LR: Fastest lay ever

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Last Wednesday (Veterans day) was my day off from work and I was bored silly. It was also Wednesday and there's absolutely nothing to Wednesday's unless you like Graham Central Station (the reject club) and there was no way in hell I was going there, especially when they charge a cover for that kind of trash. So I send some texts out trying to figure out what to do and got a text back from Lux that American Junkie cracks on Wednesdays. So I was going to check that out.

I had to get the sour taste of Tuesday night out of my mouth as I got blown out a few times and on one occasion got blown out by a chick which my boy whose a natural pulled 5 minutes later so I really wanted to have a good night tonight. Took a few pointers from some people and made some corrections to my b/l, namely using my hands too much in the conversation and dancing too much when talking to a girl. I made some adjustments by, one putting my hands in my back pocket and being more chill in the interaction and not using too much material when not needed.

Ok so I stroll into Junkie solo and I spot two chicks, one is a blonde, nice rack, pretty nice body and approach

Me: Hey, I like your outfit, you look absolutely stunning.
Her: Thank you, whats your name

..before I could say my name some tool is offering the girls free drinks and free shots "Pradeep" style. I'm like, are you ****ing kidding me? Of course these scottsdale girls are all for it and go to the bar with him and his boys who they were talking to earlier. Whatever.

Next set is a cute hispanic girl I noticed from a distance, she was dancing with her friends and her friends left her so I walked up to her and said

Me: Looks like your having a good time
Her: *cold stare* nods her head and moves away from me

wtf? fkin' hate AJ, been in this spot 3 times and have had 0 success but I was determinded so I kept approaching

Tall white chick, looks older, is OK in the face but is about 6 feet tall and has sexy legs

So I go up to her and say the same opener I said to the first chick, it hooks but the chick is worried that I'm too young for her, she keeps asking my age and I tell her I'm 27, the chick for some odd reason doesn't believe me. It's cool, I can pass for 22-23 but I pull out my license and it says I was born in '82, the chick refuses to believe me and is like "no way, am I on camera, is this a joke?" wtf, should I pull out my birth certificate? Anyway, she leaves me as her friend pulls her away and they go off.

Now tonight wasn't a good night talent wise, there weren't too many HB's there and I was grasping, mainly just wanted to get some practice so it was worth it.

Anyway, it's 2:00pm and I was chillin' outside junkie with the cab drivers and I go up to a cute girl with a nice rack and a stylish hat, I walk up to her and say

Me: Yellow cab service, do you need a ride home
Her: No I'm fine, thank you

Me: just kidding, I'm not a cab driver, I just wanted to talk to you

Her: Oh that was a good line, I like that

Wtf is up with these scottsdale chicks always wantin' to grade someone for what they say. I got blown out on Tuesday night when I opened with "you look like youre having a good time," in the situation it seemed try hard, but after about 45 seconds she said "nice try, i give you props for trying" beotch, grrrrrr, they have some nerve, she said I get a A for effort lol, my boy promptly pulled her 2 minutes later. He asked if I minded, I said no, he pretty much just mirrored her body language, got to her side and gave some body contact, went up to her asked what was up with her, chit chatted for a second and said, he wants to get to know her and wants her number, she said "I hardly know you" he said "well thats the reason I wanna get ur number," she went back n forth on it, he said "u know what, nevermind" and proceeded to walk off, she said "no it's cool" and gave him her number.

This is one of the reasons I try not to run too much structured game unless I truly need it because bein' cool and escalating sexually works better a lot of the time.

....anyway back to my night, so the chick that I tried to game saying I was a cab driver, eventually blew me off, she said she was waiting for her cousin and then was like "there she is" and walked off.

So I go to my car a little disappointed and get in my car and start to drive off but I see an open spot in front of Junkie, so I park my car, walk back up to Junkie, see one of my buddies roommates whose a gogo dancer at Myst. This beotch has seen me on two occasions so I say hi to her and tell her to tell my boy I said whats up. She's in her stuck up world that she mean mugs me and blows me off like I'm hollaring at her, another wtf scottsdale moment, I KNOW HER, not personally but I still know her n was just tryna be friendly.

Finally I see this black chick, COTDAMN, biggest tits I've ever seen and she wasn't fat lol, she had F-cups, cute face, face was about a 7.5 but those boobs on that body are the reason I talked to her so I say

Me:It's 2pm, it's time to go home
Her:But I dont wanna go home yet, I still wanna party

this was so easy it wasn't even funny, finally got someone to hook, she's there with her cousin and her sister, I say "I can tell you're not from here because bars close at 2pm" I mention that her boobs must not be able to help themselves because they keep staring at me....and I keep staring at them. Guys, her boobs were talking to me I swear, they were just popping out of her shirt. I was making it so obvious that I was staring at them but she didn't seem to mind.

