hes not going to punch his sister in the face if he finds out she likes his best friend. I mean theyre brother and sister they should be able to go to each other about this kind of stuff.

 

[Jitterbug]

Since it's pretty much established that she's a group bicycle, why don't you get in line for the ride and tell the rest of your mates to join you?

 

[DonJuan11]

I already told him that if anything ever came up and this whole thing was brought to light by John, that I would not be getting involved.

What am asking though is what should Matt say to John? I mean my first advice was that Sally should be the one going to John because its her own brother, and hes not going to punch his sister in the face if he finds out she likes his best friend. I mean theyre brother and sister they should be able to go to each other about this kind of stuff.

Who said that? Your honesty is going to get you beat up one of these days. Matt should say NOTHING to John.

"Hey John, sit down for a minute. I just wanted you to know that I've seen your sister without her clothes on and she allows me inside of her everyday, sometimes twice a day. I've also done sexual things to your sister that you only see in hard core porno films and she seems to enjoy them, although sometimes its painful for her. Anyway, just thought I'd let you know. Now, lets go grab a beer and watch the hockey game."

You seem to be in love with Sally by caring so much.

 

[Five To One]

"Hey John, sit down for a minute. I just wanted you to know that I've seen your sister without her clothes on and she allows me inside of her everyday, sometimes twice a day. I've also done sexual things to your sister that you only see in hard core porno films and she seems to enjoy them, although sometimes its painful for her. Anyway, just thought I'd let you know. Now, lets go grab a beer and watch the hockey game."

LOL. Hilarious

But really stay out of this, its going to be bad when the brother finds out.

 

[Jazzman19]

Dude, not a chance in hell are you not one of the people involved in this, sorry. I really don't believe you when you say you aren't. How in the hell do you know they had a webcam chat in which they "both took their shirts off" and she "played with herself?" I don't know ANYONE who goes around bragging about that stuff.

Either you were watching (which is creepy as heck) or you are the guy involved. Based on the way you describe this situation it sounds like you are reaching out for "help" anonymously or you have STRONG feelings for Sally and are just DYING to expose this so it blows up on everyone involved. Just my two cents, but if you know what is good for you get the hell away NOW.