Moving In With Hot Russian Girl in NYC?

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Day 13 - Janet and I had a romantic dinner and connected. She just started staring at me and I said "I know that look!". We went back to the meeting place and the guy who introduced us took our photo together. I fell asleep in her bed. Woke up to the other one coming home.

Day 14 - Well I finally got Janet to submit, and it was worth the wait. She had just got out of the shower so I went down on her. Then she texted a photo of us in bed together to our other roommate Chrissy, who it turns out she is only a bartender at a strip club, not a stripper. She comes home drunk at 5am after work most nights, right when I'm waking up for my job, so this could get even better.

I never thought of it before, but imagine if we could live with two hot women and just have either of them whenever we want? Half-wives I call them.
 

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For those of you who simply can't believe I could pick up women this quickly and easily, here are photos of two women I'm dating along with their official Hot or Not ratings:

1) Girl 1 (rated 7.4).

2) Girl 2 (rated 8.6).

Average rating on Hot or Not: 8.0.
Average age difference: 16 years younger.

Anyhow, I'm going for my third HB7+ girl in 6 days later today.
 

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bigneil said:
For those of you who simply can't believe I could pick up women this quickly and easily, here are photos of two women I'm dating along with their official Hot or Not ratings:

1) Girl 1 (rated 7.4).

2) Girl 2 (rated 8.6).

Average rating on Hot or Not: 8.0.
Average age difference: 16 years younger.

Anyhow, I'm going for my third HB7+ girl in 6 days later today.

Have these women found out that you put their picture on hotornot and feel betrayed??
 
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Flip it around...the blonde should be Chrissy and the brunette Janet lol
 

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First Loner asks me to put up a photo, then gives me a guilt trip. I figure if she sexted photos of me already then it's fair game.

I think we should standardize our HB women with HotOrNot. They improved it and the ratings are accurate if low.
 

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bigneil said:
I never thought of it before, but imagine if we could live with two hot women and just have either of them whenever we want? Half-wives I call them.
That, and only that, could make all the money you've spent over the years worth it ;)
 

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Day 15. Came home to find Chrissy heading to work and Janet in bed reading. An hour later she was naked, spreadeagle and on the phone with some guy who texted "Will you see me Monday, please?" (Don't do this). As she was agreeing to meet him to have him do some chore I was feeling how wet she was. Then as she was saying "See you tomorrow" I was inside her, and she hung up giggling. I threw the phone as far as I could.
 

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BN I've been harsh on you. But if you can bang both of these girls without getting stabbed in the middle of the night......


Props.
 

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Camera battery died but once I get home yes.

Day 16. With both girls at work, Janet asked for a photo of my schlong and I provided one, with a US quarter for scale. She said she showed Chrissy. Then at 5:30 am they both got home from bartending jobs and I was awake by then and they showered together and Chrissy braided her hair. She was in the kitchen (with nipples erect, half naked) and I told her that was my favorite hair style and she told Janet that she should braid her hair next time.

So I said "Have you seen pictures of my penis?" And she said "I have." Then she said "She and I share everything." And I said "Oh, really?" And she said "And Neil, it is nice."

I said "Are the rumors true that you only sleep with black men?" And she said yes. I said "Do black men really have bigger ones?" And she said yes.
 

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bigneil said:
Neither girl to me is attractive. Maybe 5's?

And the place you are living in looks like a pigpen. Cannot imagine living in a place like that with two women, especially as a 40 something year old. In all honesty it sounds like a nightmare. I like my space and having to come home to that everyday? No thanks Jeff.

But......if you like it? Knock yourself out.
 

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When has Cordoncordon (an Asian woman) ever rated me or anyone above 5? And who really cares what some random forum member thinks? The women are clearly above average. As if SS members exclusively date Penthouse centerfolds
 

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And I have another place in Texas where my stripper is waiting for me.
 

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bigneil said:
The problem I have with you BN is you continually over exaggerate the quality of the girls you are seeing, and then get all pissed off if someone doesn't agree with you. You did it with the stripper and you are doing it now. If you weren't so conceited and verbose about it all, then like I said, knock yourself out.

For example, in the 3 pics you gave.....

http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/IMAG0444_zps09dd89e4.jpg
Very average white trashy face. Short stubby legs. No class either. Honestly if you told me she was a mother of 3 from Jackson Mississippi living in a trailer I would nod my head yes.


http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/...pse7450c9d.jpg

As I said, classy.


http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/IMAG0457_zps38bb013a.jpg
Even shorter, stubbier legs. When the word dumpy comes to mind, she is it. Face actually looks a little better than the other one though. But nothing above average. Her body looks a mess.


