{please note this is for younger Dj's)
Well howre you all today...
Now enough of the introduction, down to basics. Mr Oinkie dammit Mr Pinkie.
Heres a trick i picked up over the years for you shy young masculine types. Okay picture the scene. You Like a girl, she likes you ..... your sitting together on a couch, cinema, backseat of a ford Fiesta van, park bench..... Shes shy, your nervous,thinking about your next move, she wants you to make it, your penis is throbbing with delight at he thought of what might happen next!!!! except nothing has happened yet.....................the tension is killing you,time is passing by.You dont want it to be another one of those nights. You know in your head the DJ skillz your frozen.Shes getting impatient.Its time for your secret weapon
what to do???
MR PINKIE
what r you on about HBK you sexy beast. Well ill tell you!
Simply put.......
your little finger!!! seriously
If your nervous and you cant look her in the eye,and feel like you going to crack, get mr pinkie(aka your little finger) out !if her hand is next to yours on a seat or whatever, wrap your little finger around her mrs pinkie. Im not kidding! its a mild form of kino, non intimidating 87%of the time and she will be responsive to it. Its best if your sitting close to each other.Try rubbing her hand or something with rest of your fingers.If shes responsive,she'll rub back or whatever ... then look into her eyes,she'll give you that kiss me u fool look......... Now dont be afraid young Dj's to try it. It was one of my most lethal weapons in my arsenal when i was a weeee lad .Simple yet effective !
thayt was until i lost my Mr pInkie in the Bog wars of 1992 j/k. Anyway
l8r
Well howre you all today...
Now enough of the introduction, down to basics. Mr Oinkie dammit Mr Pinkie.
Heres a trick i picked up over the years for you shy young masculine types. Okay picture the scene. You Like a girl, she likes you ..... your sitting together on a couch, cinema, backseat of a ford Fiesta van, park bench..... Shes shy, your nervous,thinking about your next move, she wants you to make it, your penis is throbbing with delight at he thought of what might happen next!!!! except nothing has happened yet.....................the tension is killing you,time is passing by.You dont want it to be another one of those nights. You know in your head the DJ skillz your frozen.Shes getting impatient.Its time for your secret weapon
what to do???
MR PINKIE
what r you on about HBK you sexy beast. Well ill tell you!
Simply put.......
your little finger!!! seriously
If your nervous and you cant look her in the eye,and feel like you going to crack, get mr pinkie(aka your little finger) out !if her hand is next to yours on a seat or whatever, wrap your little finger around her mrs pinkie. Im not kidding! its a mild form of kino, non intimidating 87%of the time and she will be responsive to it. Its best if your sitting close to each other.Try rubbing her hand or something with rest of your fingers.If shes responsive,she'll rub back or whatever ... then look into her eyes,she'll give you that kiss me u fool look......... Now dont be afraid young Dj's to try it. It was one of my most lethal weapons in my arsenal when i was a weeee lad .Simple yet effective !
thayt was until i lost my Mr pInkie in the Bog wars of 1992 j/k. Anyway
l8r
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