MILF UPDATE~ and please give me advice

[verysuave]

this is from http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124271

So, i just finished watching fantastic 4 tonight and when I checked my phone after the movie, i noticed i have 1 missed call. And guess who it was from. That milf from work =). Called around 8:30 pm.

I didn't bother calling her back on this tonight since I wasn't gona have time for that.

Anyway, fyi, im a virgin at 26 and I feel like im gona be going fom Level 0 to level 100 if i end up having sex with her sometime soon hopefully.

Ok so here are some questions:
When I go over to her place, there is no need to "get her drunk" and crap like that right? You go straight into sex????? (please explain into detail how it normally goes with women who are in their late 30's.) Like, I said, im a virgin and have no sexual experience. LOL.. kinda sad huh.

Anything else I didn't cover? please post here. I've looked up milf threads and none of them really went into specifics. All I read was "I boned a 45 year old milf" and that was it.

THANKSXXX

 

[ozzfest]

your going from a phone message to sex. don't jump ahead of yourself. just play it out and see what happens. if you think about it too much you'll drive yourself nuts. paralysis by analysis. just call her, see where it goes...take it minute by minute. you;ll be fine.

 

[verysuave]

Lets hear it from those guys who have HAD SEX with milfs and please explain in details. I didn't find any information at all from the previous posts. I thought the purpose of this of this forum is for helping each other out. Please if you are going to reply, post something helpful. Thanks

 

[joekerr31]

my advice is simple. let her lead.

she will give you CRYSTAL clear signs if shes ready to get it on. the fact that you are going over to her place suggests that she's probably planning on sleeping with you (that's typically how adults do things - an evening invite to someones place is as good as saying that provided the mood is right someone is getting laid).

beyond what posteres have arleady told you, you'll have to be more specific about the advice you want.

do you want to know how to actually f*ck her kind of thing?
its the same as with any woman (except MILFs are 10x as appreciative of your services )

 

[verysuave]

my advice is simple. let her lead.

she will give you CRYSTAL clear signs if shes ready to get it on. the fact that you are going over to her place suggests that she's probably planning on sleeping with you (that's typically how adults do things - an evening invite to someones place is as good as saying that provided the mood is right someone is getting laid).

beyond what posteres have arleady told you, you'll have to be more specific about the advice you want.

do you want to know how to actually f*ck her kind of thing?
its the same as with any woman (except MILFs are 10x as appreciative of your services )

Hi joeker, thankss for the input. Thats a little bit better. Ok, LIke i said, im a freaking virgin. So this whole thing is like jumping from level 0 to level 100.

So, lets just say, i arrive at her house. Im there, she's there. Her kid is sleeping. WHAT NOW???? What's the normal routine? Is she going to lead me to the bedroom right away??? are we going to have a little talk?? am i going to eat the food she prepared for me? ( lol ) am i going to play dumb and be like "so can I use your bathroom"??? or what????? << This is what I want to know SPECIFICALLY

PROVIDE ME WITH STEP BY STEP guide please. ( i know this sounds ridiculous by the way it sounds and I know people on this board are dying to troll this thread after reading this)

THANK YOU.

 

[joekerr31]

if her kid is there she probably isnt looking to have sex. single women tend not to screw you with their kid sleeping int he next room.

assuming the kid isn;t there..

- youll come over
- she be happy to see you
- youll sit down and eat supper
- then maybe watcha movie
- then start making out during hte movie
- then feel her up
- then youll suggest you go to the bedroom
- she'll say yes but want to go to the washroom first (this is to make sure her p*ssy is clean for you)
- youll lay on the bed waiting
- she'll come in and lay down beside you
- then you nail her

unless you guys have talked about having sex. then she might jump your bones when you walk through the door.

either way, there is no set formula for these things. just go over, hang out, flirt, make out, then try to get in her pants.

simple.

 

[joekerr31]

as for nailing her...

youll kiss and suck her t*ts and p*ssy in the beginning. she'll give you a blow job. then when she's ready she will let you know and will want you to f*ck her.

youll do that until you blow your load. then either its over, or you have stamina to go a second and third time.

no one can give you step by step on how to screw a woman. but its a pretty damn simple process - very hard to screw it up (no pun intended).

 

[edger]

Yes, there are many posters here who claim that MILF's are easy to bang, etc., but that's crap. Every time I see those posts, I know that the poster has likely never fvucked a hot, older woman.

EXACTLY, you know how it works. Everyone thinks MILFS are an easy lay. Hah, bullf*ckinsh*t! They are just like any other woman. If they are HOT, they will put you through as many hurdles as any HOT 27 year old woman will to get in her pants.

Great post Espi, I've been meaning to get that one out too.

 

[edger]

And Espi, you know what's funny too..there's this older woman where I work, she's gotta be pushin' 48 in my opinion. Although while I'd say she's attractive, I wouldn't say she's HOT. And this woman walks around the place nose high up in the air, thinks she's the sh*t, and has a wall up the size of Jericho. It would take a lot of good game to bag this woman. I've never tried to game her because I'm picky, I'm personally not that into her, but most guys would be and are. So once again, MILF's AREN'T easy lays like everyone thinks.

 

[ozzfest]

hhahaha step by step?? go buy a How to book.

 

[edger]

Yes, there are many posters here who claim that MILF's are easy to bang, etc., but that's crap.

And Latinoman, why don't you read this above.

And you say, MILF's settle for guys without the honed DJ skills to pull off hot 27 year old women?

