Most pathetic shít test ever?

[ARrocket]

Some OKCupid girl I banged a couple of weeks ago starts sexting me at midnight. Invites me over...

I get there, and we sit on her bed. The following conversation occurs:

Girl: Actually I lied...I just wanted to cuddle tonight.
Me: [Stares blankly at her]
Girl: So did it work?
Me: Did what work?
Girl: Me sexting you...
Me: Nah...I was actually headed this way already.
Girl: Haha sure you were...

I get up and start commenting on a map she has hanging on her wall.

I sit back down, and 2 minutes later clothes are off.

Sometimes I wonder about these girls and their thought processes...

 

[rrrrr]

She didn't want to look cheap

 

[BeDJ]

How else can she hide her inner slυt?

 

[ScottMustaine]

Lol you played it good. Knowing my eccentric behaviour, I'd probably call some girl in front of her and tell make a date in front of her.

At least I learned something.

 

[Night-hawk]

You know her game. She has no power over you that she wants. She thinks she does. She failed her own test. Bravo.

 

[Uncharted]

Nice one!

 

[ARrocket]

I don't understand how (even in her eyes) that could make her seem less slvtty? I mean she already sexted me...

Anyway, was easy to spot from a mile away. She's a basket case.

 

[BadNews]

Atta boy

 

[Greasy Pig]

Women want to be slvts, but they don't want to feel like slvts.

Well played, sir.

 

[joe henny]

Confused as to why all posters are calling op's chick a slut??? Wonders if all women they sleep with are sluts as well???