Made a bet to get laid

[thedoc]

Basically I made a bet with some girl that I can get laid by the end of the school year. We each pick each other's provisions and we don't know what they are yet lol.

I only did this for some real motivation to get up and do stuff. I've been lazy as fvck lately and after college apps I'll have nothing to do anyway.

So, any realistic advice? Like I read all the bible stuff and everything but anything else. I'm just gonna stop being lazy and start finding parties and sh1t. It shouldn't not gonna be too hard lol.

PS, I was thinking, how funny would it be if I got with the girl that bet me. Oh man, I'm def gonna try for that first.

 

[Darko J.]

You're screwed, in a bad way. Girls have so much social power, it's beyond our imagination. She can make sure that every girl you meet is turned off.

On the other hand, if she's not evil and actually a great girl, she might help you to get laid, or maybe even better, she ****s you instead. But anyhow, you've given a lot of power to that girl now.

 

[eaglez1177]

Basically I made a bet with some girl that I can get laid by the end of the school year. We each pick each other's provisions and we don't know what they are yet lol.

I only did this for some real motivation to get up and do stuff. I've been lazy as fvck lately and after college apps I'll have nothing to do anyway.

So, any realistic advice? Like I read all the bible stuff and everything but anything else. I'm just gonna stop being lazy and start finding parties and sh1t. It shouldn't not gonna be too hard lol.

PS, I was thinking, how funny would it be if I got with the girl that bet me. Oh man, I'm def gonna try for that first.

Yea I would DEFINITELY try getting laid from the girl you made the bet with. The fact that she made this bet with you could definitely be an indicator that she wants to fvck you. If not that, then yea just go to parties and stuff and see what happens.

 

[Ice882]

^You're right. Even the ugliest, fattest girls are more social than us. It's in their blood. Girls are social.

....... they're not more social than me. Not at all.

 

[thedoc]

Nah she's not a b1tch at all lol. Basically she was teasing me and I called her out on it haha.

Darko, J.: I definitely thought about that so I made part of the bet that no one in school finds out, or whoever tells loses the bet.

btw
Happy New Years everyone! Wish you all the best with everything in life, no just girls!

 

[The Grey Fox]

There's only one winner of this bet, if you think the girl you made it with is interested go for it, if not just party it up and hook up, if you're really struggling go for a party girl who's been round the block a bit and if somehow all else fails bang a desperate fat chick

 

[dbot]

You made this bet with a girl? That's your green light, dude. Have a good night with her and then take her to a private spot and have some fun. I don't know why any girl would make that bet with a guy she wasn't interested in. She's giving you an opportunity... you better take advantage of it.