Merry sh!tmas!

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Immaculate

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Well as you all know by now I'm facing this DWI charge.

I'm not celebrating sh!tmas this year.

No gifts, nothing.

Not even celebrating new years.

Moral of this story

If you ever go out and drink, take a taxi home. This sucks.

I have to wait over a month for my trial to see what they are going to do to me.

Any positive experience can come out this?

I wonder how many others people are out there right now getting DWI's. It's that time of year.
 

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What a year for me.

Lost my job due to some racist a$$holes, and today they called wanting me to come back.

Almost died in a car wreck.

Got a DWI.

Met tons of girls, even got laid, but hey were all b!tches.

So how was your year?
 

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Yeah, boo frickin hoo.

You did the crime. Stop whining about having to deal with the punishment. Actions have consequences.
 

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hey at least I offered some advice.

Tell me the truth... you never drank and drove? You did, you just never got caught right?

That makes you no better than me.
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate
hey at least I offered some advice.

Tell me the truth... you never drank and drove? You did, you just never got caught right?

That makes you no better than me.
Don't presume to know me.

What I do know is that when I mess up I don't whine about the fall out. I cop it on the chin. I don't want to flame you, I just think it is messed up to try to get sympathy for your situation. Think about it.
 

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read my orig post

I offered advice to EVERYBODY

if you ever drink, TAKE A TAXI HOME

and you didn't answer my question... I don't want sympathy... I got that last night when my girl sucked my balls.
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate

I offered advice to EVERYBODY

if you ever drink, TAKE A TAXI HOME
You are right. You offered great advice.

This advice is up there with:

If you are planning to screw a prostitute use a condom.

OR

If you are going sky diving, be sure to take a parachute.
 

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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
Got caught, and acted like a kiss ass to the cops, ya know brown nosing! I got off scott free, walked home, grabbed a few dislodged road markers and dislocated street signs until the cops cam back(new guys) who drove me home. I left again and smashed a few windows. Fun stuff!

So if I get busted for driving UNDER the influence, I am a dumbass and I should wallow in my self pity?

If you want a ****ing pissing match, than you came to the wrong place, nobody here REALLY wants to start using negative reinforcement and negative affirmations. Like kicking yourself today is going to change your life for the better tomorrow...

Merry christmas, when you do yourself in make sure it ain't no murder/suicide.






































Retard
WTF? Are you literate?
 

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Couple of my buddies have gotten DUIs. The good part is they are a bit more careful now.

You will be fine and be thankful for all you have. I can totally understand being a bit down, but if you have your health be happy.

As for me all my negative thinking this year no doubt led to my poor health of the last few months.

I have decided to work on my inner game. And so I think getting physically sick was important. A change was in need, I was stressed out and frustrated way too much this year.

From now on stuff is going to roll off my back.
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

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I lost my wife of almost nine years. She died in August, leaving me with our two little boys to raise.

Quit your f*cking whining, b*tch.
 

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I don't want sympathy... I got that last night when my girl sucked my balls.
It seems that it didn't help much.:cry:
 

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Originally posted by Easy Tiger
You are right. You offered great advice.

This advice is up there with:

If you are planning to screw a prostitute use a condom.

OR

If you are going sky diving, be sure to take a parachute.
:crackup:
 

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Immaculate,

The part about the job sucks. Yeah unfortunate, and a pain in the ass finding a new one. This sucks. I've lost a job becaus of nfair situations. Not fun.

Almost died in a carwreck? Is this seperate from the DWI? Or is that how you got caught, genius?? Under certain circumstances this sucks. If it was because you were just driving like a dumb cvnt, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Stop whining about the girls. Learn to go for quality. Get some standards. I'm not talking looks here, but behavioural standards. Since I've taken ths approach, I've only gotten one ***** out of it, and I've ruined my chances with a few decent girls. Take responsibility.

It's also going to be fun picking up some girls now if you lose your liscence for a year. Hell...maybe you can put a booster seat on the back of your bike so you can go on some dates? LOL...You won't be able to even drive a moped..That must suck for you.

Drinking under the influence (ie. more than a beer or two in you) is stupid It's your own damn fault you're getting charged. You didn't have to 1. drink and 2. drive. If you're loaded, then you should have gotten a taxi. Why would you whine about something like that?

You must burn a hole in that wallet with all the kleenex you need to buy.

Why don't you act your age and start taking some responsibility? You're pretty immature. It sucks having to grow up, but you have no choice.

I'm 20, and it's pretty bad I have to (as well as everyone else) point out how immature and irresponsible you are. If I wouldn't have looked at your age on your profile, I'd swear you were 17 or 18.
 

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I have no respect for DUI's. Sorry.
I hope you learned something.

And before you come back with the reply 'Well youve probably done it yourself just not been caught"... No, I wouldnt drink and drive in the first place. Its stupid. Its even more pathetic to see you come on here and feel sorry for yourself.
 

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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DUI is not immoral. If the government really wanted it to stop, they would require breathalizer devices to be put into cars to start them, like they do now for some chronic DUI offenders. But the economic fallout would be too much. There would hardly be any restaurants and bars left open. Millions of people would lose their jobs in this industry alone, and this one effect does not factor in the lost jobs for lawyers, police, and court staff.

DUI is just another voluntary tax to raise revenue for the state, like alcohol, gasoline, cigarettes, lottery tickets, etc. If you want to attach morals to these activities, you should be grateful to the collective drunk drivers of the world for lowering your taxes.

And yes, sometimes dui kills people, but lots of things kill people and we don't ban them. If safety were our number one goal, we would make cars illegal.
 

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I shouldn't have made this thread.. MODS just delete it please. yeah I was stressing at the time but it's my first offense, my lawyer and 2 magistrates and even the cop who arrested me says I'm looking at no jail time, just loss of license and classes/fines and crap...with a miracle I can get the charges dropped to wreckless, don't know how that can be pulled off. But this guy I work with pulled it off somehow.
Says his lawyer told him to wait outside the courtroom, not even go in. He blew like a .20 and got the charge dropped to wreckless.

I'm not stressing this as much as before, but whatever... you live and you learn, and if I go to jail I go to jail. We all gotta take our lumps in life.
 

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Immaculate, shut the f*ck up you crybaby b*tch. I'd bet my house no girl came close to your balls in the past 6 months. Get over yourself tool.

P.S. "Anything else" is where this post should be. We're talking about females in here, not crying over very preventable crimes that your dumb ass committed.
 

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f@ck off prick.. last time you got laid was in the 17nth century.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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