Most f*cked up sh*t you ever said to a girl

[Crissco]

Your a stuck up B*tch

Use this vibrator, because thats all your good for....


Alot more but honestly dont feel like saying it because that was my past, when I was bitter, now....I calmed down and learned to accept people for who they are and enjoy every moment with that person.

 

[AwSomeDudu]

She was boring like hell, so I suddenly asked:
Me: "Do you believe in God?"
She (all confused): "No..."
Me (all panicked): "Oh my god, a sinner! She will buuuuurn!"

I find that talking about God is always a good way to make them run.

 

[Albatross953]

How about "Will you marry me?"

That one I don't recommend trying...

 

[ThisIsYourWakeUpCall]

ex who lied to me about being pregnant:

One day your vagina will be a dried up barren orphus where dreams go to die...