Look who contacted me @ BookOfMatches - I think I'm going to puke

MatureDJ

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http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/WBBW4BBC.htm

:eek: :eek: :eek:

What is with these grotesque women? I suppose that they figure that some guy who is so incredibly sexually frustrated that he figures a "heart & a hole" is better than his friend Mr. Hand will agree to meet with them.

As for her self-evaluation and expectations ...

Very good looks
Sensually hot

I am fun and expect to be treated like a Goddess.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Purefilth

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MatureDJ said:
http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/WBBW4BBC.htm

:eek: :eek: :eek:

What is with these grotesque women? I suppose that they figure that some guy who is so incredibly sexually frustrated that he figures a "heart & a hole" is better than his friend Mr. Hand will agree to meet with them.

As for her self-evaluation and expectations ...


:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
response rate 61%?!?!?!

she can afford to be that picky?:nervous: :crackup:
 

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The sad fact is that she might look somewhat decent if she could keep her mouth shut at the dinner table more...
 

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Do you question your manhood?
Yeah I got a question for my manhood.

When this behemoth rolls off will you ever function again?


Star signs? Your fvcking a walrus with lipstick. It's safe to say any man willing to mount a giant ball of fat could care less about which planet your aligned with.


This has got to be a piss take. I think this is someone just having a laugh.
 

zekko

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So, did you F close?
 

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What's grossing me out is all that sex talk by her and giving me a mental image. :eek: :eek:
 

Zarky

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I am fun and expect to be treated like a Goddess.
Any time a chick says that, you know she's been pumped and dumped a billions times and generally treated like sh*t by every guy she's ever run into.

Fun to pretend though, I guess.

And Robert28, why don't you use the original "ejaculates" rather than "shoots out" in your sig? The humor hinges quite a bit on that word.
 

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Zarky said:
Any time a chick says that, you know she's been pumped and dumped a billions times and generally treated like sh*t by every guy she's ever run into.

Fun to pretend though, I guess.

And Robert28, why don't you use the original "ejaculates" rather than "shoots out" in your sig? The humor hinges quite a bit on that word.

haha I see your point. I just copied it exactly how it was worded when I read it.
 

Who Dares Win

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It cannot be true, probably someone is making a prank.

Anyway I would be scared from such ugly individual, if she was to run toward me I would probably run around a table.
 

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bbc?

Are you kidding me even the most virile and horny teenager pumped with Viagra would shrivel at her ugliness.
 

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Sounds like they want Brad Pitt, are only dishing up Roseanne Bar.
 

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http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Twisted_Brandy?cf=messages

Look at this one, she looks like a dude...by her own choice clearly. She's not quite the land whale you captured there, but I haven't the slightest why she thinks I'd respond to her....

**** internet dating. I just moved to Florida, trying to network out of the fifteen girls I would have even considered, two messaged me back, none of them panned out when I went for the # and quite frankly I am kind of glad... I'm just gonna work some 60 hour weeks instead.
 

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I wouldn't fück that thing with a rented cὀck.


That profile can't be real.
 
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