englishman
Master Don Juan
I went diving in the Philippines last month. Never been there before but always got along with the Filipinos that I met here where I live.
So I booked a flight and a hotel, also figured out roughly where I would go in my 4 week trip.
Landed in Manila after a 13 hour overnight flight, then 2.5 hour bus ride and half hour boat to Puerta Galera.
This little place is a great diving spot and also has girly bars and you can rent a motorbike for a few bucks and burn around the island.
I had a great hotel room, nice balcony outside, and across the way there were was another hotel and always local girls on the balcony eating chatting laughing and smoking cigarettes. I figured they probably danced at one of the girly bars.
So I'd wave and say hi, and they always waved back and made conversation.
There was one particularly attractive sexy young thing that would precariously sit on the balcony railing with her back to the wall and legs stretched out, like she could fall off at any minute.
I asked her if she knew where I could get a massage as my neck was killing me... she said theres a place down the street and theyre pretty good...... but says she is good! and she can give me a massage!
So I was OK! sure!
She said Ill come over in 15 minutes.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later theres a knock on my door and there she is! with 2 of her friends
It was hot and I just on a pair of shorts, so they were all in my room and one of them said take your shorts off and lye on the bed.... I was stone cold sober and the middle of the afternoon! they were all giggling at me....
anyway I took em off and laid face down on the bed while the 3 of them massaged me and laughed at how white my azz was.
After about 15 minutes one of them left and I ended up having a 3 some with the 2 that were left! Was phukin wild!
Crazy place :rockon:
So I booked a flight and a hotel, also figured out roughly where I would go in my 4 week trip.
Landed in Manila after a 13 hour overnight flight, then 2.5 hour bus ride and half hour boat to Puerta Galera.
This little place is a great diving spot and also has girly bars and you can rent a motorbike for a few bucks and burn around the island.
I had a great hotel room, nice balcony outside, and across the way there were was another hotel and always local girls on the balcony eating chatting laughing and smoking cigarettes. I figured they probably danced at one of the girly bars.
So I'd wave and say hi, and they always waved back and made conversation.
There was one particularly attractive sexy young thing that would precariously sit on the balcony railing with her back to the wall and legs stretched out, like she could fall off at any minute.
I asked her if she knew where I could get a massage as my neck was killing me... she said theres a place down the street and theyre pretty good...... but says she is good! and she can give me a massage!
So I was OK! sure!
She said Ill come over in 15 minutes.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later theres a knock on my door and there she is! with 2 of her friends
It was hot and I just on a pair of shorts, so they were all in my room and one of them said take your shorts off and lye on the bed.... I was stone cold sober and the middle of the afternoon! they were all giggling at me....
anyway I took em off and laid face down on the bed while the 3 of them massaged me and laughed at how white my azz was.
After about 15 minutes one of them left and I ended up having a 3 some with the 2 that were left! Was phukin wild!
Crazy place :rockon: