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Giovanni Casanova
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If you had told her that was a nice-looking p*ssy you wouldn't be back... you would still be getting ridden like a carnival ride at the county fair.
She invited me to have lunch with her!!!
ok here goes the convo
i go and i sit next to her and i said
me: hey that was a sexy outfit
her: which one? oh the cat thankyou
me: yeah my mom used for holloween too
she looked at me serious and she started to laugh
me: i'm Dayron and you are? thats right the cat chick, sorry i got no fish right now.
she is kind of in shock dosent know what to say
her:so what do you want
me: i wanna have a wild time with a kitty like you.
her: not thank you
me: well your lost i was gonna do you a favor. *( i stand up)
her : hey wait up a favor what are you talking about
me: forget it i need a crazy kitty u seem to be more like a home kitty.
her: listen i'm goin to have lunch u wanna come
me: mmm are you traying to buy me food and then rape me or something i'm not that easy, besides i'm expensive.
ok we went to have something to eat she had to go to work after lunch i got her # we made out while lunch.
I told her that i have a dog outfit and that we should have a cat and dog type of fight in bed she said yeah we are gonna meet on thursday.
ok here goes the convo
i go and i sit next to her and i said
me: hey that was a sexy outfit
her: which one? oh the cat thankyou
me: yeah my mom used for holloween too
she looked at me serious and she started to laugh
me: i'm Dayron and you are? thats right the cat chick, sorry i got no fish right now.
she is kind of in shock dosent know what to say
her:so what do you want
me: i wanna have a wild time with a kitty like you.
her: not thank you
me: well your lost i was gonna do you a favor. *( i stand up)
her : hey wait up a favor what are you talking about
me: forget it i need a crazy kitty u seem to be more like a home kitty.
her: listen i'm goin to have lunch u wanna come
me: mmm are you traying to buy me food and then rape me or something i'm not that easy, besides i'm expensive.
ok we went to have something to eat she had to go to work after lunch i got her # we made out while lunch.
I told her that i have a dog outfit and that we should have a cat and dog type of fight in bed she said yeah we are gonna meet on thursday.
Maverick001
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Yeah baby!
Excellent use of C&F.
Keep rolling on.
Excellent use of C&F.
Keep rolling on.
If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Mr. Delicious
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that was an awesome turnaround when you got up to leave and she brought you back 
Giovanni Casanova
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This is a PERFECT example of how some people can do okay with girls even when they try their damnedest to f*ck it up.
What the hell was that, dude? "I got no fish right now"? What the f*ck does that mean?
No, she was deep in thought. She was thinking, "F*ck... is my TASER in my purse or is it in my jacket pocket?"
*sigh*
What the f*ck?
What the hell was that, dude? "I got no fish right now"? What the f*ck does that mean?
No, she was deep in thought. She was thinking, "F*ck... is my TASER in my purse or is it in my jacket pocket?"
*sigh*
What the f*ck?
Not to be a d*ck (any more than I usually am), but you guys sound like a match made in heaven because there has got to be something wrong with the both of you. I give you a lot of credit for approaching this girl, and I'm glad you got good results, but your conversation was very... I think the word I'm looking for is "whatthef*ck". More power to you though.
penkitten
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ever heard of less is more?
Kaine
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Great stuff.
You made the approach
You made your intent clear
You displayed challenge by showing williness to walk away
Your choice of words may been a bit "unusual", but you made up and amped up the attraction through actions and I suspect your bodylanguage too. I liked the playfulness there.
Cool
You made the approach
You made your intent clear
You displayed challenge by showing williness to walk away
Your choice of words may been a bit "unusual", but you made up and amped up the attraction through actions and I suspect your bodylanguage too. I liked the playfulness there.
Cool
Soma
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You're a good man Charlie Brown but I think you're fvckin with us. After talking like a goofball to this girl you're saying you made out during your lunch? It's possible but the way you SAY you handled things it's hard to believe.
MAYBE, MAYBE, and I do say MAYBE, you approached but that's as far as it went.
There's nothing wrong with crashing and burning so if that's what really happened, just say it. It's a always a good story in and of itself. If you didn't even approach, well, suck it up and resolve to do differently next time. Next time just ACT. Don't think. Once you even get the slightest urge to think just start walking over there. Your mind will be blank and that's ok. Just say "hi".
MAYBE, MAYBE, and I do say MAYBE, you approached but that's as far as it went.
There's nothing wrong with crashing and burning so if that's what really happened, just say it. It's a always a good story in and of itself. If you didn't even approach, well, suck it up and resolve to do differently next time. Next time just ACT. Don't think. Once you even get the slightest urge to think just start walking over there. Your mind will be blank and that's ok. Just say "hi".
Giovanni Casanova
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My bullsh*t meter kinda went apesh*t too, but I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and just say... If a girl makes out with you after you use a pickup line like, "I don't have any fish", then you're either irresistable no matter what you do, or she is f*cked in the head.
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Whenever I'm reading posts here, I figure if people are bull5hitting us, they're only screwing with themselves. Other people can be fooled, but a person can NEVER fool himself.
Who cares? If he made a comment that didn't make any sense, he recovered from it well.
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Like I said, if he made out with the girl, more power to him. But I do question any girl who would go out with a guy who threw them a line like that.
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I dont mean to be negative but I have a hard time believing someone who had to get amped up to just approach a girl by posting on an internet chat board actually was able to approach, get her to lunch, and make out with her. You gotta learn to crawl before you can walk.
If everything is true, then congratulations man, awesome job.
If everything is true, then congratulations man, awesome job.
Maverick001
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Dayr0n,
You got the response you wanted from this chick so don't sweat over the technicalities of it.
It doesn't need to be perfect - the execution, the "time on station", and the exit.
If you feel that you need to polish your game then by all means do so. There's always room for further improvement.
Keep us posted on how it goes.
Cheers,
Mav
You got the response you wanted from this chick so don't sweat over the technicalities of it.
It doesn't need to be perfect - the execution, the "time on station", and the exit.
If you feel that you need to polish your game then by all means do so. There's always room for further improvement.
Keep us posted on how it goes.
Cheers,
Mav
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Hey Dayron - exactly how did the lunch go? What was the text of your conversation during lunch, her body language and reactions, and what did you do before you initiated the kiss? How did she react after the kiss and what did you follow up with?
These are the things we like to hear in a FR - things we can learn from, not listening to you brag.
These are the things we like to hear in a FR - things we can learn from, not listening to you brag.