Man who ejaculated in co-worker's water bottle ordered to pay restitution

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http://www.news1130.com/news/world/...ker-s-water-bottle-ordered-to-pay-restitution

SANTA ANA, Calif. - A U.S. man convicted of ejaculating into a co-worker's water bottle has been ordered to pay the woman more than $27,000.

The Los Angeles Times says a judge on Monday ordered Michael Kevin Lallana to pay the woman for loss of wages, therapy and medical expenses. Lallana was convicted earlier this year of two misdemeanour counts of battery.

Prosecutors say Lallana deposited his semen twice last year in the water bottle of a co-worker at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Co. in Newport Beach.

The woman drank from the bottle both times, throwing the first one away after detecting a foul taste. The second time she sent the bottle to a lab for testing.

Lallana was arrested in July 2010 and his DNA was later matched to the water bottle.
I bet the judge was a woman but the guy was a jerk off.
 

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Inquisitus said:
That's ****ing disgusting, she deserves the 27K.
It was disgusting, but how they determined it was 27k has to be factored in with the fact that she was a woman and claimed to be distraught. I am not saying the judgment is fair or not but it would be interesting whether a man would have gotten the same payment (or any payment at all) if he were the victim and another man ejeculated in his water bottle or another woman would have I don't know dipped her used bloody tampon instead.
 

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It happened at my high school but it was a popular guy doing it to the girl. She smiled and laughed.

Disgusting yes but think of the ramifications if this guy had Hepatitis or AIDS.

The only way this guy could've gotten caught was if he bragged about it or is some sort of sicko. In both cases hes an a$$hole and deserves everything he got. IMO 6 months jail time isn't enough. If someone did this to my wife/gf and I found out, he'd better hope he stays safe in jail for the rest of his life.

If in the case that he was a spouse or bf, then I can see this being an unfair case... but present evidence suggests that he's just some sick son of a *****..
 

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DJDamage said:
I bet the judge was a woman but the guy was a jerk off.
Just as a point of curiosity, I decided to check into it and the judge is a guy.
 

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Espi said:
That is one pathetic girl.
If the guy was the school geek the penitentiary population would count 1 more inmate.
 

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DJDamage said:
I bet the judge was a woman but the guy was a jerk off.
If some douchebag did that to me and I drank it by accident I would want more than $27K.

That **** is NOT ACCEPTABLE.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
It happened at my high school but it was a popular guy doing it to the girl. She smiled and laughed.
A lot of girl like to swallow. It all depends on if she's attracted to the guy. Of course if she was attracted to him he would be having her swallow it after getting a bj. I don't blame her that women only want it from a guy they are attracted to and even if she is she doesn't want it done that way.
 
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Imagine that some weirdo did that to a woman you loved. This guy must have a target on his head now from some dude.
 

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Ya, if it was my girl I'm sure I would be waiting outside of his house or work some night. Equipped with ski mask and the such of course.
 

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That is fcking disgusting. She deserves more then 27k, a hell of a lot more. imagine the stress of waiting for lab results deciding whether or not the guy had some STI. Fck that's like forcing someone to drink the semen out of a used condom - seriously what the fck, mental trauma aside, just wrong. Who the fck does that?! Guy got off light imo. should be in fcking jail.

Bloody disgusting creep.
 
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