Kineti[C]harm
Master Don Juan
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BIIIIIIITCHEEEES! 
I'm in such a ****ing good mood now, imitating the retards in "One night at the roxbury" shaking my head like a mofo to some hot tunes
Anyzehways!
To the LR!!
Soooo yesterday I was sitting around when my best female friends best friend calls me up "YOOOO you gonna hang with us out tonight at XXXX?!" i'm like "Yea I'd love to but I'm broke, can't even afford ****ing transportation down there" her "Don't worry, me and HBTits will pay for you!". So a couple hours later the roll over to my place with beers, I'm taking it slow, only a couple, then they pay transportation down to the bar/club what you want to call it! Lets call it "questionable establishment of many different kinds of youth trying to get cheaply boozed up!".
Mind you I have been making out with the girl that called me up and HBTits at my place and on the way, even threeway makeouts. Oh and the girl that called me up, lets just call her HBHorny is some girl I've been fooling around with for a long time just never got to seal the deal cause she has a BF and is really afraid of being with me She said plain out that soon she wants to be my FB, GREAT!!!!!!!! Anyways. As I said we roll out and meet with our common best female friend! The girl that wanted to **** me friday, STUPID *****!
anyways lets just roll to the PU part!
Girl, sexy, skaterish but with a dark touch, dark hair, 1.70ish high, nice rack, no fat, nice body, especially her stomack! I've seen her before at a party I went into once to get a girl to go back to my place to let her play my whistle. Anyways she greeted me, I could barely remember her, she said she had met me at the same venue a week or so ago and the only things I had said was "Oooh you are that girl, something like XXX or whatever" her: "Yea! I'm XXXXX" and I'm like "aah I remember you are that girl that was together and broke up with that guy 7-8 times, I remember he was proud of that!" and I had just walked off.
So she said she would try to be rude to me tonight. HAHAHA yea right. Anyways she comes later in the evening to the table I'm at with my three girls and also a cool natural I know of. [EDIT: I had talked to her at her table maybe 1-2 hours earlier, chilling for 5 mins just vibing and doing some rapport] I also spot a threeset next to the floor where the middle girl, the cutest is giving major IOIs by looking at me all the time and giving long EC. The natural, he's KICKASS in the sense of being a COOL and alpha guy, funny as **** too! Me and him are doing ass-smacking moves, hairpulling doggystyle moves and **** alone on the dancefloor. HILARIOUS! Foreign origin, cool rappertype style, good game. He also starts talking to her, me and her have kino going, so does he now, he starts asking her if she wants to **** me and **** like that. This brings her onto that she has never ever ****ed a guy that she didn't know good or been together with. When the natural goes away for two seconds I tell her "I want to see you again!" and she's "I want to see you too again!" so I get her nr. Natural comes back I eject and let the dude try and run some game, he kinos etc, gets her to couches.
When I see it cool of I re-interact, escalate fast to makeout, makeout for maybe 15 mins. Say "Lets go out of here, back to my place" the usual "where is it, how do we get there!" and ****, fast explained. usual "We aren't having sex, I don't do that" the usual "We won't be doing anything you don't want todo!"
We eject from venue FAST, hop into taxi, 10 min taxiride with her talking to cabdude and making out, go upto my place. Put on music, start makeout, throw her on bed, I place myself over her. Heavy makeout.
She places herself on top of me and rips of her shirt and top, I undo her bra, rip of my shirt and well make out more and well now the ****ing fun starts! Also known as "I have never had sex with anyone I have not been together with or dated" aka "Trust is the key!"
Pants off? EASY.... Panties off? NONONONONO. Panties to the side so I can finger and lick? EASY!
You see the logic in this don't you!? Or if you are dumb as me you don't Anyways I decided that I WOULD **** her but it would not be my goal! My goal would be to nut all over her atleast ONCE!
So she does a rather good handjob+******* combo for a long while, and i finish it off by blowing it all over her stomack, tits, neck and somewhat face! GREAT! Buuut I'm not contempt, no sir! I want my pen0r to be dipped in the pond of lust! I want to drill her tunnel! I want her venuseclipse to swallow my rod of jupiter. I want to... Oh **** it!
Anyways we get at it again after the obligatory cleanup! I start talking about trust and comfort and she says she wouldn't be here with me if she didn't trust me and that's why she went back with me! Haha I'm almost pissing my pants at this point which are on the floor hmm no I'm not standing on my bed aiming at my pants incase something comes out.. Anyways this brings me to the conclusion that this girl are ****ed up as all girls are inn that she needs to rationalize her lust into something logical or something comforting. Oh well who cares.
MEEEEEE! Cause I want to baptise her with my christian lovestaff! I needed to get her panties off! And I needed todo it hmm smart Two points were the key for this:
- Hornyness
- Stupid logics.
