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What with the recent outbreak of arguments among the brothers and sisters of So Suave over whether or not they should add to the community of Message Board "Buildings" by erecting a new forum, the matter has been officially kicked up to the So Suave Senate.
"I don't know what the fukk the problem is," One senator stated to WVUN off the record.
"Don't we got enough fukking forums on here ALREADY???"
However, the anonymous senator's outspoken views seem to be
far from a statistical majority at present. So while, although the POPULAR vote seems in favor of a possible LTR Forum, a potential Finance Forum, and even more than a handful of others, the question of "cost" continued to hamper So Suave party members' plans to expand their Forum count.
"Bottom Line? We simply CAN'T afford it." Another Senator said.
"Hell, it's ALL we can do to just keep the Goddamned "Wingman Forum" open as it is. I had to chase some underage teenagers out of there JUST yesterday!" He added.
"More Forums are just NOT in the budget right now."
But, most recently, longtime War Veteran, and still somehow, inexiplicably "active duty" soldier/senator VICTORY UNLIMITED came up with another option.
"I'd secretly been in negotiations with a prominent local business man, and it looks like my hometown boy has agreed to help us come up with a solution to our growing Forum Deficit problem." Victory said.
"But it took me using both my special wartime political powers, and my SUPER DELEGATE status to sway the rest of the So Suave Senate to agree to sanction Mr. Smith to do it----but it's finally DONE!"
"BUT, there's still 2 problems with this new forum of ours." Victory continued.
"Number One: Although it does looks very nice, it's NOT exactly what we ASKED for. And Number Two: Now that Mr. Smith has already built it and given it to So Suave, the thing is so HUGE, I have absolutely NO idea WHERE we'll find the Bandwith to put it!!!"
Click HERE to see an exclusive photo of the new forum that's been "donated" to So Suave from the Memphis business community before it even arrives!!!!