ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
You're fat/overweight/obese/morbidly-obese/chunky/chubby/heavy/big/big-boned/overfat/large/thick/round/any other fvcking reference to fat simply because you don't work hard enough at it to actually get into shape!!!
But why can he/she eat so much and not gain any weight at all?
Well to be honest it is most likely because that person exercises more than you and don't lie to yourself about it either.
But what if that person doesn't exercise as much as I do?
Quit lying to yourself, they do exercise more than you. But in the rare cases where that isn't true, it is because your body doesn't absorb everything you eat dummy! They rarely eat at all (maybe a few snacks here or there that don't have a lot of calories), so when they do actually eat, they are able to eat a sh!t ton of food. But guess what? Like I said, your body doesn't absorb everything you eat. It only absorbs a small amount of what you actually eat. Plus, your body may rejects certain foods. Some bodies reject more types of food than others so that is why some are skinnier than others as well.
I have a friend who eats only junk food and he/she is still skinny.
Well guess what sherlock? It doesn't take long to realize that their body rejects that sort of food and doesn't absorb it (it is harsh on the kidneys though so it can suck for those people later on in life if they don't start eating healthy). Yours does though? Well you simply lost the genetic lottery there. That's still no excuse for you to stay fat though.
I don't believe you. They just naturally have a very fast/high metabolism and that is all genetics.
My hairy a$$ it is!!! And fvck you too for thinking that way you lazy fat fvck! Genetics only affects a small part of metabolism. So get up off your lazy fat ass and do something! Exercise! People with extremely high metabolisms get it that high because they exercise. That is the only way to keep your metabolism up! And guess what? Those people with high metabolisms also eat a lot more too! A helluva lot more than their bodies can burn. But they exercise! That's why they are skinny.
What do you do to stay in shape?
A lot more than you or anyone else I have ever met (save for Olympic athletes, but I do train like some of them though...).
Monday: 6:45 AM - 8:30 AM Lift with guidance from trainer (he isn't some rinky dink guy on roids, though he looks like it. He has a lot of credibility, I looked him up and he even has his own Wikipedia page that said a lot of stuff that I have never even heard him mention before, but he did train Olympic athletes before and was a professional himself too).
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice (coach is a former NCAA champ/runner up in something for swimming, but never said specifics to which event.
Tuesday: 6:00 AM - 7:30 AM Swim practice.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Wednesday: 6:45 AM - 8:30 AM Lift with guidance from trainer.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Thursday: 6:00 AM - 7:30 AM Swim practice.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Friday: 6:45 AM - 8:30 AM Lift with guidance from trainer.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Saturday: 7:30 AM - 10:30 AM Swim practice (it really isn't set in stone like that. The coach has a practice set up for what we will do that day. It's more like once we finish all the sets that he has + maybe a few extras he wanted us to do that isn't on the practice sheet, then we are done. Sometimes practice is done at 10:00 or 11:00, but usually we are done a little bit past 10:30. We're done when we're done).
Sunday: Day off (finally!!!)
Now if I can do all of that, have a heart problem, AND be the fastest person on the team, then you can get up off your lazy ass and move. I don't care how you do it. Just do it.
(This is partially a note to myself so don't take it personal. However, I do hate fat people so there is that to consider if you are fat yourself.....)
But why can he/she eat so much and not gain any weight at all?
Well to be honest it is most likely because that person exercises more than you and don't lie to yourself about it either.
But what if that person doesn't exercise as much as I do?
Quit lying to yourself, they do exercise more than you. But in the rare cases where that isn't true, it is because your body doesn't absorb everything you eat dummy! They rarely eat at all (maybe a few snacks here or there that don't have a lot of calories), so when they do actually eat, they are able to eat a sh!t ton of food. But guess what? Like I said, your body doesn't absorb everything you eat. It only absorbs a small amount of what you actually eat. Plus, your body may rejects certain foods. Some bodies reject more types of food than others so that is why some are skinnier than others as well.
I have a friend who eats only junk food and he/she is still skinny.
Well guess what sherlock? It doesn't take long to realize that their body rejects that sort of food and doesn't absorb it (it is harsh on the kidneys though so it can suck for those people later on in life if they don't start eating healthy). Yours does though? Well you simply lost the genetic lottery there. That's still no excuse for you to stay fat though.
I don't believe you. They just naturally have a very fast/high metabolism and that is all genetics.
My hairy a$$ it is!!! And fvck you too for thinking that way you lazy fat fvck! Genetics only affects a small part of metabolism. So get up off your lazy fat ass and do something! Exercise! People with extremely high metabolisms get it that high because they exercise. That is the only way to keep your metabolism up! And guess what? Those people with high metabolisms also eat a lot more too! A helluva lot more than their bodies can burn. But they exercise! That's why they are skinny.
What do you do to stay in shape?
A lot more than you or anyone else I have ever met (save for Olympic athletes, but I do train like some of them though...).
Monday: 6:45 AM - 8:30 AM Lift with guidance from trainer (he isn't some rinky dink guy on roids, though he looks like it. He has a lot of credibility, I looked him up and he even has his own Wikipedia page that said a lot of stuff that I have never even heard him mention before, but he did train Olympic athletes before and was a professional himself too).
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice (coach is a former NCAA champ/runner up in something for swimming, but never said specifics to which event.
Tuesday: 6:00 AM - 7:30 AM Swim practice.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Wednesday: 6:45 AM - 8:30 AM Lift with guidance from trainer.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Thursday: 6:00 AM - 7:30 AM Swim practice.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Friday: 6:45 AM - 8:30 AM Lift with guidance from trainer.
3:15 PM - 6:00 PM Swim practice.
Saturday: 7:30 AM - 10:30 AM Swim practice (it really isn't set in stone like that. The coach has a practice set up for what we will do that day. It's more like once we finish all the sets that he has + maybe a few extras he wanted us to do that isn't on the practice sheet, then we are done. Sometimes practice is done at 10:00 or 11:00, but usually we are done a little bit past 10:30. We're done when we're done).
Sunday: Day off (finally!!!)
Now if I can do all of that, have a heart problem, AND be the fastest person on the team, then you can get up off your lazy ass and move. I don't care how you do it. Just do it.
(This is partially a note to myself so don't take it personal. However, I do hate fat people so there is that to consider if you are fat yourself.....)