Too bad this date, my only truly great date, will be lost at the bottom of page two in this thread. I met this girl, a tall redhead while I was in school in Richmond VA. She had TONS of status and brains, looks, style, everything.
So one day I invited her to see the Power Team. If you haven't heard, the Power Team is a group of christian bodybuilders. They quote scripture and rip telephone books in half, and attribute this to the power of Christ. I'm not a religious guy and she knows this, we are just going for laughs.
So it happens to be a double date, no stress, we see the show and it's ridiculous, HILARIOUS. I highly recomend the Power Team for taking girls out on a date, it's free and something you won't see every day. Afterwards, while we were parked at a traffic light, I jumped out of the car (was not driving) and stole her a little teddy bear, from a stand that was left unattended. Then we went to Krispy Creme. That is an american doughnut chain.
No I never slept with her, she was saving herself for marraige and I assume (hope) she still is. But we dated for some months, I got to third base (which I believe is oral and total nudity), everyone was happy and sexually satisfied. The end.