Looking for mentor/wingman...

[Kevin Matthew]

2 days ago I signed up and posted on this site for the first time. The result was me embarrassing myself by writing a cheesy love story, hoping someone on here would tell me some magical way to win her back. Yea...right.

Well i am turning over a new leaf, and in order to do that, I am looking for a mentor/wingman to show me what's really good with picking up chicks.

I have gotten many girls before. I'm 24 years old, have slept with about 30 chicks, and am actually pretty good looking...but I am looking to take my game to the next level.

I live in NYC, and would love to meet a wingman who I can go out with, but who can also help me learn some new tricks along the way, so I can meet people on my own. It could definitely be beneficial for both parties considering i'll get to learn the ropes, and you'll have an easy excuse to meet more women.

If you're interested post on the thread, or email me at BruceLivingston88@gmail.com(I like making up fake names as you can tell by Bruce Livingston, and Kevin Matthew).

I look forward to hearing from you fellas.

 

[Kevin Matthew]

I posted the wrong email...please email LivingstonBruce88@gmail.com

 

[TonyBaloney]

Now then, Kevin Matthew, your post is all wrong.

Atypical trait of a beta man having to look for a mentor.

Kevin Matthew, I urge you to seek out the truth from within; perhaps by observing other individuals on the site, and by philosophising when things go wrong for you, and things go right for, will you come to a realisation that in this life, we stand or fall by our own deeds.

Start off gently, cold approaches, and perhaps internet dating. DO NOT let rejection put you off EVER.... all the best players know this and laugh in the face of rejection, knowing that like taxis, another will be along shortly.

A few thrases that i used during the glory years Think about them.

"Throw enough mud at the wall, and some of it will stick"

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained"

"He who works for nowt, and she who fvcks for nowt, will never be out of work"

I hope you get the drift of what i'm trying to illustrate - be your own man.


Now go forth and multiply, Kevin Matthew.

Best wishes,

Tony Baloney