LR: ten minute lay :D

L777

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Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.
 

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L777 said:
Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.
I think that's how it should be. :-|
 

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L777 said:
Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.
sounds like a real quality woman.

edit: You only last ten minutes?:rolleyes:
 

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L777 said:
Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.
Hell yeah fun!!! Every once in awhile we deserve the lucky breaks.
 

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L777 said:
Yea, so at a house party, open this girl with, "hey do you have to pay for that drink" (there was a bar)
She goes "no". I ask if she wants to dance....we dance makeout, I ask if she wants to go up stairs, we do, I pull her into a bedroom closet, and thats it, we shag.

Easiest lay ever.
sounds fun

comic_relief
 

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Sounds more like you just got lucky with a drunk chick. Important thing is, I guess, the confidence that you had to make the move.
 

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haha good sh!t man

P.S. hows your hippie friend doing nowadays?
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

L777

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DJVladdy said:
haha good sh!t man

P.S. hows your hippie friend doing nowadays?
OMG my hippie friend fell OFF big time. He's just got engaged to his HB7 girlfriend. I seriously don't know what happened but he reckons he's in love.

Douchebag.
 
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