i took a girl ive been seeing for a few months to a carnival a few days ago,
while we were there i showed her who was the boss of the
open-mouthed-ball-swallowing-clowns (me), by winning her a totally awesome furry green teddy bear wearing a super gay tophat.
anyways, when i dropped her home, we sat and talked in my car for a while
and i noticed she was absent mindedly holding the bear just below her nose
as if she was smelling it.
I asked her if the bear smelt any good, she laughed and said not really, so i
grabbed it off her and sprayed it with my Cologne? Aftershave?
Today I got a text from her saying she has dreamed about me for the last 3 nights because she can "smell me in her sleep". mmm success.
So its that simple. Follow these steps:
1. Find a girl.
2. Take her to a carnival.
3. Participate in the noble sport of ClownBallSwallowing.
4. Select teddy bear as your prize.
5. Spray bear with your Cologne/Aftershave.
Tip: Make sure your girl has known you long enough to associate your Cologne or Aftershave with you.
Good Luck.
while we were there i showed her who was the boss of the
open-mouthed-ball-swallowing-clowns (me), by winning her a totally awesome furry green teddy bear wearing a super gay tophat.
anyways, when i dropped her home, we sat and talked in my car for a while
and i noticed she was absent mindedly holding the bear just below her nose
as if she was smelling it.
I asked her if the bear smelt any good, she laughed and said not really, so i
grabbed it off her and sprayed it with my Cologne? Aftershave?
Today I got a text from her saying she has dreamed about me for the last 3 nights because she can "smell me in her sleep". mmm success.
So its that simple. Follow these steps:
1. Find a girl.
2. Take her to a carnival.
3. Participate in the noble sport of ClownBallSwallowing.
4. Select teddy bear as your prize.
5. Spray bear with your Cologne/Aftershave.
Tip: Make sure your girl has known you long enough to associate your Cologne or Aftershave with you.
Good Luck.