So overall, for you to be going through the hassle of living with these very average looking drama queens, like a college student living in a frat house, instead of by yourself like a mature adult man should do in this situation?

I don't see it man. Now, if they were both looked like this? OK, that is a legit 8.5-9.5.....but they aren't even close.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3690/beautifulblondebrunette.jpg
 

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You guys are a bit harsh. That one's a 7, and her age is included in that rating. A little stubby perhaps but tight and youthful. To a 40-something dude she'd easily be an 8 compared to what most 40-something dudes are banging.
 

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Exactly Zarky one is 19 years my junior, the other 12 years my junior - but Cordon is 39 so he/she should understand. The way he underrates my Anglo-Saxon harem, it seems to me that Cordon is either not male, not heterosexual, not American, or all of the above. All I ever saw were some pictures of some Chinese chick that he/she dated, and (while my brother loves them) Asian women for whatever reason rarely turn me on. Meanwhile Russian women with their accents and the way they demand a lot from but appreciate men is a huge turn on. Again I suspect Cordon is an Asian woman who pretends to be the white man she once dated.

But I was thinking - maybe we can have a SoSuave filter where all members must submit a photo to Cordon and he/she has to think the girl in the photo is at least a 7 before anyone can talk about her. And how scary is someone who pretends to be the authority on rating photos of both women AND men?

Hot or Not rated those latest photos 6.5 each or so, but they were random phone photos. But Cordon's personal rating means so much more.

The bottom line is, I've told this story in real time about women who I think are extremely hot - and I didn't know what the outcome would be. Therefore I think it is useful, and I still have goals and aspirations for the other girl now.

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Day 17 - At their request I made them pancakes for breakfast and (loving my cooking so much) Chrissy was asking me if I would marry her. I said she's already married and she said a real marriage with children. She keeps using that word - telling Janet to marry me. She said "He's the best thing to ever happen to us". Meanwhile I secretly had sex with Janet (which she promised for the pancakes) with Chrissy in the other room, but just wanted Chrissy alone. Side note - always cook for them.

Day 18 - I got up just as Chrissy came home from work at 5:15 and she went in the bathroom and took a shower and was in there for 30 minutes, and just when I was about to leave I opened the door and said "What are you doing, getting ready for sleep?" and then I realized she was in there braiding her hair - which I already told her was my favorite - only she was doing it more carefully than last time. This was a very good sign. I have seriously had blue balls ever since, but when I went home for lunch (sure enough) although Janet was at work, she had her husband there waiting for the whole 4 hour window for AT&T to show up.
 

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bigneil said:
When has Cordoncordon (an Asian woman) ever rated me or anyone above 5? And who really cares what some random forum member thinks? The women are clearly above average. As if SS members exclusively date Penthouse centerfolds
I've seen pictures of his girlfriend bigneil, she is nothing to write home about either.
 

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Day 18 part 2: I got home after work at 5:15PM and Chrissy was still in her underwear, still in braids. It was finally just the two of us. I stayed out of her way but she came into the galley kitchen with me (grazing her boobs against my tie as she cut past). I knew she was up to something when she started doing dishes. As if she'd lift a finger. Her nipples were the size of olives coming through her tank top. Anyhow, practicing restraint and acting far more reserved than I had imagined I would (in my 11 hour daydream about her) I went in the other room and sat at the table. But she dried her hands and came over and draped her braids in front of me as she checked her phone, literally putting them on the table and dangling them like the tail of a cat in heat. They were inches away so I grabbed one gently between my thumb and index finger and calmly said "What is this?" (letting go) "Are you trying to drive me crazy?" She gave me a puzzled look and then she asked me "So... what are you doing this evening?" I didn't answer but she went in the other room, and I snuck out.

My phone buzzed 35 seconds later, and it then again. It was a 2 part message from Janet that read "You are not allowed to touch Chrissy anymore, not even her braids. Once more and you are out. She is more conservative than I am." At first I wasn't going to reply but then I wrote "Wait, isn't this the girl who you sent a picture of my p*nis to?" Long story short, it turns out the answer was yes, she was indeed trying to drive me crazy. They were testing me. When I saw Chrissy again I said "Tattle tale".

So it is with a heavy heart that I report that my dream of having two half wives appears to have come to a tragic end.
 
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