Accension
Senior Don Juan
Accension recently started cold approaching and you can bet I was shi>-scared.
You just keep imagining every little awkward thing that could possible go wrong, it's a nightmare.
When you're out there, you're trying to accommplish a particular thing.
It normally revolves around some kind of success, even if it's just doing it.
You don't want to fail, it means everything not to fail, you want to not fail so much that most guys won't approach a single girl their entire lives.
What if you change the goal, to intentionally trying to fail.
Talking to her just so you can get epic laughs and at the same time succeeding in getting experience that will turn this into something enjoyable.
What it was always meant to be-- before we started learning all this stuff and putting ourselves under pressure.
This is my field report.
Lol-approach 1:
I walk up to a HB 7 in town, sitting alone on a bench.
Me: Yes, hello, my name's Accension. Give me your number so I can call you, tune you on the phone, set up some cheap dates and possibly get into your pants as soon as I can.
Girl: ...
...
...
hahaha
Girl: You're a freak.
I chatted to her a bit more, basically trying to do every AFC thing I could think of.
Like repeatedly telling her "Ok, what times good to call? can you please write a chart for me, now. Please, now, chart, call, sex?"
Lol-approach 2:
My confidence was soaring so I sought to approach a group of girls sitting down talking.
Me: K, hai there ladies. You're all hotties ey. Looking dam fine. Can I get yo digits yo, gonna sex you up yo.
Girl 1: hahaha WTF?!
Girl 2: awkward man awkward.
Me: No sex then, yes no? Girl 1's giving me the look but, check out those shifty eyes.
From there I just fluff talked for a bit and asked them questions as awkward as I could about the food they were eating "Oh you're eating food! what sort of food is it? is it good food? are you enjoying the food!?"
Lol-approach 3:
A cute HB 8's buying books in a bookstore.
Me: I like books do you like books, let's like books together, I'll read you stories, I'm a good story teller, my favorite book is the kama-sutra-- we can do the practicals even.
The girl looked really embarressed and kind of looks away.
Me: I know you can hear me, you can so hear me, what's your name book-girl.
Girl: Jane.
She actually gave a really cute smile at this.
Me: Well Jane, stop being so shy and talk.
After that she actually opened up and we sat down and had a little conversation in the back of the book store, she asked for MY number and suggested we have lunch "in a place with no books."
Well there you have it.
A fun way to overcome AA and laugh at the same time no matter the results.
Hey, this can also be a pretty decent approach.
You just keep imagining every little awkward thing that could possible go wrong, it's a nightmare.
When you're out there, you're trying to accommplish a particular thing.
It normally revolves around some kind of success, even if it's just doing it.
You don't want to fail, it means everything not to fail, you want to not fail so much that most guys won't approach a single girl their entire lives.
What if you change the goal, to intentionally trying to fail.
Talking to her just so you can get epic laughs and at the same time succeeding in getting experience that will turn this into something enjoyable.
What it was always meant to be-- before we started learning all this stuff and putting ourselves under pressure.
This is my field report.
Lol-approach 1:
I walk up to a HB 7 in town, sitting alone on a bench.
Me: Yes, hello, my name's Accension. Give me your number so I can call you, tune you on the phone, set up some cheap dates and possibly get into your pants as soon as I can.
Girl: ...
...
...
hahaha
Girl: You're a freak.
I chatted to her a bit more, basically trying to do every AFC thing I could think of.
Like repeatedly telling her "Ok, what times good to call? can you please write a chart for me, now. Please, now, chart, call, sex?"
Lol-approach 2:
My confidence was soaring so I sought to approach a group of girls sitting down talking.
Me: K, hai there ladies. You're all hotties ey. Looking dam fine. Can I get yo digits yo, gonna sex you up yo.
Girl 1: hahaha WTF?!
Girl 2: awkward man awkward.
Me: No sex then, yes no? Girl 1's giving me the look but, check out those shifty eyes.
From there I just fluff talked for a bit and asked them questions as awkward as I could about the food they were eating "Oh you're eating food! what sort of food is it? is it good food? are you enjoying the food!?"
Lol-approach 3:
A cute HB 8's buying books in a bookstore.
Me: I like books do you like books, let's like books together, I'll read you stories, I'm a good story teller, my favorite book is the kama-sutra-- we can do the practicals even.
The girl looked really embarressed and kind of looks away.
Me: I know you can hear me, you can so hear me, what's your name book-girl.
Girl: Jane.
She actually gave a really cute smile at this.
Me: Well Jane, stop being so shy and talk.
After that she actually opened up and we sat down and had a little conversation in the back of the book store, she asked for MY number and suggested we have lunch "in a place with no books."
Well there you have it.
A fun way to overcome AA and laugh at the same time no matter the results.
Hey, this can also be a pretty decent approach.