I made her REALLY worked up to the extent that she placed herself ontop of me to grind, this was actually the lay-up to part TWO! STUPID LOGICS.
You see, if you have a REASON for something, then it's OKAY! So when she's grinding my erect member with her panties on I start to say "The fabric of the g-string is not too comfortable against the penis, lets remove it so you can grind your ***** against it!" (Thanks to someone here, I remember in an old post that someone said he had used something to that extent when some chick had rubbed his penis ontop of the pants or something and said the friction hurt his penis and then whipped it out). BOOM she pulls of her g-string!
Now I continue the trip to womb-banging. I go down, finger some more and lick some more and try to get it inn. NO GO! She doesn't do that **** remember as she tells me AGAIN! Even though I managed to get it inn for like 5 seconds I'm SNEAKY! Crotching *****, hidden penis It's like a NINJA! Sneaks inn without you noticing
Ok time for Kineti[c]harm to put on a magnificant show starting in the roles of a psychiatrist, romantic, philosopher and Don Juan DeMarco!
These are not 100% EXACT words but it's basically what I said!
"I understand you, principles are important. It's important to protect yourself and feel safe but you see, those principles are there to protect you from doing something bad. This is not bad, you really want to and so do I. We both know this. By having sex we are not doing something that hurts you. Right now those principles are just empty principles preventing you from doing what you lust for. And technically you already broke it cause I was already inside you"
She agrees and says she's surprised herself cause she's never even sucked of a guy without knowing him. So practically this is her first ONS with some unknown guy SUPPOSEDLY. ****it if I trust her, but all the bedtalk later and today really reaffirms my belief in it, WHO CARES!
"I just want you to experience life, to experience me, to follow your passion and lust. We both really want todo this and right now your principle is preventing us from doing what is natural and is ment to be this night. You say you've only done this with guys that you have been together with, you don't know what the future brings. I know you want to see me again and I want to see you again, the future is not decided. Maybe we end up together, maybe not, take the chance. Follow your body! Let me give you what you desire"
**** like that, actually several of those phrases are 100% the same.
So I sit up, start fingering her some again cause this makes her close her eyes and arch her back, when her eyes are closed I spit on my penis and rub it out to give some temporary lubrication for sneakattack nr 2 !
And I throw the "golden" line, I was actually laughing on the inside when I said this "Lets just try and see if you like it, if not we can just stop!" and I slide it inn, she moans as never before and we **** and **** and **** and **** until I unload my creamgun into her cavern.
I'm in such a ****ing good mood now, imitating the retards in "One night at the roxbury" shaking my head like a mofo to some hot tunes Anyzehways!
To the LR!!
Soooo yesterday I was sitting around when my best female friends best friend calls me up "YOOOO you gonna hang with us out tonight at XXXX?!" i'm like "Yea I'd love to but I'm broke, can't even afford ****ing transportation down there" her "Don't worry, me and HBTits will pay for you!". So a couple hours later the roll over to my place with beers, I'm taking it slow, only a couple, then they pay transportation down to the bar/club what you want to call it! Lets call it "questionable establishment of many different kinds of youth trying to get cheaply boozed up!".
Mind you I have been making out with the girl that called me up and HBTits at my place and on the way, even threeway makeouts. Oh and the girl that called me up, lets just call her HBHorny is some girl I've been fooling around with for a long time just never got to seal the deal cause she has a BF and is really afraid of being with me
She said plain out that soon she wants to be my FB, GREAT!!!!!!!! Anyways. As I said we roll out and meet with our common best female friend! The girl that wanted to **** me friday, STUPID *****!anyways lets just roll to the PU part!
Girl, sexy, skaterish but with a dark touch, dark hair, 1.70ish high, nice rack, no fat, nice body, especially her stomack! I've seen her before at a party I went into once to get a girl to go back to my place to let her play my whistle. Anyways she greeted me, I could barely remember her, she said she had met me at the same venue a week or so ago and the only things I had said was "Oooh you are that girl, something like XXX or whatever" her: "Yea! I'm XXXXX" and I'm like "aah I remember you are that girl that was together and broke up with that guy 7-8 times, I remember he was proud of that!" and I had just walked off.
So she said she would try to be rude to me tonight. HAHAHA yea right. Anyways she comes later in the evening to the table I'm at with my three girls and also a cool natural I know of. [EDIT: I had talked to her at her table maybe 1-2 hours earlier, chilling for 5 mins just vibing and doing some rapport] I also spot a threeset next to the floor where the middle girl, the cutest is giving major IOIs by looking at me all the time and giving long EC. The natural, he's KICKASS in the sense of being a COOL and alpha guy, funny as **** too! Me and him are doing ass-smacking moves, hairpulling doggystyle moves and **** alone on the dancefloor. HILARIOUS! Foreign origin, cool rappertype style, good game. He also starts talking to her, me and her have kino going, so does he now, he starts asking her if she wants to **** me and **** like that. This brings her onto that she has never ever ****ed a guy that she didn't know good or been together with. When the natural goes away for two seconds I tell her "I want to see you again!" and she's "I want to see you too again!" so I get her nr. Natural comes back I eject and let the dude try and run some game, he kinos etc, gets her to couches.
