Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

Masturbation World Champion.

Quiksilver

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I don't think he needs another hand ... ;)

By the 11th hour he'd probably be desperate for some aloe vera or burn ointment, the chaffing would be aweful.
 

metoo

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must have a weak grip. 30 minutes would have me raw. :)
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Atom Smasher

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Two things pop out at me.

He says, "girls smell and are dirty".

And I love the "flag as inapporopriate" button under the video.
 

ArcBound

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SharinganUser said:
Japan's Jerkoff Champ

This guy holds the record for longest spank session at nearly 10 hours straight. He's even got a girlfriend. You've got to hand it to him.:whistle:
He's got a girlfriend for sure but doesn't the guy say himself she won't have sex with him which is why he turns to masturbating?
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

horaholic

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Who the hell came up with this "contest?"
 
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