She's from Michigan, we small talk for a second but I'm flirting with her the whole time, hand on the small of her back, I tell her that she's gonna be my g/f for the night, My hand is around her neck and when she's saying bye to her friends, I introduce myself as her b/f, I ask her who she came with and if she works tomorrow, she came with her sister and cousin and doesn't work tomorrow, I tell her she should come party with me, she agrees, she's worried about me having to work tomorrow and doesn't want to keep me up but I tell her, I'm gonna call in sick and she agrees to come with me, I made out with her for a second before all that in front of Junkie and some ghetto ass dudes started talking to her friends which occupied me some more.

She gave her relatives her car came home with me, I got her to my spot, a little bit of LMR (as usual) but I just agreed and ignored it, she said "we can't have sex till next wk" please, ur in my house, you're gettin' it, I got her top off, those were the hugest boobs I ever seen and they weren't saggy either as she was only 25, anyway ended up smashing, got up at 7 smashed again, took her home, smashed again this past saturday (sacrificed another SNL opportunity for this one, not on purpose though, got a late txt form a chick I met saturday only AFTER she was already in my house), prolly won't talk to her again as the shelf life of these quick lays recently have been one lay MAYBE 2 at the MOST. This lay required absolutely no structured game and was just based off me escalating quickly on a chick that was just looking to have more fun after the club closed. If you guys get a chance, check out nick quick aka adonis on same night lays, he breaks the game down in a very simple manner. He basically just escalates as fast as possible. Why stop at getting a phone number when you can just get with her that night, numbers don't mean $hit guys.

Got the redemption I was seeking, it was my fastest lay ever, it was around 2:15 I met her and by 2:45 she was naked in my bed.

Happy Sarging
 
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You introduced yourself as her gf, and sought redemption in her?

Not only was it the fastest lay ever, but the most against-all-odds lay as well.

Tomorrow's Horoscope: FVCK YEAH!
 

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
You introduced yourself as her gf, and sought redemption in her?

Not only was it the fastest lay ever, but the most against-all-odds lay as well.

Tomorrow's Horoscope: FVCK YEAH!
I mean't bf my bad lol just edited it
 

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I figured as much. Had to bust you though!

Your persistence is admirable.
 

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What's so impressive? You were 1 out of 5. If you were playing baseball, you'd be riding the bench with that kind of batting average.
 

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"I mention that her boobs must not be able to help themselves because they keep staring at me...."

Classic.
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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PHAT Rabbit said:
I don't know what you're approaches look like.. but it seems you know a bit about body language or atleast your boys do. If you experience girls slinking away from you like you did with that 'cute latina' it may be because your body language is off -- I personally always come in with negative body language.. head turned their way -- extremely non-threatening, opens smoothly almost everytime. From there just do what your homeboy does.. mirror their body language.

The other thing I noticed.. the girl was busting on you for being young and you tried to qualify to her. Never ever do that sh*t again. If you encounter a similar situation be a smart a$$. How old are you? 6.. I watched the awesomest episode of Power Rangers today -- fvck yeah the red guy kicked those insect creatures a$$es! Than bait her to qualify by saying.. you look like you could be 62.. you're probably too old for me (and back turn). You see what I am doing there? In the future never qualify to women about past or future things.. all your qualifying should be done in the present by adding value. As soon as you find yourself qualifying you've lost the set.

Other than that goodjob on the fools mate.. hope you wore a jimmy.
That 'cute latina' wasn't tryna hear it from anyone, I'm sure she had a bf and was getting off on the attention. I do watch my bodylanguage though and have been doing a good job of making a note of that and you're right, the nonchalant b/l does work a lot when opening. I should have done a better job busting on that old lady but fuk her, she wasn't that tight anyway, she looked a little rough, but thx 4 the heads up.

As far as the 'fools mate' under 7 hour mystery bs is concerned. I'd call it fools mate if it rarely happens but I've hooked up with many girls in less than 7 hours. I have on only 3 occassions had to spend 7 hours with a girl before I had sex with her n one was mainly because I slept with her but didn't have sex with her which was about 8 hours right there, the other would have had sex with me a lot sooner but there were some extenuating circumstances that prevented it from happening, and another was a chick that I worked with and a shift is 8 hours so there. It doesn't take 7 hours seduce a girl.
 
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