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I assure you this has nothing to do with the current mood of the forum re: mods, but I am curious what qualifications one needs to become a moderator on this board. Do you have to submit an application essay, is it based on post quality, post count, or something else?
 

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Originally posted by doctoroxygen
I assure you this has nothing to do with the current mood of the forum re: mods, but I am curious what qualifications one needs to become a moderator on this board. Do you have to submit an application essay, is it based on post quality, post count, or something else?
Allen posts asking for moderators. You email him why you think you should be a moderator (along with how often you visit the site.) After that, there is a secret process of moderator things and then new moderators are chosen.
 

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Re: Re: Moderator Qualifications

Originally posted by Eternal
there is a secret process of moderator things
We get really stoned and then we pick whoever's name makes us laugh the hardest.
 

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don't forget who can handle criticism the best. Gio and the rest of the mods sure take alot of sh!t because of there "nazism" around the forum. :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by baseballDJ
don't forget who can handle criticism the best. Gio and the rest of the mods sure take alot of sh!t because of there "nazism" around the forum. :rolleyes:
Hence the reason moderators are chosen on (get this people), MATURITY! :cool:
 

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Gio and eternal were chosen because:

1) They don't work or go to school

2) They never go to sleep

3) They never turn off their computer

4) They don't have any real life friends

5) They have good typing skills

6) They enjoy posting more than the entire forum members combine.

7) They never go to sleep

8) They never go to sleep

9) They love to argue

10) They never go to sleep


Did I forget anything:confused:
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Gio and eternal were chosen because:

1) They don't work or go to school

2) They never go to sleep

3) They never turn off their computer

4) They don't have any real life friends

5) They have good typing skills

6) They enjoy posting more than the entire forum members combine.

7) They never go to sleep

8) They never go to sleep

9) They love to argue

10) They never go to sleep


Did I forget anything:confused:
You left out the part where we are related to Allen.

Yes, that was a joke.
 

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Back when I first started coming here and they posted looking for moderators, I really wanted to apply... just to see what they'd say. LOL.

Maybe there SHOULD be one female mod, just to keep the other attention *****s in check.
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Back when I first started coming here and they posted looking for moderators, I really wanted to apply... just to see what they'd say. LOL.

Maybe there SHOULD be one female mod, just to keep the other attention *****s in check.
There was one before.

I don't know if anymore females have applied since then.
 

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LOL! Sexy_Malibu! That was a good one.

Seabreeze: Um, my name is seabreeze and....I'm an attention whoore on DJ Forum. (face in hands, sob, sob)

Sexy: Welcome, seabreeze. We accept you just the way you are. Group hug, ladies! Hey watch the boobs!
SB:D
 

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Originally posted by seabreeze
LOL! Sexy_Malibu! That was a good one.

Seabreeze: Um, my name is seabreeze and....I'm an attention whoore on DJ Forum. (face in hands, sob, sob)

Sexy: Welcome, seabreeze. We accept you just the way you are. Group hug, ladies! Hey watch the boobs!
SB:D
LMFAO. And of course all meetings would be publicly broadcast, so we can get as much attention as possible.

Who was the female mod? (When I was thinking of applying I was going through a big 'procrastination' stage at work and was on here ALL THE TIME... I think I would have been a good mod ;)).
 

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Originally posted by doctoroxygen
I assure you this has nothing to do with the current mood of the forum re: mods, but I am curious what qualifications one needs to become a moderator on this board. Do you have to submit an application essay, is it based on post quality, post count, or something else?
the only thing they ask of you, is to have a computer:p
 

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If I was stoned, it is possible that the name Sexy_Malibu would make me laugh. Especially if I said it like... "Sexxxxxy Maliboooooooo". Then I would start laughing at my fingers.

I dunno, based on that qualification you might just make it.
 
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AND IF YOU KISS HIS ASS *AS U WERE* AND LICK HIS BALLS...

TA DAAAA YOU WILL BECOME A MOLESTER!

OOPS SPELL CHECK MODERATOR
 

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Originally posted by CutiepiieReturns
AND IF YOU KISS HIS ASS *AS U WERE* AND LICK HIS BALLS...

TA DAAAA YOU WILL BECOME A MOLESTER!

OOPS SPELL CHECK MODERATOR
Shut the hell up, troll.
 

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AND IF YOU KISS HIS ASS *AS U WERE* AND LICK HIS BALLS...

TA DAAAA YOU WILL BECOME A MOLESTER!

OOPS SPELL CHECK MODERATOR
Gi, just how much do I have to kiss your ass before I become a mod? ;)
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Gi, just how much do I have to kiss your ass before I become a mod? ;)
I dunno, alls I know is you aren't there yet.
 

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Gi, just how much do I have to kiss your ass before I become a mod? ;)
Who said it was his ass you have to kiss? :p
 

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what if he has hemaroids, do we still kiss his ass? :p
 
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