Mature woman who hasn't liked sex since her early 20's laments that she wants husband

[MatureDJ]

http://www.salon.com/2013/03/31/my_year_on_match_com/

I had loved the sleeping alone part. I rarely missed sex: I had tiny boundary issues in all those years of drinking, and by my early 20s I had used up my lifelong allotment. I over-served myself. I do love what Wodehouse called the old oompus-boompus when it happens to be in progress, but wouldn’t go out of my way. Additionally, I have spent approximately 1,736 hours of this one precious life waiting for the man to finish, and pretending that felt good. And I want a refund.

What I missed was checking in all day with my person, daydreaming about him, and watching TV together at night. There, I’ve said it: I wanted someone to text all day, and watch TV with.

Maybe she has been single for so many years because she didn't give her man the one thing that makes a man want to marry a woman? :woo:

 

[Burroughs]

great post mature

this describes women's incredible stupidity

they want a man to live their lives with....tv, text all day, etc....

there is a way to get them

fvck them

fvck them a lot and often in wild positions

it takes maybe a few hours.....then you get a man for life

this is the idiocy of women

to get a man for life they won't put in a few hours a day

stupid, arrogant, desperate, retarded, women.



This arrogant cvnt is useless : I am skittish about relationships, as most of the marriages I’ve seen up close have been ruinous for one or both parties. In four-fifths of them, the men want to have sex way more often than the women do. I would say almost none of the women would care if they ever got laid again, even when they are in good marriages. They do it because the man wants to. They do it because it makes the men like them more, and feel close for a while, but mostly women love it because they get to check it off their to-do lists. It means they get a pass for a week or two, or a month.

It is not on the women’s bucket lists. I’m sorry to have to tell you this.

Also, 91 percent of men snore loudly – badly, like very sick bears. I would say that CPAP machines are the greatest advance in marital joy since the vibrator. It transforms an experience similar to sleeping next to a dying silverback gorilla into sleeping next to an aquarium.

And the women are not crazy about the men’s secret Internet porn lives. But perhaps we will discuss this at another time.

so lets get this straight arrogant cvnt biyach....you don't want to fvck the man...yet you resent him for watching porn....go kill yourself biyach

 

[Don_Dom]

She is looking for a marriage of convenience with a gay man, although she has no idea.

Yet another example of "intellectuals" managing to be simultaneously intelligent and complete morons. She pretentiously blathers on about valuing liberal politics and graduate degrees as if they are some kind of litmus test of the worth of a person, like they all seem to do, yet is completely clueless about what it is she is looking for. And presents it as if it is some great mystery of the universe because she, the smartest woman on the planet, can't see the obvious truth about herself.

These people think they are one of a kind and experiencing some keruac-esque groundbreaking journey, but they are really just the sad casualties of modern feminism. And they are not only a dime a dozen, they are also predictable as all hell. Yes, what this highly educated post-feminism baby boomer writes is as common, predictable, and as comedic as a teenage girl writing about popular boys at school and how they are jerks, but so dreamy too blah blah, just in s different stage of life. I would bet money that this women was writing the same "look at me" pieces as a teen, in college, as a young mother, etc....at every stage of her predictable and unremarkable life.

My God, the boomers are full of themselves, aren't they? Or is it just women, in general? In the words of Tucker Max, she needs to go drink some wine some and write angsty poetry. She wants the time she spent on waiting for men to finish back? I want the 5 mins I spent reading her predictable blather back. I did not expect to agree with or even like what she had to say, but I did hope it would at least be noteworthy or some kind of intellectual challenge.

Please. Get. Over. Yourselves.

 

[LMFAO]

What man would marry a 58 year old woman? Maybe they should mention that in the article or how dried up her vagina is.

 

[Don_Dom]

What man would marry a 58 year old woman? Maybe they should mention that in the article or how dried up her vagina is.

