Making it taste better

[Logitech007]

I just started going down on my current gf. She doesn't smell and is always clean when I come over. When I went down for the first time the taste was neutral but at the same time odd (her juices and my own spit). Is there any way to sweeten the deal? We haven't used any whipped cream or fruit in the bed yet, but we'll probably get there. My main question is, are there any health hazards with what goes in or around the vagina? Let's say I'm licking fruit juices or whipped cream off of her breasts/stomach and then I go down (with a good taste in my mouth), will there be any problems?

Also, I think it was Mens Health who suggested swirling around champagne in the area too (the bubbles go to work on the sensitive areas), has anyone tried this?

thanks guys,
LOGITECH007

 

[Climax]

hmmm...

I have never had any problems in regards to going down on a chick and other substances having a negative affect on the girl... Just make sure that afterwards she cleans it out... Don’t want any cream going sour in there, now do we?

Anyways, something that I have realised to work nicely is Citrus juice... drink that just before going down on her.... apparently the juice of the citrus reacts well with the vagina *shrug* .. don’t know the detailed reasoning, but all I know is that it works... on some chicks

I have never tried the champagne thing... but if anyone has, I’m curious to know if it really DOES work or not.

Something that I thought up myself, is to put a strong mint tasting cream or whatever u can find under your nose before going down on a girl... This way you will be smelling mint (or whatever other smell you use) as appose to her pu$$y (and lets admit, no matter how hot the chick is, 99% of the time the smell of her pu$$y is NOT a nice smell.

A CLEAN pu$$y is also less likely to gather up dirt, stink etc... Not just clean literally, but also cleanly shaven pu$$y is a lot easier to work with, a lot more attractive than a bushy one, and from my experience, gives out less of an odder. So if you are having problems with the smell, then suggesting to your girl that she should shave could help (If you aren’t sure HOW to tell her that you want her to shave, then while u are shagging her say "hmm... I wonder what it would be like to shag you without that feeling of your pubic hair getting in the way *grin* " ... Then continue shagging her letting her know that you still find her attractive either way)


Laterz....

 

[spider_007]

it depends oh how helthy she eats. I know for a guy , if you eat pineaple (i think) your load will taset better for her. I'm sure something like that goes for women too....

-tell her to wash up before you come ower WITH OUT SOPE. sope tastes gross.

 

[Macgyver]

A clean shaven p*ssy as well as a wash in that area about an hour is always a good idea before oral play. I always instruct each girl to do that if they want some.

 

[Charppy]

well the couple of times I went down on a girl I didn't have much of a problem at all with smell...in fact she smelled just fine..both times..lol..the only thing that i kept running into was when I was eating her out i noticed I would get a really bad taste in my mouth..I wasn't sure why that was..I think it may have been the taste of her juices which didn't smell bad just had a funky taste to it...in fact her juices had a good smell to them...but just the occasional taste i got of them that kind of didn't set well on my tongue....anyway... I heard that if you have problems with this nasty taste it's a good idea to create a lot of your own saliva and let it gush out of your mouth which helps to wash away her juices a lil bit to decrease this..also try to brush your teeth before hand and perhaps keep your fingers away from where you lick just in case your fingers have something nasty on them or just make sure you wash your hands before you get busy...Just suggestions really..i'm no pvssy eating expert at all but that's been my experience anyway...Later!

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

it depends oh how helthy she eats. I know for a guy , if you eat pineaple (i think) your load will taset better for her.

Sorry had to laugh... in the Scarface outtakes, a bonus feature illustrates how the TV Version was cleaned up. When the police challenge Tony on the appearance of his face, he declares it came from "eating p----" in the movie version, and "Eating Pineapple" in the TV version.

Man, must have been a rough bunch of fruit on Cuba back in those days...

 

[saki]

what works real well is to go ahead and cream pie all over her vagina and then come back about an hour later and it will still be coming out so then you can go ahead and enjoy your cream pie

 

[ethnomethodologist]

saki, that's just wrong. I'm reporting your thread... temporary ban is in order for sure.... EWWWWWWW

Go to a health shop and buy a douche bag, and get some strawberry flavour drops. Should do the trick.

Use a lollipop or a icecream cone, it hits em twice. Two weeks ago one girl suggested I buy a multiflavoured ice cream stick, it was multicoloured, and made like a twizzler, as soon as she held it in her hand it was sailing from there, the thing was just as thick as my ****... and damn did she ever taste sweet.

I've never been with a girl long enough to see her eating habits, but I'm assuming from what I've seen that most girls enjoy sweet things. They don't each much junkfood, and they love fruits and vegetables at dinner... I rarely ever see girls eating nasty stuff like us dudes. They're all health freaks so their bodies are well maintained.

Heh, I think most of the bad smell still comes from yeast infections. Though there are times that I've run into Charppy's problem, smells great, but bad aftertaste... I think that is what us in the know call.... SWEAT!!

 

[Logitech007]

Thanks for the replies

http://www.sexinfo101.com/fp_withfood_2.shtml

This has a partial reply, although the article seems somewhat contradictory. How do you use whipped cream, chocolate, fruit (all high in sugar) with oral sex but you don't get into the vagina? Do you just stay away from putting alot in directly (I have this image of taking the bottle and pouring it down in, which would be bad)? Or, do you go ahead, put some of the sugary stuff near it, allow some in with your tongue, then have her wash afterwards to remove any possibility of disrupting the sugar balance?

 

[Logitech007]

Bump, anyone else have other ideas/replies?

 

[xblitz44x]

Honestly you just have to man-up and eat. She has to deal with your jizz. If she takes care of herself down there and doesn't smell like a fish market you should take care of business like a man.

 

[diablo]

Moved to AE...

 

[Shiftkey]

Concentrate more on her cl1t than her vagina. Besides the fact that this is just much more pleasurable for her, the cl1t has a much weaker taste.

edit: Seriously, why does the word "cl1t" have to be censored??

 

[Cruise]

edit: Seriously, why does the word "cl1t" have to be censored??

because we learned it in kindergarten? :kick:



btw: bad memories... hot chick with curves + nfuriating stench down south

=

ons... and no kiss goodnight

 

[Charm]

Strawberrys are where it's at. They taste hella good, not too overpowering. Also frozen juice ice cubes are the bomb also. Stick a few in there to cool her down, then drink the juices as they pour out. Yum! Avoid cranberry and overly acidic juices. LoL!