Lr: Omg Omg Omg!!!!!

Mr_Cr0w

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OMG YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DEFEATED A MAYOR MAYOR HUGE BLOCKER !!! I CALLED A CHICK AND TOLD HER I LIKE HER AND I WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN!!!! JUST LIKE THE MISSION IN BASIC PB!!!

THE KICK OFF IS THAT I CALLED !!! THE BEST FRIEND OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!

MAN MY HEART WAS LIKE 1000 BPS BUT I DID IT SHE WAS LIKE

what? are you crazy for telling me that? im her best friend! then talked more and more and we arranged a DATE for friday!

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

BLOCKER DESTROYED!

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Did I mention the girlfriend of my GF is the HOTTEST she has?

Holy sh*t!!!! wow!!!! man IM MAKING A TOAST TO SHARK!!!


Today I meet up with the GIRLFRIEND of my GF!!! I conected and did a lot of good things!!! I had a terrible haircut... "my mind was telling me that with that haircut... there is no way I can make the society move forward...jk"

BOTTOM LINE!!! I KISSED HER LOOONNNNGGG OHHH YEA OHHHH YEA !!!!! sh*t THIS IS AWSOME!!!

I kissed the HOTTEST girlfriend that my girlfriend has!!!!

I move in and destroyed BLOCKER!!! telling me... dont move in for kiss she knows you have a GF she is her friend!!!

I destroyed blocker KISSING IN PUBLIC PLACE! for the first time...

I just called her and send her a kiss goodnight... we are going to meet again in my place this weekend!!


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEA!!!

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We meet and we head for my place... the rest of the post is for your imagination only...

ohhh yea!


AndresC
 

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My bullsh!t detector is screaming . . .

So is my gay-dar, you farm fairy. If you're going to make sh!t up please make sure it's at least a tad realistic.
 

JLW

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Even if it isn't true, that's a really terrible thing to do to your girlfriend.
 

Lucas718

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Assuming this is true... it's not cool to cheat. Don't come back here looking for sympathy when you get dumped.
 

Docs

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Noob said:
yeh i have no idea why some DJ's do this. they seriously have soem f*cking issues if they are going to lie in an anonomous online forum just to fill their online ego's...
No......he's not a DJ. Don't ever give him that much credit.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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KarmaSutra said:
My bullsh!t detector is screaming . . .
Mine exploded, like on ths Simpsons!

FBI dude: This is a lie detector, it tells us if you are telling the truth, we are going to ask you some simple questions, do you understand?

Homer: yes


BANG!
 

Mr_knowit_all

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check_mate_kid_uk said:
Mine exploded, like on ths Simpsons!

FBI dude: This is a lie detector, it tells us if you are telling the truth, we are going to ask you some simple questions, do you understand?

Homer: yes


BANG!
I'm not sure if I'm understanding him correctly? He defeated a politician?
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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i am godsgifttogodsgifttowomen
 

Mr_Cr0w

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Omg you guys are full of ****... Ive been in mASF since 2001... and stopped posting because you cannot learn unless you burn in the fire... and experiment:

yup - Ross - didnt work aslo NLP
David D - C&F is insulting girls...
MM - fun but I didnt felt good with it...
Advanced macking - nop that didnt worked
Swingcat - YES IT WORKS had a blast for 2 years then discovered A&d

DONT WANT TO BELIVE ME? WELL THATS YOUR CHOICE NOT MINE BUT THINK ABOUT THIS:

"DO I REALLY CARE ABOUT EGOs? I only care is that women respond to me good and if I do something that doesnt work then I switch I dont stay forever dreaming I POSTED THIS AS I MIGHT ENCOURAGE YOU GUYS TO DO GOOD THINGS..."

Troll? nop my name is Andres Cuervo Garavito and you can contact me at:

andres_cuervo@hotmail.com <------- ive been learning for almost 4 years now... and really you shouldnt get pissed for hearing other ppl methods... embrace other ppl trying to contribute to this amazing comunity.

cya


Andres cuervo
 

Tomatoes

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PLEASE DONT FEED THE TROLL :down:
 
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This is just a small observation on my part...

If you are so excited over such a small achievement with a woman how can you ever be perceived as a cool, laid back guy which women go for?

Your attitude is destructive; you sound like you are boasting to get the approval of strangers.
 

Mr_Cr0w

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:moon: Im gonna get a camera ... film my approaches! maybe then you can complain about something else like: shes a hooker or shes an actress etc...

jajaj its no my problem you not beliveing me! you are the ones who are going to spend the night with your hand!

AndresC
 

squirrels

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I hope you didn't get set up and you're not getting John Tucker'd as we speak. :p

If it's true, good on ya. But you're on very, VERY shaky ground.
 
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