When I see it cool of I re-interact, escalate fast to makeout, makeout for maybe 15 mins. Say "Lets go out of here, back to my place" the usual "where is it, how do we get there!" and ****, fast explained. usual "We aren't having sex, I don't do that" the usual "We won't be doing anything you don't want todo!"
We eject from venue FAST, hop into taxi, 10 min taxiride with her talking to cabdude and making out, go upto my place. Put on music, start makeout, throw her on bed, I place myself over her. Heavy makeout.
She places herself on top of me and rips of her shirt and top, I undo her bra, rip of my shirt and well make out more and well now the ****ing fun starts! Also known as "I have never had sex with anyone I have not been together with or dated" aka "Trust is the key!"
Pants off? EASY.... Panties off? NONONONONO. Panties to the side so I can finger and lick? EASY!
You see the logic in this don't you!? Or if you are dumb as me you don't
Anyways I decided that I WOULD **** her but it would not be my goal! My goal would be to nut all over her atleast ONCE!So she does a rather good handjob+******* combo for a long while, and i finish it off by blowing it all over her stomack, tits, neck and somewhat face! GREAT!
Buuut I'm not contempt, no sir! I want my pen0r to be dipped in the pond of lust! I want to drill her tunnel! I want her venuseclipse to swallow my rod of jupiter. I want to... Oh **** it!Anyways we get at it again after the obligatory cleanup! I start talking about trust and comfort and she says she wouldn't be here with me if she didn't trust me and that's why she went back with me! Haha I'm almost pissing my pants at this point which are on the floor hmm no I'm not standing on my bed aiming at my pants incase something comes out.. Anyways this brings me to the conclusion that this girl are ****ed up as all girls are inn that she needs to rationalize her lust into something logical or something comforting. Oh well who cares.
MEEEEEE! Cause I want to baptise her with my christian lovestaff! I needed to get her panties off! And I needed todo it hmm smart
Two points were the key for this:- Hornyness
- Stupid logics.
I made her REALLY worked up to the extent that she placed herself ontop of me to grind, this was actually the lay-up to part TWO! STUPID LOGICS.
You see, if you have a REASON for something, then it's OKAY! So when she's grinding my erect member with her panties on I start to say "The fabric of the g-string is not too comfortable against the penis, lets remove it so you can grind your ***** against it!" (Thanks to someone here, I remember in an old post that someone said he had used something to that extent when some chick had rubbed his penis ontop of the pants or something and said the friction hurt his penis and then whipped it out). BOOM she pulls of her g-string!
Now I continue the trip to womb-banging. I go down, finger some more and lick some more and try to get it inn. NO GO! She doesn't do that **** remember as she tells me AGAIN! Even though I managed to get it inn for like 5 seconds
I'm SNEAKY! Crotching *****, hidden penis It's like a NINJA! Sneaks inn without you noticing Ok time for Kineti[c]harm to put on a magnificant show starting in the roles of a psychiatrist, romantic, philosopher and Don Juan DeMarco!
These are not 100% EXACT words but it's basically what I said!
"I understand you, principles are important. It's important to protect yourself and feel safe but you see, those principles are there to protect you from doing something bad. This is not bad, you really want to and so do I. We both know this. By having sex we are not doing something that hurts you. Right now those principles are just empty principles preventing you from doing what you lust for. And technically you already broke it cause I was already inside you"
She agrees and says she's surprised herself cause she's never even sucked of a guy without knowing him. So practically this is her first ONS with some unknown guy SUPPOSEDLY. ****it if I trust her, but all the bedtalk later and today really reaffirms my belief in it, WHO CARES!
"I just want you to experience life, to experience me, to follow your passion and lust. We both really want todo this and right now your principle is preventing us from doing what is natural and is ment to be this night. You say you've only done this with guys that you have been together with, you don't know what the future brings. I know you want to see me again and I want to see you again, the future is not decided. Maybe we end up together, maybe not, take the chance. Follow your body! Let me give you what you desire"
**** like that, actually several of those phrases are 100% the same.
So I sit up, start fingering her some again cause this makes her close her eyes and arch her back, when her eyes are closed I spit on my penis and rub it out to give some temporary lubrication for sneakattack nr 2 !
And I throw the "golden" line, I was actually laughing on the inside when I said this "Lets just try and see if you like it, if not we can just stop!" and I slide it inn, she moans as never before and we **** and **** and **** and **** until I unload my creamgun into her cavern.