A 70 year old. Which she mentions in her article and isn't interested in. And, here, I thought I was screwed being into my 40s and not being attracted to women over 35 or most over 30. I have a tough row to hoe...She's royally screwed. And its because she drank the feminist cool aide.....that women can do whatever they want and, regardless of their outlook and the choices they have made, that they simultaneously DESERVE exactly what they want when they want it. She, like all of them, has a vision in her head of a man that very likely does not exist. Just read the arrogant tone of that article as she discusses this....It's not simply what she, as an individual is seeking and is willing to do the hard work to find....No, its, as a matter of course, what she DESERVES to have because its what she wants, and HOW DARE these men who clearly just don't get it approach her on the personals site that she decended from her feminist ivory tower to join!

What feminists intellectuals haven't seemed to grasp is that they can change society, they can feminize boys and men, they can empower women and neuter men in business and in the law, control speach thru political correctness, even control thought itself etc etc, but they will NEVER change the fundemental principles of heterosexual attraction. These people are intellectually arrogant. They think all things from the climate to economic behavior can be controlled and that they are the people to do the controlling. And to an extent they can. But human sexuality doesn't operate on an intellectual level. It never will. And no amount of jumping up and down and bullying by women, gay men, and white knights at academic conferences will change that.

Realistic feminists like Camille Paglia have tried to warn against this. And they dismiss her, marginalize her and call her names, like they do anyone who doesn't drink the coolaide and tow the party line. She went on record saying that women better not neglect finding a mate in their 20s, because if they do what the men their age do and wait till their 30s or later, they will miss their attraction window, while the guys will just look for younger women who happen to like older men. Needless to say, this went over like a fart in church.

This women is a victim of her own intellectual arrogance, as are all women and men.

 

[Down Low]

tl;dr

I didn't get past "Mature woman..." in the title. Thread might be the greatest ever, but it's not where I need to be at this point in my life.

 

[Fatal Jay]

I kid you not, this is her picture

http://smashey.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/lamott-3.jpg

 

[plate's_empty]

I'm sure there's someone out there for her. I'll tell you one thing....It ain't me.

 

[sodbuster]

She'd have to be able to suck a volkswagon through a garden hose....oh wait, she doesn't like sex... CATS in her future.

 

[Don_Dom]

I kid you not, this is her picture

http://smashey.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/lamott-3.jpg

There isn't enough booze or pills on the planet.

Besides, even if she wasn't heinous, you never EVER stick your **** in anything with dreads. You have no idea where they've been or what they've done when ****ed up, they have no standards (unless they are looking down on anyone remotely normal), and dreadie chicks are universally bat guano crazy. And they don't shave anything.

Yeah that's just what educated older men on match.com are looking for...Entitled ultra liberal 50 year-old stinky wookie broads with hairy pits.

 

[Burroughs]

For some reason, I get really pissd off when an ugly-to-average woman perceives herself as a hot babe. Annoys the fvuck out of me actually.

yes

now imagine how actual hawt girls perceive themselves

they probably think they poop out jesus christ and einstein in their turds every morning :trouble:

 

[pdx1138]

has a vision in her head of a man that very likely does not exist.

LOL!!

Reminds me of the intro to "Knight Rider."

She wants The Hoff / Michael Knight!!!

 

[Warrior74]

I kid you not, this is her picture

http://smashey.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/lamott-3.jpg

I almost choked on my vodka and then yelled at my screen for about 2 minutes straight. Fvcking bloody hell.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear MDJ,
Sadly she is like so many Women her age....One may rationalise their attitude by considering the comfortable life style a middle class woman may enjoy in a large City...Living off their Ex Husbands wealth in an apartment where the Body Corporate fixes all their home maintenance problems,they spend their time meeting friends in Coffee Shops,movies and shopping...Sure they have this idea that they might be happier with a Male,but thank the Good Lord,the high standards they set,mean they never have to bother themselves with doing anything about it...
As for her comments on a Sixty year old Womans sexuality,well I absolutely agree,they just lose interest,some keep going,but not many,mostly they are, just as she says,just doing it to keep their partner happy....For married guys this is bad news,but for the rest of us it can be a Smorgasbord,with an abundance of younger Women.