LR: TEXT YOUR WAY TO HER VAGINA
This all happened because of great text game.
Also keep in mind that all the texts through out this LR are in 1 text message! I don't remember all the exact wording I used.
Anyway I get to the area where all the bars and clubs are and I walk to one I haven't been in a while. I see that there is not much of a line... so I just hang out outside for a little to feel the breeze... it's been a long day... I did day game with Glenn... (ran into Lithius and other forum members) then Glenn split but I wanted to do some game by myself... at least one round of 10 timer.
So here I was... standing outside the club... and I look at where the bouncer is and there is this girl sitting on the bouncers chair...and she sees me right away... We lock eyes and she gives me a "I know what you're up too" facial expression... I give her the "I'm pretending to be though" facial expression. She then makes guns with her fingers and starts to move her hands up and down pointing at me. But right as she started I looked away. THAHAHAHA
Anyway. I know I have to go talk to her... so I start thinking logistics... she's on the bouncers chair talking with her friend the bouncer is there talking to some guy... I could totally walk in there and start talking to her and I won't get many interrupts because the bouncer is talking to some guy and she is with her friend but there was a guy next to her friend... so I would even out the odds and everyone could have a buddy to talk to and no reason to **** block me.
So I start walking up to the bouncers chair... and I see that things are about to become wayy easier!!!
The guy talking to the bouncer is none other than friend... QUEST!... I haven't seen that guy in a while and we just super happy to see each other...
as soon as Quest sees me he's like "ohhhhh shiiiit... WASSUP DUDE!!!! WHAAAAAA" I'm like "YOOOOOO DUUUUUDE!!!! it's been a while man!!" and off course we cause a little scene... and people around us can obviously tell we happy.
Quest introduces me to the Bouncer I say HI... talk with him for a while... then I ask Quest discreetly...
"Dude what's the deal with that girl?... Are you gaming her? Is the bouncer gaming her?"
Quest in like... "Nahh dude... it's all yours"
I look at the bouncer and he starts talking to her while I am talking to Quest... The bouncer thinks he's the **** cause the girl is sitting on his chair... the some guy asked him if he knew where to get weed and he's like... "I DON'T HAVE WEED... YOU"RE A COP... YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!!!!" And he goes on about that...And he was getting all the attention... then he just goes back to talking to Quest... the girl must have been sitting there for a while by now the only reason she was still there was to see if there was a chance that somehow... me and her would magically talk to each other...
It was really easy to make that happen. I just walked up and looked at her. She said: HI. I said "do you like horses?" She said: yes! I used to horseride back at home! I said "I could tell... I love horses too"... And then we started talking. you don't always have to finish horse girl.
She loved me. I thought she was pretty amazing too. It was just so easy to talk to her... We connected so fast... we forgot about our environment, everyone disappeared and it was just us... I got in real close... and we found out about each other... then her friend went back inside... and I had her for 2 more minutes and then she said I have to go back in my friend is waiting for me... She gave me her number and said:
"We have to do something tomorrow!... Promise me we will hang out tomorrow"
I said " I promise"
She said " Pinky Swear" and we pinky swore to hang out tomorrow.
Later on she texts... "so what are we doing tomorrow?"
I try to go for the pull right then and there and say...
"well technically it's tomorrow already...what are you up to!?" (it was about 2 45)
She says,
"I wish I am too tired : (... but we definitely have to hang out tomorrow"
THE NEXT DAY... I text her...
"pssst."
and sure enough no response... tsk tsk tsk
So I am left with not much to work with.
I call her a little bit later... and she doesn't pick up.
What happened was that there was a TON of attraction in set... and even thought we connected... the connection we had wasn't strong enough.
So I forget about the number for about 3 days... until I am watching a crappy movie called 'knowing' after watching that horrible movie where everyone on earth dies... I send her a text saying:
"omg have you seen knowing?"
she texts back... and she hates it too... and text back... and she texts back... but she takes long to answer and it ends up going nowhere...
man... I needed to bring out the big guns...
So I forget about the number for like a week... focus on other girls... then on a hot day... I text her this (and this is how it all starts)
And this is me bringing out the big guns...