 

[Cash37]

I hope you pull it off verysuave! Keep us updated!

 

[verysuave]

So, no game is needed on MILFS at that age?? just direct game with some light teasing can do the trick?

I feel like my guard is down when talking to her. Since, it feels like an EASY lay.
or should I have my guard up like the way i would with 18-24 year olds?

 

[wildleopard]

hey hi..

ive been reading your post for sometime as im in the same situation.. so any updates on your situation? did you bone her yet?

 

[Mr.Positive]

as for nailing her...

youll kiss and suck her t*ts and p*ssy in the beginning. she'll give you a blow job. then when she's ready she will let you know and will want you to f*ck her.

youll do that until you blow your load. then either its over, or you have stamina to go a second and third time.

no one can give you step by step on how to screw a woman. but its a pretty damn simple process - very hard to screw it up (no pun intended).

If it's your first time, you are going to naturally want to rush things. If you can take your time and enjoy getting her worked up first. Think of it as a whole process, not just the f*cking part. This way you will learn more than just b*nging away at her.

Also, important, bring your OWN protection. Do not rely on her to supply it. For several reasons, but the most important, is that you really don't know her yet (as a trustworthy person). That takes time. Women have been known to poke needles through condoms to trap a guy. Not a great thought, Just be aware and protect yourself.

 

[Latinoman]

Take this to the bank...if the 48 or the upper 30s MILF would have shown any attraction toward me...I would have fVcked them both by now. And that you can take to the bank.

A single HOT 27 year old woman has a LOT more options than an old single mother. And THAT you can also take to the bank.

 

[Jestor]

this is from http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124271

So, i just finished watching fantastic 4 tonight and when I checked my phone after the movie, i noticed i have 1 missed call. And guess who it was from. That milf from work =). Called around 8:30 pm.

I didn't bother calling her back on this tonight since I wasn't gona have time for that.

Anyway, fyi, im a virgin at 26 and I feel like im gona be going fom Level 0 to level 100 if i end up having sex with her sometime soon hopefully.

Ok so here are some questions:
When I go over to her place, there is no need to "get her drunk" and crap like that right? You go straight into sex????? (please explain into detail how it normally goes with women who are in their late 30's.) Like, I said, im a virgin and have no sexual experience. LOL.. kinda sad huh.

Anything else I didn't cover? please post here. I've looked up milf threads and none of them really went into specifics. All I read was "I boned a 45 year old milf" and that was it.

THANKSXXX

No need to get her drunk or any girl for that matter. The minute you walk in the door take your shoes off, make yourself comfortable and start kissing her slowly, and go from there.

 

[Latinoman]

And Latinoman, why don't you read this above.

And you say, MILF's settle for guys without the honed DJ skills to pull off hot 27 year old women?

Listen, I don't care what anyone is saying. ANY woman will go for the higher bidder. But...a man with options will always pick the best available woman for him.

A) hot, single, professional, educated 27 year old woman

Or

B) "hot", MILF, 48 year old woman.

Now...there some very good looking...high quality women in their 40s out there. You can rest assure that NONE settle for 27 year old men. As a 27 year old man cannot be competition for an established DJ in his 40s. That's a fact of life.

Physically speaking the generation gap between men have shrinked considerably. That's thankful to the life and messed up diet the younger generation of men (in addition to growing up sitting in their butt watching tv, playing nitendo, and surfing the net). Do you think women don't know that?

At 39 I've ****ed women much younger than me...involved women with men in their late 20s too.

And I'm sure other men in their 30s and 40s have done the same.

That 48 woman would drop on her knees for a 56 year old CEO. You see? She has very little window of oportunity to find a desireable man. And she is not going to messed it up by sleeping around with men she considers kids.

My point Edger is that sometimes you have to bring to the table more than the "I'm young". A smart mature woman knows she can get great sex for a man in his 40s. And she knows she can get more than sex if he is established too.

So...what do you bring to the table? Age? Today there is very little difference between 27 and
35. Are you an alpha male? Alpha men LEAD.

I'm not picking on you. I'm simpy trying to get you to think and value yourself more.

 

[Latinoman]

Here is my advice. Simply play it cool.

Trying to memorize a cook book of steps is simply ridiculous.

Now...hopefully you have kissed lot of women. A great kisser tends to have two things for him

1- confidence

2- ability to "wow" a woman

Just relax. If you have sex and "mess it up". Just show confidence that you will get her good next time around. Remember...most men (virgin or not) are terrible with sex. At least you will be due to inexperience. However, with time you will learn that what might work with one woman will probably turn off another.

That's the advantage of having sex with women in their early 20s. Most of them still learning their bodies or have been involved with men that lack the experience to explore their bodies and teach them.

You make a woman in that age group c-um. You can certaintly be able to make ANY woman (healthy woman) c-um.

But as a virgin...you get what you get. Hey, you might be a natural! And if you are healthy...and can reload...even better!

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Lets hear it from those guys who have HAD SEX with milfs and please explain in details. I didn't find any information at all from the previous posts. I thought the purpose of this of this forum is for helping each other out. Please if you are going to reply, post something helpful. Thanks

Very simple. Call her up, and immediately, don't get into a long convo, ask her
"Hey, when are you gonna cook for me?"

That's just to set up the get-together. After dinner, slowly escalate physically until you have her begging for more.

That will take care of so many things, and you can just show up to her place and let it be.