I went to my local pizza parlor and asked for a slice. When he handed it to me, I realized I was submitting to his business model of selling pizza so I gave him the finger and walked out. I'm not going to submit to anyone. I'M in control of who gives the fvcking pizza around here.
Angry that this guy just tried to make me his little beta b!tch, I decided I needed a walk. I crossed the street to the park, and a speeding taxi clipped a cyclist and toppled him over. He looked like a busted his knee pretty badly, and asked me to call 911. I HATE taking orders. Not wanting to submit, I fvcking stomped his beta a$$, and make him MY b!tch. Because I'm alpha. I submit to no one.
My boss then called me, because it was Monday afternoon and I had an important client meeting I had missed. I didn't want to be in a submissive client-service role, so I told my boss to go eat sh!t and die. He fired me, and I lost a mid-6 figure career. That's fine. I won't submit to rent payments or bills anymore.
The cops then pulled their squad cars up to me, attempting to place me under arrest for assaulting the cyclist. They told me to put my hands behind my back, but I wouldn't be in a submissive role. I HATE taking orders from people. They tazed me and dragged me kicking and screaming into the cop car.
Now I'm in prison submitting to 300-lb inmates turning my a$$hole into meatball parm.