Morning Sex

[JohnnyMalibu]

I've got a little situation here that I was hoping you guys could help me out with: I am a huge fan of morning sex and for some reason that's when I want to f*ck* the sh*t my girlfriend the most. Unfortunatly for me she HATES morning sex, and even claims to only have had morning sex twice in her life, only with a boyfriend. She's by no means a "morning person" and is actually quite a f*uckin ***** the first few hours that she's up. I've tried plenty of different ways to get her into it but northing has so far come close to working. And my persistence annoys the **** out of her (I think her resistance makes me want it WAY more...) I've tired being sweet and caring, giving her soft kisses and caressing her; I've tried making her laugh; I've tried being assertive and sexually explicit; and I've even tried being cool and suave. For those of you reading this please help a young brother get his morning ass. Any forms of CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, suggestions, tips, etc., are most appreciated.

 

[GirlsAreTrix]

Maybe you have **** breath in the morning? Try using scope and also reapplying Deodorant.

 

[Knicknack]

splash some water on her face. make sure it's cold.

honestly, it seems like you have exhausted all your options. i guess it aint meant to be.

 

[ApocalypseCow]

Pull down all the shades and say, "Oh my god, you slept until to 10pm! We have to have sex! Now!"

 

[JohnnyMalibu]

Have any of you guys shared in this dilemma? What else can I try?

 

[apollon_312]

maybe its her, not you.

Personally i think you're trying too hard with this one bird. If you want a morning bird, there's no shortage of them. In fact ever chick I've have HAS been a morning person. I prefer nights myself, since then i get to sleep later. Tiring myself out in the morning leaves me a bit lethargic in the day.
However, back to the point.. if morning is good for you, so be it.

I can;t think of one bird I have met, who doesn't like to snuggle up in the morning, under the covers, and get a morning kiss.. its usually me who's pulling away first.

If its not working for you.. its either of 2 things
1) something about you in the morning is turning her off. Visit the bathroom first, have a wash, check yourself out. If all is fine, then its

2) she has some weird aversion to intimacy in the morning. Maybe she needs to eat first. Maybe she feels unattractive in the morning. Maybe she just wants to get with some routine. Who knows..

if you don't have the patience to give her therapy, then find another bird..

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Ever consider EARLY early morning sex? Go to bed in the evening and wake up around 1am or so, get busy and then go back to sleep?

 

[bigforearms]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Ever consider EARLY early morning sex? Go to bed in the evening and wake up around 1am or so, get busy and then go back to sleep?

Bah, 1am doesn't count as morning sex. 1am is foreplay for sex after going out. Morning sex only counts when you've both just had a night's sleep. Your sex hormones go nuts just after you wake up from a long sleep, so it makes the sex better for a lot of people.

 

[iqqi]

why don't you try seducing her?

there are many ways to do this. for instance, if the sex was good as hell the night before, or if you left her yearning, then in the morning, get out of bed without even acknowleging her next to you. but make sure she is up. then take a shower, and come back to the room with just a towel wrapped around your waist, and water dripping on your chest...um...if you have a nice chest...

then just do things, pretending like you are unaware she is watching you, to show off. let the towel slip below your waist bone, and KNOW that you are the sexiest man alive. i dunno, maybe i'm just a horny morning person, but that would do it for me.

if all else fails, try to wake her up with some oral...

 

[Cremasta]

Stop giving it to her the night before... then the next morning have a pull in the bed next to her, ask her if she wants it all over her sheets or not

 

[PEACEDJ]

A girl and I were having sex the night before we fell asleep and she wanted to use a strawberry scented condom and I didn't have anything but regular ones so the next morn. I got up early went and got the strawberry ones and when I cameback we immediately had sex in the morn. again.

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

Morning sex is best attempted on weekends or holidays when you have no where to be and you can just lie in bed together for a while. So pick a day when neither of you has anything much important to do. Saturday morning works for me, because you can both just kick back and watch cartoons.

Go grab the paper and some breakfast in bed if it means not getting up later.

Just relax and enjoy the morning (which, for all intensive purposes begins when you wake up). After both of you are casually relaxed, and coherent...look deep into her eyes, tell her she's beatiful and give her a kiss.

You might have to do this once or twice, but it'll happen and when it does, it will most assuredly be worth your effort.

-CyranoDeBergerac

 

[technickel]

I agree with making sure you have a lot of extra time in the morning. If you're trying to do this a hlaf hour before you both work, good luck. It definitely needs to be a relaxing morning.

I used to do it in the morning all the time with an ex of mine, I really like the mornings too (if not both morning and night). I would usually wake up with some extra lumber downstairs so I would spoon her (she was still sleeping). Then start caressing her legs. She would wake up very aroused and we would get right to it. It sounds like you've tried this already though and you're running out of options. I would say NEXT if this is really bothering you.

technickel

 

[myfriendblu]

Dump her. why not? She isn't gonna change. if you ask me, people are WAY to easily strayed onto something and not enough NEXTING is going on. NEXT. If a girl has REALLY HIGH IL, she will have it anytime, anyplace. Sounds to me like wishy washy IL....

 

[crackhead]

it sounds bad, but i've had some good morning sex with a girl when we were both pretty much still drunk from the night before... but it still had the mighty power of morning sex

maybe you can try to pull it off by waking her up and she's still kinda got some giddy buzz factor going on

that is, if you guys drink

then if that works, perhaps you could condition her to liking it somehow

haha

 

[JoE BoXeR]

Dude don't rule out the possibility that for one reason or another it's an insecurity of hers. A lot of women I know don't even wanna be seen in the morning before they have a shower and apply make-up. She's probably feels ugly and at her most vulnerable so either give her a chance to get up and make herself look all pretty or else reassure her that she looks sexy through little compliments.

 

[Unregistered]

Dude don't rule out the possibility that for one reason or another it's an insecurity of hers. A lot of women I know don't even wanna be seen in the morning before they have a shower and apply make-up. She's probably feels ugly and at her most vulnerable so either give her a chance to get up and make herself look all pretty or else reassure her that she looks sexy through little compliments.

I'd also be willing to bet this is the case. Most chicks don't like to do it with a stinky ****, no matter how much you tell them you don't care.

 

[iqqi]

It is so true that women are insecure in the morning. even me sometimes

i have learned that when you first wake up, it is one of the most sexiest moments you can have. but many of my girlfriends will NOT even **** with you at first, some will, but only after they "go pee" (put on some mascara, concealer, whatever they can rush in the few minutes it normally takes to pee), and then they will come out a little fresher, hopefully unbeknownst to the guy.

"maybe it's natural. maybe its maybeline!"

see if you can notice this next time you sleep with a girl. its so hilarious, but true!

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by Cremasta
Stop giving it to her the night before... then the next morning have a pull in the bed next to her, ask her if she wants it all over her sheets or not

try that minus asking about the sheets. An ex-BF got me as hot as hell doing this.

 

[Don Juan Marco]

Get a new girlfriend bro!