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Great sex, everything fine and getting more comfortable with other as it goes on. Nice meal, nice night by the fire,

-let's cut the crap-

She decides to get on top and I spin her round facing the other way for a change.

Starts grinding me, nice so far.

Hmm, getting harder now,

hmm, ok, I better give her a hand and push back...

ok, this is alright...

jeesus she's getting stronger, she's gonna grind my pecker to a pulp!

must push back!

should I say anything?

- hell no!

Faster? What are you kidding me? Oh my goD this is a workout now,

this is when I relise, she's not a tiny girl...

** -- It's me verses THE ASS!! --** (insert smily of abject fear)

At this point I'm looking at her ass... it's getting closer! Push back! Aggh! if she slips off she's gonna have all her wieght on my rod - it'll break! is it going to swallow my face?!
 

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Haha funny ****. I'll tell you my story now...

Me and the girl like to fyck a lot. The only thing is, I'm almost always either: On top, or doggy style. She is almost NEVER on top.

So anyways, the other day, she decides to get on top. But instead of sitting up, she lays down on me, as if in the missionary position. So as she starts humping, she is moving forward then back, forward then back, working my dyck in her. Well anyways, as she's getting close to orgasm, she's REALLY moving now. I weigh about 60lbs more than her, but she actually started moving my body back and forth on the bed. It was a weird feeling having this tiny girl making me slide all around the bed. I actually started to laugh, a lot. She kind of stopped and was wondering wtf I was laughing at. I just can't help it.
 
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I have an almost unhealthy fear that a woman will jump on me during sex and break my penis.
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I have an almost unhealthy fear that a woman will jump on me during sex and break my penis.
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it has hapened in the past.
 
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