Round house kicks? Common, they're about as practical as throwing ninja stars.
Sorry guys, I hate MMA.
Your sister would be dead and probably her bf too. I agree with your first paragraph, not the second. MMA and the MAJORITY of the people who train in it and teach it are gym bro meatheads, cops and bouncers who want to throw their weight around because they realize they wasted all this time in the gym with little to show for it. MMA is basically all the guys who are wannabe bad asses and want to pretend that they are going to the Octagon for a shot at the belt. They're martial art SPORTS FANS. They might learn a couple of punches and kicks but they know everything there is to know about MMA superstars, their win counts and weight classes. They visualize themselves as these ring lords, bouncing around with their hands up as if their in front of a studio audience. MMA doesn't train you to deal with the guy who is getting up after you wack him to hammer your head in with a brick or broken bottle or waiting for you outside with a pipe wrench. It doesn't give you eyes in the back of your head and doesn't train you to deal with multiple attackers (that's Hollywood). It gives you a seriously fall sense of security as you try to apply rules to a place that have none. Most normal people can't take a punch. Anyone here who has been knocked out, knows that as soon as that happens, you are on the ground for a good 5 minutes while you see stars. You are basically dead. If no one is around, your attacker is going to either kick you in the face until your skull caves in or keep hammering away until you are a brain dead pulp. I don't know where people get off thinking they can just punch a guy or put someone in a headlock and that 'Tap Out' means a handshake at the end. Oh yeah --> MMA.
This bar fight baloney can be easily avoided by situational awareness, why are you in a bar in the first place? Someone grabs your girlfriend? 911. If you choose to sort it out, you are risking death or irreversible brain damage. Most things can be sorted with a bit of communication. If you are some drunk MMA wannabe, the first thing you are doing is trying to size up the guy, stupid stupid stupid... This is Gym bro behavior. Pushing and shoving? That's telegraphing that you are Hollywood and not ready for a reality check. Someone with a bit of training, is going to capitalize on this opportunity, close in quick, either knock you out, slash you with a knife or grab your head, twist it and throw you [Judo] before you can react. But really, they should be buying you a beer first, making friends and then letting the air out of your tires with a switch blade and stealing your cell phone when you're drunk.
But lets talk realism here, damage, I had a guy hit me on my head with the flat end of a long sword and it busted my neck and gave me a concussion. I was in a radar for months before I got proper treatment. This was during training too, but the amount of pain, mixed with stars... this was an accident, outside of school, no one is coming back from that to throw a punch, you are fcked. period. Now your girl is too. Great. A gun would have sorted everything right quick.
A person should learn to fight so that they never have to. You learn so you realize that haymakers and karate kicks are just for show. Real fights don't end with a victor, everyone loses. You should figure a way to bow out, apologize and leave if you can. Most guys just want their ego stroked because they are insecure losers who spend the majority of their day staring into a mirror at the gym and wacking off to gay porn at night. A fight with a black belt might last a second or two, while an MMA guy is going to try and take this to ground and do all kinds of fancy bs while he mouths' off and gloats. Either way, you now have to find a way to get to Mexico without being spotted first. The guys on TV? Please fellas that's Hollywood. There are no rules in real life.
Kyle Rittenhouse should have ran for the border. Learn from his mistakes, don't go looking for trouble, don't telegraph it and once you do something, get in and get out because the police are not your friend.