Most advantageous way of responding to "Merry Christmas, <name>!" text

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Okay so replying with a "thanks" or "thanks, you too" or "merry christmas to you" gives you ZERO advantage.

Now lets discuss the positive. How about a response that will give you maximum advantage?

***NOTE: This is not for responding to ex's! If an EX sends you this, you IGNORE! This thread is to respond to your potential future, not the past.

 

[dap]

Thanks, what'd u get me?

 

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Thanks, what'd u get me?

Brilliant! Keep em coming. I don't think any of us will be satisfied with just one though