Moments of Pure Terror

[Vending Machine Veteran]

As grown men in Western society, we don't have many of these, but I will give you a recent experience of mine, and would love to hear yours.

I entered a port-a-potty a few weeks ago and immediately had spider webs in my face. I think you all know the feeling of walking into a spider's web. Cringe.

After wiping the silky webbing off my face and surveying the sh1t unit, I commenced my morning, post-coffee urination.

Mid-stream, a warm drop of dew - which had accumulated on the ceiling overnight - fell from its resting place and landed on my bald head.

If the subsequent flailing had been caught on video, I'd be a household name.

 

[sevbucmash]

I once had this worker, and the guy was suppose to go sell a cell phone, well, he left with cell phone and never came back. He was a junkie and kept the money for himself. Luckily I had his stuff in my office, watch, documents, bank cards. So I throw his stuff out, abviously keep the good stuff like watch. When he comes around he makes some excuses, I told him to get lost and I told him I threw all his crap away including his IDs and bank cards. I told him to get lost.

Time goes by, I close my place and exit the shopping center through the back door, it's evening. This guy meets me and walk into the shopping center telling me, come with me, I got your money, come on, I'll give it to you. I understand this is murder scenario, he wants me in, stabs me, robs me. I call my guy tell him what's happeing and walk away. During this time pure horror. Adrenaline rushes into you. Your hearing and vision shuts down, you stop hearing stuff around you, you only hear your heart beat. Your vision focuses and the time sloooowwwws waaaaay dooooowwnn. It's pure panic.