So,
I met my boys out for a christmas drink last night, saw a good buddy of mine who I haven't seen in some time and we had a great time talking about business, women, and life. These two chics in their late 20s join our group. So the blonde is nice, married and very personable. The brunette is rapidly approaching the wall but you can tell she used to be smoking hot. She cops a *****y attitude right from the start. She immediately starts busting chops right and left and looking down her nose at everyone. She started in questioning my sexuality and my height, so I start throwing verbal jabs her way. I fired of negs like I had a hacked grenade launcher in Call of Duty. During the course of the conversation I owned her with the following list of backhanded insults and insinuations:
-she's old
-she's not has hot as younger girls
-she's a pedo for dating young guys
-she's possibly a tranny
-she's going to grow old alone.
-she should get some cats.
-her biological clock alarm is going off
-she has very little chance of getting married
-brunettes are not as hot as redheads or blondes
-brunettes may be smart, but no guy wants a smart girl
-smart girls are lesbians
-FUPAs are sexy on older ladies. (Fat Upper Pvssy Area)
Of course none of this was said overtly or directly,and always in a joking way but by the end of the night she could not stop verbal jousting with me. The few times she got upset I would punch her shoulder and say, come on, I'm just kidding, your not that insecure are ya? She pretty much ignored everyone else and started qualifying herself to me and explaining how she was a really good person and how people just take her the wrong way.
I demolished her ***** shield. I refused to answer any questions about myself. She told me I was a jerk and too aggressive, lol yah damn right I was. Later she invited me and my buddies to her party next week. I didn't try to close her as her bytchiness was a major turnoff, but I sure enjoyed toying with her. After her and her friend left, my buddy who knew her, tells me how she's always been a ***** to everyone and it was epic to see her get put in her place like that. This is what happens when I'm drunk and bored and a trashy stuck up washed out former cheerleader chic is being a bytch.
Apparently she asked my friend about me on facebook today and kept going on about what an arsehole I am. She loves me. hahahahaha
Yes. It was immature and unbecoming of a DJ and freaking hilarious.
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I met my boys out for a christmas drink last night, saw a good buddy of mine who I haven't seen in some time and we had a great time talking about business, women, and life. These two chics in their late 20s join our group. So the blonde is nice, married and very personable. The brunette is rapidly approaching the wall but you can tell she used to be smoking hot. She cops a *****y attitude right from the start. She immediately starts busting chops right and left and looking down her nose at everyone. She started in questioning my sexuality and my height, so I start throwing verbal jabs her way. I fired of negs like I had a hacked grenade launcher in Call of Duty. During the course of the conversation I owned her with the following list of backhanded insults and insinuations:
-she's old
-she's not has hot as younger girls
-she's a pedo for dating young guys
-she's possibly a tranny
-she's going to grow old alone.
-she should get some cats.
-her biological clock alarm is going off
-she has very little chance of getting married
-brunettes are not as hot as redheads or blondes
-brunettes may be smart, but no guy wants a smart girl
-smart girls are lesbians
-FUPAs are sexy on older ladies. (Fat Upper Pvssy Area)
Of course none of this was said overtly or directly,and always in a joking way but by the end of the night she could not stop verbal jousting with me. The few times she got upset I would punch her shoulder and say, come on, I'm just kidding, your not that insecure are ya? She pretty much ignored everyone else and started qualifying herself to me and explaining how she was a really good person and how people just take her the wrong way.
I demolished her ***** shield. I refused to answer any questions about myself. She told me I was a jerk and too aggressive, lol yah damn right I was. Later she invited me and my buddies to her party next week. I didn't try to close her as her bytchiness was a major turnoff, but I sure enjoyed toying with her. After her and her friend left, my buddy who knew her, tells me how she's always been a ***** to everyone and it was epic to see her get put in her place like that. This is what happens when I'm drunk and bored and a trashy stuck up washed out former cheerleader chic is being a bytch.
Apparently she asked my friend about me on facebook today and kept going on about what an arsehole I am. She loves me. hahahahaha
Yes. It was immature and unbecoming of a DJ and freaking hilarious.
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