I don't remember the exact words but it went something like this:
hyper: hey when was the last time you ever been swimming?
her : quite a while ago why?
hyper: because there is this HUGE pool by my house and the water is light blue and you can see the bottom though the waves the wind makes
her : that's awesome!
hyper: I know it's ****ing awesome! But that is just a small tease compared to what it's really like.
her : tell me more
hyper: well I am watching E news and they are talking about the death of natalie hollaway. There is just so much negativity in this world and that place is like an oasis.
her : lol! so when are we going swimming to get rid of all the negativity...
hyper: Soon I hope... I can almost feel the water against my body... MMMmmm
her : lol you're funny!!
hyper: just say you wanna go swimming with me!!!!
her : FINE! I wanna go swimming with you
hyper: see that wasn't so hard!
hyper: okay but before we do I feel like I need to get to know you better
her: sounds good. what do you wanna know
Okay so... we are doing good here...
I pretty much tell her to go look up a cheesy song on you tube and answer the questions in the lyrics...
Then she says
You have stumped me sir...
I tell her... No you are doing fine... just pick 3 questions from the song...
She says
How about you pick the questions...
I say: You know what I got to know enough about you already. You seem like you are going to be fun...
She says
Thanks.
ok how bad do you wanna swim on a scale of 1 to 10.
her : I want it as much as I want mj to still be alive
hyper: : ( i love mj too. man in the mirror was my favorite. We could swim in the giant pool then go sit by the sun and listen MJ.
her: sounds perfect: )
So I pretty much set up the day 2... and I was about to make it happen right then but then it starts ****ING RAINING THUNDERSTORMS AND ALL!!!! SERIOUSLY WTF!????
So this girl and I kept texting back n forth... after that text message exchange she gets totally attracted again... so it becomes easy... but still pretty tricky... because there were interactions such as this one:
her: what is your full name?
hyper: hyper. are you going to send me a surprise on facebook?
her: maybe : )
her: I just added you accept my request
hyper: you are going to have to wait till I get home.
her: no fun : (
hyper: awww c'mon you could just stare at my hot profile picture until I accept you
her: you just lost 10 cool points for that
****! how would you guys handle this one!???
I think most methods and people just say... ACT ALPHA... NEVER TAKE ANYTHING BACK... NEVER APOLOGIZE!!! ****Y FUNNY... and guys just do it all the time regardless of the situation.
This all happened because of great text game.
Also keep in mind that all the texts through out this LR are in 1 text message! I don't remember all the exact wording I used.
Anyway I get to the area where all the bars and clubs are and I walk to one I haven't been in a while. I see that there is not much of a line... so I just hang out outside for a little to feel the breeze... it's been a long day... I did day game with Glenn... (ran into Lithius and other forum members) then Glenn split but I wanted to do some game by myself... at least one round of 10 timer.
So here I was... standing outside the club... and I look at where the bouncer is and there is this girl sitting on the bouncers chair...and she sees me right away... We lock eyes and she gives me a "I know what you're up too" facial expression... I give her the "I'm pretending to be though" facial expression. She then makes guns with her fingers and starts to move her hands up and down pointing at me. But right as she started I looked away. THAHAHAHA
Anyway. I know I have to go talk to her... so I start thinking logistics... she's on the bouncers chair talking with her friend the bouncer is there talking to some guy... I could totally walk in there and start talking to her and I won't get many interrupts because the bouncer is talking to some guy and she is with her friend but there was a guy next to her friend... so I would even out the odds and everyone could have a buddy to talk to and no reason to **** block me.
So I start walking up to the bouncers chair... and I see that things are about to become wayy easier!!!
The guy talking to the bouncer is none other than friend... QUEST!... I haven't seen that guy in a while and we just super happy to see each other...
as soon as Quest sees me he's like "ohhhhh shiiiit... WASSUP DUDE!!!! WHAAAAAA" I'm like "YOOOOOO DUUUUUDE!!!! it's been a while man!!" and off course we cause a little scene... and people around us can obviously tell we happy.
Quest introduces me to the Bouncer I say HI... talk with him for a while... then I ask Quest discreetly...
"Dude what's the deal with that girl?... Are you gaming her? Is the bouncer gaming her?"
Quest in like... "Nahh dude... it's all yours"
I look at the bouncer and he starts talking to her while I am talking to Quest... The bouncer thinks he's the **** cause the girl is sitting on his chair... the some guy asked him if he knew where to get weed and he's like... "I DON'T HAVE WEED... YOU"RE A COP... YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!!!!" And he goes on about that...And he was getting all the attention... then he just goes back to talking to Quest... the girl must have been sitting there for a while by now the only reason she was still there was to see if there was a chance that somehow... me and her would magically talk to each other...
