More proof that older women aren't better

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Only person they are shaming and harming are themselves! This type of woman would be off my radar screen altogether anyways. I prefer the type that have some meat on their bones. If this is a way for them to compete that is too bad... for them, not me!!! A skinny women is disgusting, just as the humongous are. You have to find that middle ground. The fit types are good as well.
 

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SoldMySoul said:
Only person they are shaming and harming are themselves! This type of woman would be off my radar screen altogether anyways. I prefer the type that have some meat on their bones. If this is a way for them to compete that is too bad... for them, not me!!! A skinny women is disgusting, just as the humongous are. You have to find that middle ground. The fit types are good as well.
I agree. This is so important. I've fvcked a few waifs of late, and it's like fvcking thin air. It's better than fat ones by a long shot, but I'd hate to be a virgin male marrying a cocaine-skinny bride JUST Because the media pushes these runway models as the end-all be-all standard for beauty. I like 5'1" 110 lbs. and 5'7" 120 lbs, and 5'9" 125 lbs. All those will work in the sack for me. Plus, the inner wall of some girls' (usually fat) pvssies feels bumpy and rough textured. The best pvssies feel smooth and not as cavernous. That's a factor you can ONLY explore to know for sure when you're under the hood. You never know how a woman will be on the inside, but the more you fvck, the more you can kinda predict what they're insides will be like, by looking at them on the outside.
 

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Dear Backbreaker,
Proof?a few isolated cases.....May I suggest you go back to the wise advice One of your elder Statesman gave a young Man a few hundred years ago....You should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful.
Sincerely Your affectionate Friend,Benjamin Franklin.
 

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Scaramouche said:
Dear Backbreaker,
Proof?a few isolated cases.....May I suggest you go back to the wise advice One of your elder Statesman gave a young Man a few hundred years ago....You should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful.
Sincerely Your affectionate Friend,Benjamin Franklin.
i was going to say, that sounds alot like ben franklin.
 

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I'm not going to complain, we could do with fewer fatbodies in the West. In the USA the average woman is 5'4" and 164.3lbs. That puts them squarely in the overweight category of the BMI. FYI, they're considerably heavier than they were just 40 years ago and unlike men, they are heavier in the younger brackets whereas older women gained less. Men on the other hand gained their weight in the older age brackets, so younger men aren't piling on the pounds like women are.
 

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Nutz said:
... so younger men aren't piling on the pounds like women are.
I am wondering how women deny and shift accountability for this .
After all, the blame for every other unfortunate incident that befalls them is transfered to men (or one in particular.)

"He made me eat that cheeseburger" somehow sounds hollow and unconvincing.
Never mind, the womans network is immensely creative when it come to twisting reality in order to maintain it's magical opinion of it's members.
 

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jophil28 said:
womans network is immensely creative when it come to twisting reality in order to maintain it's magical opinion of it's members.
AMEN!
 
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