I doubt you're going to get any really hot women with this tip, but who knows?
The video stores close at midnight, and at about 11:35 last night (Saturday), me and a friend walked in to find a good flick to watch.
As I was browsing the latest garbage on the shelves, I noticed a woman with a really nice body somewhat further along in the alphabet. (I was near "Driven", she was hanging around "Hearts in Atlantis".) I casually looked around to see if she had a male friend moping around somewhere, and I didn't see anyone. Green light.
I quickly advanced to "The Fast and the Furious", and then I made a comment to her like, "Well, A through F sucks, how is G and H?" I don't remember what she said, because I was stunned by her face. Let's just say less than beautiful and leave it at that. Any thoughts of sex with her disappeared faster than a peanut butter sandwich at Marlon Brando's house.
I smiled and decided not to continue the conversation. I retreated to "American Pie 2", while I let her advance to "The Mexican", then "Shrek", then "What's the Worst that Could Happen?".
When it was safe, I got up to the L's, and I grabbed "Legally Blonde", which was really stupid but it did have some hot women in it. Then I looked up the alphabet, and she was making her way back down again! Probably feeling homesick for "Planet of the Apes", was my guess.
As I decided to make my break for the cash register, I paused to look at her body again. It looked nice. I thought, she's in here on a Saturday night because of that face. Guys aren't lining up to take her out to a movie at the theater. But what a body! I wondered, if I could somehow get past the face, then I knew I would have a good time having sex with the rest of her.
Then I looked at the face again. Nope.
Me and my friend left. I couldn't help but feel a little sad for her. I've been alone on Saturday nights before, looking through video stores for some fabricated Hollywood companionship. I know what it's probably like for her.
Today I realized something: Saturday nights at the video stores are probably a great place to prowl for pu$$y. Granted, some of the women are going to be unacceptable, like the beast I encountered last night, and I don't think you're likely to run into any drop dead gorgeous chicks with this type of companionship problem (They always have plenty of AFCs to keep them company), but I don't think it's out of the question that you may find some halfway-decent-looking girls there. And let's face it, if you're there looking for them, you're at least as hard-up as they are.
While I've never tried to pick up a girl at a video rental store before, I have frequently talked to them there, and I've found them to be friendly and open to light conversation. Maybe you could get a flick for both of you to "watch" while you're nailing her at her place.
But let her pick the movie. You're gonna be pissed if you have to miss "Don't Say a Word" because of all her moaning and shouting. But who really cares if you miss "Sweet November"?
The video stores close at midnight, and at about 11:35 last night (Saturday), me and a friend walked in to find a good flick to watch.
As I was browsing the latest garbage on the shelves, I noticed a woman with a really nice body somewhat further along in the alphabet. (I was near "Driven", she was hanging around "Hearts in Atlantis".) I casually looked around to see if she had a male friend moping around somewhere, and I didn't see anyone. Green light.
I quickly advanced to "The Fast and the Furious", and then I made a comment to her like, "Well, A through F sucks, how is G and H?" I don't remember what she said, because I was stunned by her face. Let's just say less than beautiful and leave it at that. Any thoughts of sex with her disappeared faster than a peanut butter sandwich at Marlon Brando's house.
I smiled and decided not to continue the conversation. I retreated to "American Pie 2", while I let her advance to "The Mexican", then "Shrek", then "What's the Worst that Could Happen?".
When it was safe, I got up to the L's, and I grabbed "Legally Blonde", which was really stupid but it did have some hot women in it. Then I looked up the alphabet, and she was making her way back down again! Probably feeling homesick for "Planet of the Apes", was my guess.
As I decided to make my break for the cash register, I paused to look at her body again. It looked nice. I thought, she's in here on a Saturday night because of that face. Guys aren't lining up to take her out to a movie at the theater. But what a body! I wondered, if I could somehow get past the face, then I knew I would have a good time having sex with the rest of her.
Then I looked at the face again. Nope.
Me and my friend left. I couldn't help but feel a little sad for her. I've been alone on Saturday nights before, looking through video stores for some fabricated Hollywood companionship. I know what it's probably like for her.
Today I realized something: Saturday nights at the video stores are probably a great place to prowl for pu$$y. Granted, some of the women are going to be unacceptable, like the beast I encountered last night, and I don't think you're likely to run into any drop dead gorgeous chicks with this type of companionship problem (They always have plenty of AFCs to keep them company), but I don't think it's out of the question that you may find some halfway-decent-looking girls there. And let's face it, if you're there looking for them, you're at least as hard-up as they are.
While I've never tried to pick up a girl at a video rental store before, I have frequently talked to them there, and I've found them to be friendly and open to light conversation. Maybe you could get a flick for both of you to "watch" while you're nailing her at her place.
But let her pick the movie. You're gonna be pissed if you have to miss "Don't Say a Word" because of all her moaning and shouting. But who really cares if you miss "Sweet November"?