It was really easy to make that happen. I just walked up and looked at her. She said: HI. I said "do you like horses?" She said: yes! I used to horseride back at home! I said "I could tell... I love horses too"... And then we started talking. you don't always have to finish horse girl.
She loved me. I thought she was pretty amazing too. It was just so easy to talk to her... We connected so fast... we forgot about our environment, everyone disappeared and it was just us... I got in real close... and we found out about each other... then her friend went back inside... and I had her for 2 more minutes and then she said I have to go back in my friend is waiting for me... She gave me her number and said:
"We have to do something tomorrow!... Promise me we will hang out tomorrow"
I said " I promise"
She said " Pinky Swear" and we pinky swore to hang out tomorrow.
Later on she texts... "so what are we doing tomorrow?"
I try to go for the pull right then and there and say...
"well technically it's tomorrow already...what are you up to!?" (it was about 2 45)
She says,
"I wish I am too tired : (... but we definitely have to hang out tomorrow"
THE NEXT DAY... I text her...
"pssst."
and sure enough no response... tsk tsk tsk
So I am left with not much to work with.
I call her a little bit later... and she doesn't pick up.
What happened was that there was a TON of attraction in set... and even thought we connected... the connection we had wasn't strong enough.
So I forget about the number for about 3 days... until I am watching a crappy movie called 'knowing' after watching that horrible movie where everyone on earth dies... I send her a text saying:
"omg have you seen knowing?"
she texts back... and she hates it too... and text back... and she texts back... but she takes long to answer and it ends up going nowhere...
man... I needed to bring out the big guns...
So I forget about the number for like a week... focus on other girls... then on a hot day... I text her this (and this is how it all starts)
And this is me bringing out the big guns...
I don't remember the exact words but it went something like this:
hyper: hey when was the last time you ever been swimming?
her : quite a while ago why?
hyper: because there is this HUGE pool by my house and the water is light blue and you can see the bottom though the waves the wind makes
her : that's awesome!
hyper: I know it's ****ing awesome! But that is just a small tease compared to what it's really like.
her : tell me more
hyper: well I am watching E news and they are talking about the death of natalie hollaway. There is just so much negativity in this world and that place is like an oasis.
her : lol! so when are we going swimming to get rid of all the negativity...
hyper: Soon I hope... I can almost feel the water against my body... MMMmmm
her : lol you're funny!!
hyper: just say you wanna go swimming with me!!!!
her : FINE! I wanna go swimming with you
hyper: see that wasn't so hard!
hyper: okay but before we do I feel like I need to get to know you better
her: sounds good. what do you wanna know
Okay so... we are doing good here...
I pretty much tell her to go look up a cheesy song on you tube and answer the questions in the lyrics...
Then she says
You have stumped me sir...
I tell her... No you are doing fine... just pick 3 questions from the song...
She says
How about you pick the questions...
I say: You know what I got to know enough about you already. You seem like you are going to be fun...
She says
Thanks.
ok how bad do you wanna swim on a scale of 1 to 10.
her : I want it as much as I want mj to still be alive
hyper: : ( i love mj too. man in the mirror was my favorite. We could swim in the giant pool then go sit by the sun and listen MJ.
her: sounds perfect: )
So I pretty much set up the day 2... and I was about to make it happen right then but then it starts ****ING RAINING THUNDERSTORMS AND ALL!!!! SERIOUSLY WTF!????
So this girl and I kept texting back n forth... after that text message exchange she gets totally attracted again... so it becomes easy... but still pretty tricky... because there were interactions such as this one:
her: what is your full name?
hyper: hyper. are you going to send me a surprise on facebook?
her: maybe : )
her: I just added you accept my request
hyper: you are going to have to wait till I get home.
her: no fun : (
hyper: awww c'mon you could just stare at my hot profile picture until I accept you
her: you just lost 10 cool points for that
****! how would you guys handle this one!???
I think most methods and people just say... ACT ALPHA... NEVER TAKE ANYTHING BACK... NEVER APOLOGIZE!!! ****Y FUNNY... and guys just do it all the time regardless of the situation.
